There's nothing you can do that can't be done
There's nothing you can win that can't be won
There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung
There's nothing you can hang that can't be hung
It's easy
All you kill is "Bob"
All you need is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
All you need is "Bob"
"Bob" is all you need
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
There's nothing you can think that can't be thought
There's nothing you can buy that can't be bought
There's nothing you can say that can't be said
There's nothing you can read that can't be red
It's easy
All you need is "Bob"
All you kill is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
All is "Bob" you see there is
"Bob" is all you see there is
You see "Bob" is all there is
"Bob" you see is all there is
Nothing but "Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" is nothing but "Bob"
There's nothing you can catch that can't be caught
There's nothing you can fight that can't be fought
There's nothing you can write that can't be wrong
There's nothing that is king that might not be kong
It's easy
All you kill is "Bob"
All you need is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
I am all the "Bob" Dobbs that is
The "Bob" Dobbs that is all I am
You are the "Bob" Dobbs that is
The "Bob" Dobbs that is all you are
All that is the "Bob" Dobbs is me
All that is the "Bob" Dobbs are you
Kill "Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" is all you kill
All you kill is "Bob"
"Bob" is all you kill
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
There's nothing you can ring that can't be rung
There's nothing you can smell that can't be dung
There's nothing you can hear that can't be heard
There's nothing you can type that might not be a word
It's easy
All you need is "Bob"
All you kill is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" you kill is all you kill is "Bob" you kill
Kill "Bob" is all you kill is "Bob" you kill is all
Is all you kill is "Bob" is all "Bob" you kill is all
"Bob" is kill "Bob" is all kill "Bob" is kill Bob is all you kill
There's nothing you can kill that can't be dead
There's nothing you can feed that can't be fed
There's nothing you can make that can't be made
There's nothing you can lay that can't be laid
It's easy
All you need is "Bob"
All you kill is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
There's nothing you can bite that can't be gold
There's nothing you can steal that can't be sold
There's nothing you can feel that can't be old
There's nothing you can freeze that can't be cold
It's easy
All you need is "Bob"
All you kill is "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
"Bob" "Bob" "Bob"
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From: Biggles <biggles1@delphi.com>
Subject: Re: You need only "Bob."
We don't need "Bob". Want, maybe. Dream about, sure. Eat
over pasta in a rich cream sauce? Occasionally. But need?
What we need is slack. Do not forget that people.
Continue with your witty posts, decry the Bobbies, belittle
everyone else to try and make yourself believe you're superior,
but don't forget what we all need, what everyone needs, what
the Conspiracy was formed to keep us from, what the Pinks and
Somnabulacs and Mediocretins aren't even aware of:
S L A C K
! ! !
Find your true path to slack. Find slack. Embrace it. Kiss
it. Fondle it. Fuck it up every orifice it has. Make a few
more and fuck those. Let it do the same to you. Eat it.
Digest it. Shit it. Eat it again. Feel guilty when not
enjoying it. Feel lonely when not with it. Get depressed
without it.
But do not work for it. Do not hunt it down. For SLACK is a
cunning beast, and cannot be trapped or taken down.
And never, never, never tell someone what their slack is, for
you will be wrong and they will be pissed.
What the hell did I start talking about?
-- Pope-King Biggles I
"Monosexuality isn't even safe anymore!"
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