A bastardized SLC song

A bastardized SLC song

By Pastor Craig <104145.723@CompuServe.COM>
Date: 5 May 1996

Getting High at Brushwood Gardens
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>From across the boards of the Internet
Came the news of slack like they never could get
They quit their jobs and repented of work
For the X day drill in Western New York
They shared hate and sin and prairie squids
Bob Dean was there in spite what he did
Lurkers were there and they were making the scene
And the net gods came to see and be seen

And we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens
Yeah we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens

We left our computers for the wild life to see
And to come down from technology
The withdrawl symptoms drove us up the wall
While the naked pagan babes held us in thrall
They did wicca and magic and beat on some drums
They danced round a campfire just having some fun
We were elsewhere looking for sin
Where we could drop out turn on and log in

So we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens
Yeah we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens

The stage was open for the odd and the strange
But the funniest stuff was going on backstage
Legume was swinging and making his point
While the chewing foil was cooking the joint
D K Jones was doing Voo Doo Huge
And Sosodata was wearing Coola's rouge
The O B E and the King of Slack
Were taking their amps way beyond feedback

So we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens
Yeah we got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens

I fired up the computer when I got back
To read all about it on alt dot slack
The published reports made me feel sad
When I heard of the good times the other subs had
The third nostrals opened and the sex yeti style
The drugs and the groupies going on all the while
I'm going to go back there to slack off and repent
And maybe next time I'll get out of my tent

And I'll get high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens
Yeah we'll got high (high) so high at Brushwood Gardens

Pastor Craig

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