Off of Baltimore 1983 Convention Tape
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I was feeling all right 'cause it was Saturday night
And I was smoking and drinking everything in sight
Somebody must have saw cause they rang up the law
And they put me in the back of a police car
And I told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck my damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
Yes I, told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
Well I guess that I'd rather get sent to Hell
Than to spend Saturday night in a Benton County Jail
They filled out a report and they sent me to court
And the judge looked at me and said "What's your plea?"
I didn't even give that judge a glace
I guess I was too busy whipping down my pants
And I guess I may of, might have, kind of, sort of,
in a way, kind of, sort of, in a way, maybe,
might have, kind of,
I told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
My lawyer looked at me and said "Son, are you crazy or what?
He's trying to make you a deal and you show him your butt."
The court was amused but the judge was not
And I wind up twenty years for smoking pot
and hitting some bump on the road that turned out to be the
judge's kid
Well I spent my time making license plates
And I finally got a parole around eighty-eight
They said "Son we're prepared to let you out,
we're only asking one thing
and that is that you watch your mouth"
And I said "Sir, I'm ready to admit that I was wrong"
And about that time I whipped out my dong
I guess I maybe, might of, kind of, sort of,
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick (that's right)
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
Well I spent my time breaking rock's
and maybe I reformed and maybe not
They said "Son, you just don't understand
the honor and respect that belong to this man"
I said "I never could see how it was right
how any man could be appointed for all his life."
Well, I guess I don't know.
I used to think I had nothing to lose
I found out there are some words you just don't use
So if I ever again go before that man
Maybe I've decided to change my plan
I'm going to request that the judge
orally stimulate my penis
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck my dick
Told the judge to suck a damn dick
Toooold the judge to suck my dick
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