ART MINES Excavation 10!

Tunnel Fork 10

Updated 4-5-1BX

PeEeth Ye NOT, o Noble Slack Man?? For hath not the Slack Man, and his Slack sister, been held down and oppressed by the Pink Devil? NIGH is that Time to RISE UP, to ROOT UP and DEMONSTRIBUTE YOUR SLACK PRIDE, o ye children of Dobbs! That Time to PYROFLATULATE. That Time, that MIGHTY Time, that Time of PeE. As these artists have peEed, so likewise shall ye, each in Its own ways. Frop is the law, Frop under Will. BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. OR KILL ME!!!


(animated spermation and self-smoking Dobbs by Rev. Friday Jones)

GODAMIGHTY, though, I'll tell you something. There has GOT to be a BETTER WAY. Here we have these hundreds of REALLY AMAZING artworks, and EVEN ON MY HARD DRIVE, even on the "SOURCE MACHINE," these pics take just TOO DAMN LONG to load and view; I hate to think what it's like for those on slow modems. By all RIGHTS of GOD, MAN, DEVILS and HALLUCINATIONS, you SHOULD be able to just FLY from one to the "NEXT" without ANY WAIT. You SHOULD be able to... ahhh... ehhh... well. Only 450 or so days left till X-Day, what do I care. BUT SERIOUSLY. Even on a CD ROM the Art Squirt is too slow. There has GOT to be a BETTER WAY.

The Newest of the New Love Offerings
from the Children of DOBBS


IN THIS TUNNEL:
GRINNING EVIL DEATH!!

A JAG-tweaked Sternoscopic


After you've viddied the new ones here, don't forget the old QTVR worlds -- glandscapes forged in Bryce but rendered in glorious 3D-o-Scope and Swivel-Vision... NOT TO MENTION the new FILTH upon the Psychedelic Porno Art page -- "NO KIDS ALLOWED". (Updated March 23)


So much was done by Fernandinande that we had to provide him his own whole new museum!

You WILL shit.

LEO AMAN

BELIEVE

OPEN YOUR MIND

SLACK

ONE MAN'S HELL

MONEY

ONE "BOB"

IT BOB


 

Pope Sternodox

MONUMENT

DOOR

GALLERY

NUNU

RUSHMORE

SQUIRT

ZTHU'G'L

RIDE 'EM

MUTABOB 5

ACOLYTES

ACROBAT

DISCO NHGH

DREAMS

PORTHOLE


 

Poindexter:

INDOCTRINATION ROOM

INDOCTRINATION DEVICE

INDOCTRINATION DEVICE IN USE

GLADIATOR

'BOB' AIRLINES

BOBWATCH

RESERVE SLACK TANKS

SLACK TANKS

STARE

TEST PATTERN

BATHROOM

BOBBULB

PINKBOY GNAT KILLER

SAUCER CRASH

CRYSTAL BALL

Smaller CRYSTAL BALL

DEFEND YOUR LOCAL BINARWSGROUP!

ETERNAL FLAME

FROP MONK

POINDEXTER'S DESK

PROTO-SUBGENII

2001 SCENE

ANOTHER STANDARD 'CLIP ART' PIPE

"BOB"BOX

"BOB" CHILD

DOBBSDRUMMS

Generic PINK BOYS Products label

CHOOSE!

OR KILL ME

OR KILL ME (smaller)

MINDWORLD

NEUTRON

No LXIV

 

 

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NENSLO
A god? A bacterium? Or just... a man?

KOOKS book cover painting (count the hidden Dobbsheads)

MEN ARE IDIOTS

PROTEST

An Amazing kook painting by Ohlsen,
copped from:

NENSLO's new NENSLETIC WEBSITE!!


Atom Funway:

Get ready to DROP YOUR VERY LOAD when you see
The SACRED WALLPAPER of ATOM FUNWAY PLASTICO

Those FunWaysters have created these huge pics expressly for use as start-up screens. EXCRETE.

