You Guys....

From: judge_fang@hotmail.com (Fang)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jun 19, 2001 10:09 AM

This week I have mostly been thinking:

Leave it out with all this pink/SubG crap will ya fellas. Jeez it's
like those arguements at skool about whether or not Basil Brush was
real - I mean did it really matter in the end - the point was he was
funny - but you guys aint.

Everyone I talk to over here knows *instinctively* that any sort of
inter-planetary invasion will be centred on either Stonehenge or
somewhere in Belgium.

It seems all you guys can think about is a $30 fee to belong to a
"look at how goofy we are (in a Ross from friends kind of nerd-squirm
way)" pseudo-organisation....

You're missing the bigger picture

And you miss the point like Alanis did.

Rain on your wedding day has nothing to do with irony, it's just a
pisser

Just like this SubG crap aint nothing but badly drawn cartoons trying
to think their way out of two dimensional space without having the
wherewithal to realise that to do so would mean that the funny pages
would no longer rest on the table.

Bob must diet (and not pink this time neither)

Keep at it,

The cheque is in the post.

Fang
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Subject: Re: You Guys....
From: "Pope Phred" <phred523@home.com>

>
> Leave it out with all this pink/SubG crap will ya fellas. Jeez it's
> like those arguements at skool about whether or not Basil Brush was
> real - I mean did it really matter in the end - the point was he was
> funny - but you guys aint.

Refresh my memory (as I am too lazy to look up it up on my nearest search
engine) WTF is Basil Brush?

>
> Everyone I talk to over here knows *instinctively* that any sort of
> inter-planetary invasion will be centred on either Stonehenge or
> somewhere in Belgium.

Last time I checked (I've been wrong many times before) the X-ists will
be everywhere, come the "rupture". We just thought that it would be more
convieniant and efficient for most of us to gather in one place...
>
> It seems all you guys can think about is a $30 fee to belong to a
> "look at how goofy we are (in a Ross from friends kind of nerd-squirm
> way)" pseudo-organisation....

And "you" DON'T think of a way to make a quick $30? Ladies and Gentlemen!
The True Selfless Man! Honestly, The Church doesn't care what you look like.
It can tell whether you're "Normal" or not. It just wants your cash, that's
all. It doesn't ask for devotion and undying loyalty; the Church wants a
real sacrifice: your wallet....
>
> You're missing the bigger picture
>
> And you miss the point like Alanis did.
>

I agree with this. We miss the "Big Picture". The point. The gist. The
end-all-be-all. "BoB" is a piece of clip-art from the '50s. Most of us are
clueless, leading a normal life wishing we could break out of our narrow
"can't see the forest for the trees" mindset that would put us on par with
the Devine. You, sir, are clever! Yes, indeed, to see us for the sham that
we are. We are not enlightened. We are not wierder than you. We threw away
time, money, and precious intelligent thought on this trivial "Thing".

Even now, I crumple my card and toss it over my shoulder, with tears in
my eyes. "What have I done with my life?" I cry. Shall I never see the GOOD
life? No! I have wasted it on this P.O.C. cult that can't even work up a
decent invasion hoax like Mercury Theatre's "War of the Worlds"! By wasting
my time with this SubG thing, I have only done things that I never would
have done, seen things that wouldn't have bothered to see, and met people
the I would have shunned because they are not "Like Me". It is a shame that
I couldn't have gotten along with the program and seen the big picture, it
really is. I could be sleeping, waking up, S.S.& S-ing, eating, going to
work, coming home from work, watching TeeVee, eating some more, going to bed
and repeat as nesessary until I die. Ooops! I made the mistake of finding
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO....

D'ya get it? It's SOMETHING ELSE TO DO, nothing more, nothing less.

Shammadamma!
Pope (The choice of the new generation) Phred
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Subject: Re: You Guys....
From: "ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com>

we am very sorry and will shut up and go away and not make no more
money, and wow, like, d00d, the last twenty years have been fun, but
you've shown us the error of our ways, and we repent, mea culpa, and
promise never ever to do it again.

On the other hand, your women would much rather fuck us than you, we
get better drugs, and have a REAL religion, not some cheap tacky
fourth tier knockoff religion designed to allow us lop off our spouses
head(s).

You have no spiritual, intellectual, practical monetary, or even
interesting (or new) points to make. Know why? You have Big Islander
Disorder, and resent others who live in REAL countries. That's why
people from big islands tend to be imperialists with small genitals.

so.

we will HAVE yer wimmins, pee in yer beer, make pets of your children,
and make you sleep in places like england.

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