"I hate to use the "A" word, but..." -- The Sexecutioner, GWAR
SUBGENIUS GRAVEN IMAGES of yesterweek
THE JITTLOV "MAGIC EYES" ASCII DOBBSFIELD
This is so simple it's almost sickening that nobody but Mike Jittlov thought of it. But we imagine he's used to that. This really is a Magic Eyes-style stereogram Dobbshead row, but it's also an ASCII document. GO FIGURE! Or else look at it.
(Don't miss the
INSANE NATIONAL HISTORICAL TREASURE!
"THE ONE TRUE DOBBSHEAD"
in the LOGO ART section halfway down!)
The Pooper finally lets go of his Prairie Squid for half a second, and deposits some so-called "art" in this septic tank of a website. YOU MAY BE SURPRISED, though. I, Stang, had to title 'em myself because "Mister Forty Dicks" was too LAZY a SLACKER to bother with such NICETIES.
PIPES -- 50k
BOBROOM -- 83k
ANGEL HEAD -- 33k
DOBBS APPROVED -- 33k
PYPES -- 50k
DOBBSEYE -- 33k
SCARYBRAINS -- 33k
ARNIE! -- the GIF MOVIE! -- 149k
UNMOVING ARNOLD -- 50k
CHESS -- 66k
PILS -- 33k
X-DAY Yet another artistic interpretation of our prophesied Day of Independence, July 5, 1998 -- 50k
GET AHEAD -- 50k
BIG "BOB" -- 66k
ISN'T TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL? -- 132k
SUITCASE -- 165k
Yardwork time at the Dobbs homestead -- 54k
by Fernandinande -- and GET A LOAD OF HIS WEBSITE!!
"BOBUILDER" -- 33k
bobDromeda -- 33k
BOBSIGN -- 83k
FETI -- 33k
FROPCAN -- 33k
The Grim Andy Show Weedling -- 108K
MEATLADY -- 239K
CHOICES -- 66k
DISGUST -- 99k
OLDBOB -- 33k
OLDBOB 2 -- 33k
TOUCHED -- 66k
BILLY SELLS OUT to the Nazi Mind-Control Aliens -- 83k
RELAX -- a heart-warming X-Day vista SPAT upon the WIRES by The Right Reverend Ed (firstname.lastname@example.org), Elder Elder of the Pegram, Tennessee SOLO CLENCH (Visit CHEAP THRILLS http://www.cris.com/~flashboy (FREE) Strange and Unusual Software/Images/Links (FREE))
CHOOSE SPAT by The Right Reverend Ed (email@example.com) -- good testicular posterganda material for the Youth Group walls, at 99k
As it is with mysterious icons, sometimes the finding of the face of the Messiah (which I was told is in the upper portion of this cloud image, but I can't seem to find no matter how hard I try) in the iron deposits at the bottom of a bowl of SUGAR Smacks is often in the eye of the beholder. However, the unmistakable visage of "Bob" should be clearly visible in the protuberance directly under the "six-pointed" star in the center of the image. You may need to zoom in to see him... but according to estimates at NASA, this portion of the image is several million miles across. Now THAT'S "BOB"!!!
When I got the M16 image from the NASA Website, it already was missing that block in the upper right.
OMIGOD! -- AWESOME PROOF of the Moongate conspiracy by the fearless Tim Thomas, Web Boy, Polluter of Intellectual Environments
Rev. Michael Stinson's MARSBOB.
X-Day by Sivet Stang, age 14
"BOB" in SPACE by Rev. Cordt Holland -- 264k
Rev. Michael Stinson's Dobbs Iconography
Perhaps one of our rich industrialist Members would like to manufacture these for use in the home and on our city streets.
DOBBSFISH -- You need one for your car. 33k
BOBSTAMP -- Will the P.O. go for it? -- 99k
STOP SIGN -- 50k
SLACKTIME -- by Norman Stinson Rockwell -- 182 k
AKIRA-DOBBS by Rev. Noah Stewart
CTHULU -- this was sent to us by Patrick Thomas, but he hasn't told us yet whether he's the creator of this oft-seen painting of Lovecraft's action hero.
