New HoS Intros from ESO Radio 9-30-99 "Listening in on Radio" (Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Bleepo Abernathy, Chas Smith, Stang)
THE BUTTON: "Shifting Frequencies" (www.pressthebutton.com)
New Title 1
KPFA Vol. 10 -- Puzzling Evidence, Palmer Vreedeez, Gary G'Broagfran, Dr. Howll -- ancient Bad Show Intro Gripes!
ESO 9-23-99 Swamp Radio: from end, Chas explains Stang's move to Cleveland
The King -- "VOODOO CHILD"
Rant with bg music by Opeth, and "Pickin' On Hendrix" Voodoo Child and Little Wing bluegrass style
THE BUZZARD HAS LANDED
The Old Buzzard Has Landed in Cleveland. THE ENTIRE SUBGENIUS FOUNDATION ARCHIVES, plus me, after a SUSPICIOUSLY easy journey; the 24 foot Ryder truck has been emptied into Wei's Palace and the ACE abasement by the mighty team of Clevelantians. I have set up my LABORATORY inside the new Dome, and have dubbed and mailed out Hour of Slack reruns... though the ARCHIVES, 300 strongboxes strong, remain strewn grossly about the cave under the basement of the unopened ACE storefront and the Royal Janitorial Closets of Wei's Palace... a SMALL FORTUNE in auctionable E-BAY CRAP -- DAMN am I glad I kept all that junk until the Internet was invented --
MOVING! MY GOD! What a pain and what a wrenching nostalgia trip! MONKEY wrenching! Change of address card to every magazine, catalog, credit card, probation officer, croaker and bookie; getting a NEW address. PO Box 19355 Cleveland OH 44119. Cancel phone, get new phone. New Internet Service Provider. New RETURN ADDRESS RUBBER STAMPS... PACKING. Raiding liquor store dumpsters for empty boxes. Seeing every doctor and getting every prescription refilled one last time. Saying goodbye to everybody you know in town... the weepy gleepy farewell parties. New car registration, license, bleh bleh, yeh yeh... Resetting all your car radio presets to WCSB. STATE INCOME TAX?!?!?Round on the ends, high in the middle. Having to find new suppliers of bulk tapes, office supplies, learn new PASSWORDS, get new bodyguards, new drug dealers, new wife... get used to strange franchises and baffling ethnic groups they didn't have on the old planet...
MAN!! Talk about a "NEW YEAR"! AIEEEEEEEE!
But "CUCK IT!" , by Gobbs, my computer DIDN'T BREAK on the Arkansas highways, my huge desks are in their new Throne Office, the cotton is high and the 'Frop is green (with purple hairs and blue eyes). My Command Module is completely re-retrofitted, Tarzan's Radio Station is up and swinging... EVERYTHING IS OKAY AND ONLY ONE VCR GOT KILLED OR EVEN HURT!!
IT IS DONE!! SLACK RETURNS!! SLACK! Gouts and BUCKETS of Slack. Washtubs and small city RESERVOIRS of Slack. Lakes and OCEANS, mighty RIVERS and WATERFALLS of Slack... GEYSERS! SLACK VOLCANOES! Slack supernovas and subatomic Slack cold fusion reactions in EVERY ATOM of EVERY CELL!
I realized that it's time for me to let go of the built-up Hate Squared and angers and let them fly off at top speed like escaped buzzards, and maybe work on the Slack and, uh, forgiveness end of things, seeing as how we're swiftly approaching the End of Things. The very SEAT of the century, the ass of the millenium, the butt of the thousand year joke. "The more Slack you have, the more Slack you can radiate to others." Somebody said that. So that's my goal. SLACK. Simple enough.
AAHHHHHhhh but the move is DONE. None died, and NOTHING was thrown away -- NOTHING!!
THE ORIGINAL ONE TRUE PAPER DOBBSHEAD, THE YELLOW-PAGES-CLIP-ART-PORTRAIT THAT IS THE GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPAPPY OF ALL KNOWN DOBBSHEADS, IS 4 FEET BEHIND ME IN ITS SECRET ARK DISGUISED AS A DUSTY OLD BOX.
THE DOBBSHEAD IS AT THE SPACEPORT.
To quote Rev. Chris Lee,
"XXX-DAY OR BUSTS!!"
We Shall Be Released.
THANKS, "BOB"! THANKS, CONNIE!!
Media Barrage from H-79 Intros tape (end A)-- Zoogz Rift, Ahmed Fishmonger song clips
KPFA Dr. Howll: "Junior "Bob" Trading Cards" ad
Hans Reichel: "le Bal" from Gravikords, Whirlies and Pyrophones CD (and book)
KPFA Vol. 10: Classic "Mugging the Show" sequence w/ Mavrides, Wellman, Hughes
Ernie Kovaks Record Collection "Mack the Knife"
Stang does everybody's PO Boxes, credits, thanks to Popess Cecelia for the new music CDs (Ernie Kovaks music bg)
THE BUTTON: cut #2
REV. SUSIE THE FLOOZY tape collages from "Connie's Evil Plan" -- Annie Sprinkle blather, Connie collage
LIKEWISE "Prairie Squid" clip
Stang on Clyde Lewis Ground Zero -- $ from "Bob," Cursing the Conspiracy
DR. BIZARRO "The Conspiracy" from THE BIG MACHINE SubGenius rock opera
Phil Dadson "Pacific 3-2-1-0" from Gravikords, Whirlies & Pyrophones
Susie's Connie Collage con't: "ALL WOMEN ARE BAD" ad clips
Plug for/clips from Bill T. Miller's "MP3 Orgy.com" (9-album mp3 collection on cd!) http://billtmiller.com -- Orgy of Noise cut #1, 2
RUDY SCHWARTZ PROJECT: "Nice Lawn, Asshole" (B side of Bowling 4 Appliances)
PEACHY NIETCHES: "Down With Lettuce" live
THE KING: "Come As You Are"
ESO Radio 9-23-99 Show End! "Where's the button that makes the show good?"
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