FUNWAY DOBBSHEAD -- THE GREATEST SOFT FOCUS DOBBSHEAD EVER

NATURAL WOOD DOBBS by Clyde Walker

BLOBGOO DOBBSOO

J.R. 'BLOB' DOBBS

MANSON DEVIL

RAMBLER

SQUID "BOB"

SQUIRT

BAMBOO "BOB"

C.I.A.-/-M.I.B.

CONSPIRACY TRICKS

CONNIE 2

GLO-RAY

HI, HONEY

SPIDERDOBBS TILE

JOLLY "BOB", Arrrr

A.B.S. WAR ZONE

WETSQUID

1

2

3

BRAIN TICK

C.I.A. MIND CONTROL

 

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Rev. Ivan Stang:

DIMENSIONAL DISRUPTION 1

DIMENSIONAL DISRUPTION 2
If I knew what I was doing, this would be a mystery tableau on par with the illustrations of Chris Van Allsburg, a childrens' book illustrator with a great knack for making pictures that you WISH you knew the story behind, and which make you start INVENTING said mystery story.
As it is, well, this's only a test of the clip-art shapes that come with Ray Dream, and practice in aligning objects, moving lights, etc. etc. I spent all week with my nose in the Ray Dream manual and my fingers occasionally poking something around in whatever test illo I had up, and am finally getting the hang of this basic 3D stuff. I am SO GLAD I was deathly ill earlier in the week. It was the EXCUSE I needed to pursue my hobby up another rung of the ladder. Or, in my case, down... I'm learning backasswards.

AND SO CASTLES MADE OF SAND
If you've ever gone through the Ray Dream Designer program by the book, you'll instantly recognize all the elements of this paint-by-numbers 3D scene. Everybody who does their Tutorial builds the little Castle in the Fishbowl scene. This is my take on it. Later I plan to turn this into Solomon's Temple in Dobbstown. It's lucky that this is a fishbowl scene, because I spilled syrup all over the file and it made the picture all wavery like as if it were underwater.
I have since moved the entire castle into Bryce, where ONE SECTION of ONE WALL, DEFLATED!! The weirdest thing. All the "skin" on the front of the wall disappeared... leaving 2-D window-sills hanging in space. FUCKING haunted if you ask me. We'll see how that goes later. When I carry this jargon and tweaking-knowledge back to my beloved Bryce, along with these twisted shapes you can do in Ray Dreeeb, I will be better equipped to prove my theories to science.

PRABOB

GOOFUS
One of the blobs in this picture started out as a clip-art lawn chair shape. But I found the plug in the wireframe tube that determined the SIZE of the tube, and made it BIGGER, and MY GORSH did it get ALL BLOBBY!! This program is less like magic than Bryce, more like math.
Ahhhhh. It feels so good to just be with MACHINE again and make all the people, GO AWAY!!! -- Mad Hermit Stang

SHADY LOGOS

BONEDHENGE

DESKTOP MYSTERY

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Rev. Friday Jones:

GIFMovies:

"BOB"-SKULL

"BOB" SMOKESELF

FUSE BURN

BLAST

"BOB"DOOR

"B" PIPE

COUNTER

CRUSH "BOB"

SPERMLINE

FIRE "BOB"

DANGER

SINS

SIGNS:

SLACK TRAFFIC

PASS BOB

APPLEPIPE

IBM "BOB"

"BOB" IS

"BOB"CROSS

BOBHEART

BOBITALL

BYTETURN

BOBMILK

BACKGROUNDS:

Pink BIO bg

BOBTILE

STANGbg

BUTTONS:

Pinkness & Horror

SEE slack

FUCK "Bob"

FUCK Slack

HEAR Slack

BUY "Bob"

LINES:

GRINLINE 2

SMILEY PIPE LINE

 

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Jan Johnson's Dobbstown TEMPLE #3, cont.


Rev. Noah Stewart

BIG CITY X-DAY

CIRCUIT CITY

THE VORTEX


The Magic 3-D of RevvEd

HEADS #1

HEADS #4

HEADS #5

heads#1 - "microsoft clones" - airheads in the clouds
heads#2 - "online valentine" - the wonders of online romance
heads#3 - "lusers" - oblivious pinks follow the leader.
heads#4 - "unsaved" - x-day is here.
heads#5 - "unsaved2" - x-day is here (sans flesh)
heads#6 - "pink slaughter" - color version of unsaved.