A.B.Grant's MAGRITTE DOBBS!
THE MWOWM DIAGRAM (lost the credit on this one! -- who did it?)
CHURCH LOGO ART:
WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE LETTING THIS ONE OUT!
FIRST-GENERATION DOBBSHEAD!! (50k)
There exists, in the bowels of the cavernous basement warehouse of The SubGenius Foundation Building in downtown Dallas, Texas, a small yellow piece of paper that bears printed upon it THE GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER OF ALL DOBBSHEADS. Yes, it is the Prime Original Dobbshead, the classic "ad portrait" of Dobbs, which Dr. Philo Drummond and Ivan Stang lifted from an ancient clip art book for Yellow Pages salesmen. EVERY SINGLE DOBBSHEAD YOU HAVE EVER SEEN is descended from THAT POTENT PROGENITOR!!!
On June 1, 1996, Dr. John Zero scanned this selfsame One True Dobbshead directly onto a special gold-plated Syquest disk. All exact digital copies of that one are thus ONLY ONE SCAN-GENERATION FROM THAT GREAT DOBBSHEAD IN DALLAS.
This is not a "perfect digital Dobbshead." It has not been processed in any way. It is more unto a photograph and therefore reveals not only the Dobbshead and a splotch of White-Out, but even the mysterious Holy Unused Art on the reverse side of the piece of paper, dimly seen behind "Bob."
From that One True Dobbshead, however, the crazed perfectionist Zero also processed what we might call "PERFECT" DIGITAL DOBBSHEADS:
SMALL PERFECT DOBBSHEAD GIF
LARGE PERFECT DOBBSHEAD GIF (33k each)
EVERY DOT in a True Dobbshead is an EYE of "BOB" through which he can peer back at you... winking and blinking in jest and happy confusion.
We also offer these less focused "GRAY DOBBSHEADS" in SMALL (17k) and LARGE (33k).
The perfect DobbsEPS have also been created, but they must not fall into the wrong hands.
It is to be remembered at all costs that The True Dobbshead is a registered trademark of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., and is not to be duplicated for any use whatsoever without permission.
THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE by St. Palmer Vreedeez and Rev. Ivan Stang... the giant diagram of all mystic knowledge.
SALVATION OR DESTRUCTION
The SACRED TRIANGULAR LOGO
A small color Dobbshead
Erwin Bergdoll's Classic Skull-n-ClockBomb logo
The TEXT LOGO
SMALLER The TEXT LOGO
Rev. Jesus Devilacqua's new subcomputerized, round, bulging Church logo
CONNIE -- 17k
CONNIE'S MOM, MRS. MARSH by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
ELDER GOD by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
SEX GODDESS by St. Joe Riley -- 17k
GREEN ENERGY DEMON by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
THE BLEEDING HEAD OF ARNOLD PALMER -- 17k
HELIOPTER by St. Dr. G. Gordon Gordon -- 17k
MAN IN BLACK logo by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
NHGH by Buck Naked -- 17k
NHGH by Rev. Ivan Stang and St. Joe Riley -- 17k
OVERMAN by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
SATAN by Paul Mavrides -- 17k
YACATISMA by Dr. G. Gordon Gordon -- 17k
YETI by Hellswami Satellite Weavers -- 17k
DR. HOWLL'S ART FOR CRUX PROD.'s
SUBGENIUS T-SHIRTS & PRODUCTS
(See that website for the complete catalog PLUS Dr. Howll's amazing Web SubGenius Newsletter!
HALUCIGENOS -- 33k
LSD -- 33k
MARIJUANA -- 33k
SCARY -- OOOOoooo sent by Dynosoar -- 50k
LUNCH Tastey tasteless mystery image from GGG -- 66k
HMMMM....? -- 50k
LEGO SMILEY KILLS JESUS!!-- 50k
GREYS -- 33k