Questions To "Bob"

[Subsequently recorded by DynaSoar and played on Dad's New Slacks]

Praise "Bob" and pass the tambourine, here's a hymn and a
hern to sing while you're waiting for The Rupture.

Questions To "Bob"

(to the tune of Pink Floyd's 'Mother', from _The Wall_)

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G                          D7      C      G   C   G

"Bob" do you think they'll make me pink?

G                          D7      C      G   C   G

"Bob" do you think they'll let me  think?

C                                          G      C   G

"Bob" do you think they'll try to steal my slack?

D      C                  G

Ooh ah "Bob" can I buy it back?

G                       D7   C     G   C   G

"Bob" you should be the president.

G                       D7    C     G   C   G

"Bob" you should be the government.

C                           G   C   G

"Bob" I'll pay you anything you say.

D   C                        G      C  G

Ooh ah, I can't wait until X-day.

G                             C

Hush now Yeti, Yeti don't you cry,

F                              C

"Bob"'s gonna make all of your 'frop dreams come true.

F                            C

"Bob"'s gonna put all of his slack into you.

F                     C

"Bob"'s gonna justify all of your sins,

    F                         C

But first you gotta send your thirty bucks in.

F                       C   G  D7   G

"Bob"'s gonna save Yeti for Rupture Day.

D     C     D     C    D               C

Ooooh Yeti  Ooooh Yeti  Ooooh Yeti, of course "Bob"'s gonna

                  G

   get your Slack back.

G  C  G  C  G  C  D  C  G

G                      C           G  C      G     C  G

"Bob" do you think I'm good enough       for them?

G                     C         D7    C       G    C  G

"Bob" will the X-ists take me away       with them?

C                                   G       C   G

"Bob" do you think I'll ever get my Slack?

D   C                                G

Ooh ah, "Bob" will you really get it back?

G                             C

Hush now Yeti, Yeti don't you cry.

F                               C

"Bob"'s gonna check out all the aliens for you.

F                   C

"Bob" won't let Yacatisma get through.

F                      C

"Bob"'s gonna give the pinks a poke.

F                                 C

"Bob" will tell the punchline to JHVH-1's joke.

F                               C  G   Am  G

"Bob"'s gonna save you from the Conspira - cy.

D     C     D     C    D                   C

Ooooh Yeti  Ooooh Yeti  Ooooh Yeti, you'll always be a Yeti

      G     C  G

   to me.

G                                C

"Bob", here's that dollar for my Slack.