((NOTE FROM STANG: We have been unable to get the other 3 RevvEd pics!))

NOTE: heads#1-5 are 3-D images. Get out those red/blue glasses. heads#6 viewable without special glasses.
NOTE2:heads#4-6 background by Rev. Matthew Spong / SubSite.

rrevved@mindspring.com



DR. G. GORDON GORDON

PRAIRIE SQUID

YETI BABE

MECH 4

New Negative


dick-o

SMOKE ON THE WATER


 

GIFMovies

PipeMorph by JAG

ColorX_Day by JAG

talkingBobDeath by JAG

BOB/JAG morph by JAG

Check out, download JAG'S START-UP SCREENS from the FUNHOUSE!
Samples: Bob * Bobsplit * Dobbs-Approved * Slacksus

More madness by the mysterious JAG may be found at
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/jagshouseone.html
and the download site is:
Http://www.eden.com/~arena/jagshouse/Shareware.html

Anni

WandarerGalaxy

LiliaDance


 

Dr. Hieronymous Zinn, provisional secretary to the Congregation for the Promulgation of the Doctrines of the Faith, Phoenix Metropolitain Annex Branch (SE area)

A LETTER TO/FROM REV. STANG

CHIP
Here is the wire diagram of the newest "Chip for the Masses". Some of its specs:
200 MHz clock speed
Direct firmware upgrade by subliminal television signal
Radiation/EMP hardened
Integrated biodiagnostic function
DESTRUCT function now has 35% more explosive force
New bow and grovel features saves in training time
WORK function automatically toggles turbo function to HIGH
SAFETY function (OR w/DESTRUCT) has been eliminated

Undocumented features: Q1 (US GOVT RES) integrates CLIPPER function and SAT BURST rapid xmission of data.

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Father Joe Mama
aka Papa Joe Mama
These are iconic paintings made upon blocks of wood taken from the stage of the Victoria Theater in San Francisco, from the exact spot where Dobbs was shot on Jan. 24, 1984.

Abductee Dobbs

Heil Dobbs

Burn Dobbs at the Stake

Yogi Dobbs


REV. CURTIS ANDERSON

NEW BOMB

GLORPS

INHALER

LAUNDRY BALL


wasp

SLACK SPRAY


WINSTON SMITH

ANNO DOMINI

THE RIGHT TOOLS


"GURGLE"

X-DAY TUNE-UP

PWINKIE BOY

BILL SPAM

GAS CRISIS

GREED

GREEN RAY

PINK GIRL


FAQ for ALT.BINARIES.SLACK

Caption THIS!!


cruxart

BobBar

SPIDERBAR

HAL'S SPIDER in COLOR


FINE ART

KONG meets P.Wei

MARS ATTACKS meets GODZILLA

MARS ATTACKS 10 (unchanged orig.)

MARS ATTACKS 21 (unchanged orig.)

THE THOUSAND-HEADED MAN

THE MONSTERS

The First Doc Savage Book I Bought (shoplifted actually)


ripoffs

braintoilet

DOC SAVAGE1

DOC and men

Harryhausen bar line

JOIN USS!!


saintbubba

FROP


NEW CHURCH MOVIES

"BOB" 2.mov by Leo Aman
1.3 mb -- AND WORTH THE WAIT! This is some gorgeous 3D animation w/ sound.

PRAISE "BOB" .mov by JAG 200k)

FUCK EM .mov by JAG (200k)

FIRE MOUNTAIN QTVR by JAG (83k)

JHVH1.MOV by Leo Aman... 1.7 mb!!


plil

OBO FIRE


MAP TO SHERMAN/BRUSHWOOD 4 X-DAY


turyn

Dobbsian RealAudio logo.gif

Dobbsian RealAudio logo.ico

Dobbsian RealAudio logo.jpg


sleestak

GENERAL DOBBS


The subgenius must have SLACK!

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