The EEE-vil Men Do

From: HellPope Huey <synthmeister@excite.com> To: stang@subgenius.com

Rev. Dead Corpse <dead_corpse@my-deja.com> wrote:
>In article <WU_N5.31631$Q92.826064@nntp2.onemain.com>,
>iDEATH<luser@aol.com> wrote:

>>This world is stupid and vicious, and I have neither the drive to be even *more* stupid and vicious than I am, nor the idealism to believe that I can really change anything. WHEN, "BOB"? WHEN???
>>
>You must be a cousin on my mothers side. You think maybe Nickie Deathchick is a yet another member of Clan Deadite running around?
>
>One person can change things. Look at Alexander the Great. Pol Pot. Hitler. Samuel Colt. Henry Ford. Gengis Kahn.
>
>It's a lot like dominoes where you have to know which way certain dominoes will fall to get them to push over the next one in line.
>
>Example:
>You bump into an unstable looking gentleman in a grocery checkout line. He
in turn cuts someone off in the parking lot because he was thinking about what a jerk you were. The person he cuts off gets pissed at him and tries to follow him out of the parking lot to give him a peice of his mind. He, of course doesn't see Bubba Tilsdale in his shiny 4X4 and runs right inot him. Bubba won't stand for that and pumps two rounds from his shotgun into the gimp that scratched his truck. The Cops show up to take down Bubba. After riddling Bubba full of holes, all of Bubbas kin come crawling out of every back woods nook and cranny to wreck havoc on the town constabulatory. This gets the States National Guard contingent in on it as well as the states local gun nut/conspiracy theorist/militia types. This war expands to include the Army and Marines. Our weakend defense posture from internal strife gives the Chinese and some mid-east terrorists the idea that the US is falling.

They launch strikes against the US who retaliates in kinds with much
>more effective nukes.

>Two days later all paid up Subgenii are a couple of parsecs away giggling over the film footage of the conflageration consuming the Earth.

>It can happen, but it all starts with you!

>The Rev. Dead Corpse from the Lone Pentagram State The Underworlds Latest Reject, able to lob high speed lead jizm 1/4MOA@500 yrds.
>Keeper of the Sacred Single Malt Scotch. Fuel-Injected, Supercharged, Nitro-Methane burning, 5.10 geared Rude80y. Self-Appointed Homicidal Limo-Driver to the Elder Gods.

Ladies and whatever in the hell the rest of you are, we have the ShorDurPerSav of the Day! *Sniff* That was rilly beautiful, man! And as a parting gift for this courageous showing, he gets a Reuger Blackhawk personally autographed by "Bob" himself, a year's supply of Zippy Fropplinger's Jack Juice ("The Drink That Starts The Livin' HELL Outta Yore Day!") and 12 sessions of eye-glazing hummery from a variety of Yeti-like wimmenfolk to be selected later!

THAT'S the way to do it, SubGenius! Sick fucker and AIN'T "BOB" PROOUUUUD!!??

HellPope Huey,
I sympathize with the Witch;
I woulda killed Toto, myself, yapping mongrel ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

"Rub honey on his ass and blow the bear whistle."
- 'Everybody Loves Raymond'

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