HEY BOB A RE BOB

HEY BOB A RE BOB

From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

OK man, I'm gonna try to do this from memory...

Momma's on the bottom
and Poppa's on the top,
Baby's in the crib shoutin'
"Pour it to her Pop"
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.

Well, sea is sea
And land is land,
If I can't get my boogie
I can get it by hand
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.

> > Boogied in the kitchen,
> > Boogied in the hall,
> > Boogied in my hand
> > and I flung it on the wall
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
A nickel for some butter and
A nickel for some lard
Rub it on my boogie
Till my boogie got hard
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Said the big red rooster
To the little red hen
Ruffle up your feathers
Let Poppa stick it in
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Grandpa's on the crapper
Sittin so bold
Gonna get him some
Of the old knot-hole
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now roses are red
Ready for pluckin'
I got a girl
(OH NO YOU AIN'T!)
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now belly to belly and
Chin to chin
Got TWO big things
Goin' out and in
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
Now my Poppa is a (?)
Momma is a slut
My cock-suckin' brother
Got my sister knocked up
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
The cattle's in the pasture
The horse is in the corn,
Grandma's in the crapper
Blowin' Grandpa's horn
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>
I got a brand new Chevy
With a tank fulla gas
Mouth fulla titty
And a hand fulla ass
> > shoutin'
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Hey Bob a Re Bob
> > Yes my baby knows.
>

That's it. Aside from the anonymous old coadger version on SubGenius
Media Barrage #3, this song is also performed by the UTTERLY INSANE Akron
band, FORMS OF INSANITY, Rev. Toth Wilder on lead vocals. I have shot one
of these performances at the Akron devivals on Video 8. I also have a tape
from Toth which features 10 takes (!) of this song from ALL their
performances of it. I use the legal bits from each one on alternating HOUR
OF SLACK radio shows.

Seems to me the Ramones would be good at covering this one.

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