POSITION PAPER NUMBER 666
TO: THE STUDENT BODY
FROM: GREAT PERDITION STUDENTS
CONCERNING: STAYING CLEAN IN A DIRTY WORLD
And if a woman have an issue, spray lightly around her blood many days out of the pump on the underside. If it run to the bumpers beyond the time of her separation, wring the mop out on the underside of the flush and whatsoever she sitteth upon.
Continue to wipe the outside surfaces of the fixtures. And whosoever toucheth these things shall be unclean, and shall just spray cleaner on fixture, bathe himself in the water and be unclean until mopping is neccessary inside the urinal and bowl.
But if she be cleansed of her daily use, lightrly saturate the mop for seven days, and after that she shall be washed with water. And on the eighth day she shall also take unto herself two turtles, or two men shall lie with seed of copulation. Two young pigeons shall bathe themselves and two priests to the door of the tabernacle.
The congreation, the even and the priests shall offer the woman and the vessel of the earth, that whosoever touchest the janitor cart shall be washed with water. And when he hath a pressure spray applicator and is cleansed of his issue, then he shall pick up sanitary napkins to himself seven days for liquid hand soiap
And on the eighth day he shall take unto himself two plastic urinal trays, or two germicidal detergents, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water. And the priest shall offer them cream cleaner, a glass cleaner, the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering, and the priest shall make atonement for rubber gloves for his issue.
And if any man's seed of copulation be on her bed, or on him, then he shall touch it, and brush all his flesh in water, and be electric until the even.