Jesus taunts audience of WBOB (pirate FM radio station at X-Day Drill, run by Yukon Jack and Rev. Helen McSulla) -- TITLE
Stang re-introduces the X-Day Drill and describes the campground, then:
Impromptu Wotan Music Thursday Night: "Row Row Row Your Boat" by the Drill Doktor Band
Jesus strolls about the camp announcing over the bullhorn (our wisest investment) that anyone can be a DJ on WBOB, if they go to the little hut and white van atop the hill.
JEHOVAH HATES PHRED: "Be At Peace in My Home" and "GET ALONG, LITTLE PRAIRIE SQUID"
REV. GROOVY G. PREACHES on Legume's Legionnaires; takes up collection for AMMO. Dr. Legume discusses the Luger.
POPE PHRED sings "The Star Spangled Banner," with SubGenius lyrics off the top of his head, while the Fireworks Display is happening
DK JONES and BILL T. MILLER: "If 666 Was 999" Wotanoid musical experiment -- DK rants over BTM samples of Hendrix, BTMiller and Janor
POPESS LILITH: "THE BRAG OF THE CROSS DRESSING SUBGENIUS"
* -- this rant, which is filled with profanity and adult words, is uncut in the Internet, Pirate and Canadian versions of the Hour of Slack, and for individual show buyers. The version for American college radio is censored, as usual, with blanks dropped over the cusswords.
Stang discusses censorship of Popess Lilith, then intros:
some BONFIRE OF HATE recordings, and the cathartic aspects of:
THE X-DAY DRILL CRUCIFIXION -- JESUS MOCKED
-- editted recordings of the crowd of sinners mocking Jesus during the Crucifixion, taken from the stereo videocam sound. Narrated over by Stang. Sick crucifixion jokes. Surely this is like the decadence of the Roman Empire in the last days.
Crucifixion tapes continued. Stang denies Jesus. Jesus forgives them. Sing-alongs from Jesus Christ Superstar. Rev. Strange offers the other side of the Cross for a second crucifyee. Legume: "We played too hard with our Jesus. I think it's dead." Actual, real death -- Stang freaks.
ZURROUND (that band from Minneapolis) clip
Stage recordings, Saturday afternoon:
Drill Ride Board announcements by auctioneering Jesus and Dynasoar; "X-Day Drill is a City!"
DR. LEGUME sermon: "MARRIED TO THE WRONG WOMAN"
"When you feel that warm mouth enclose your genitals, you can rest assured that it's J.R. "Bob" Dobbs!"
JEHOVAH HATES PHRED: "TAKE ME OFF TO SPACE" (Nenslo hymn)
REV. SUSIE THE FLOOZIE: "WHAT IF...?" rant. "What If X-Day Didn't Happen?"
JESUS H. CHRIST delivers His touching, off-the-cuff rant about His new job with The SubGenius Foundation, poverty, the Conspiracy and MONEY -- how we can prove Dobbs' Word
(Stang recaps the Drill, blabs, promises stuff for next week's show, does PO Box, intros the 7:00 am Sunday recordings)
7 AM July 6 1997 X-MOMENT DRILL
Exact 7 AM moment; Breaking the Seal; Swallowing the Pils; Distributing the Kool Aid; Stang rant re: "The Only Thing You HAVE to Do is Stay Alive Another 365 Days", while burning money; Stang shot by Legume ("Change of plans"); PAPA JOE MAMA & Dr. Legume philosophize; Stang re-erects.
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