>Law Offices of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe >Jan 1, 1997 >Dear "Mr" Funway, >It has come to our attention that your newsgroup 'posting' of 30 December, 1996, 9:25 am, infringes on our client's rights to privacy, publicity and Slack. We are further informed that our client "resembles that remark", and therefore we hearby demand that you continue to act in an irresponsible, abusive and obnoxious manner. >/s/ >I. Cheatem, and Howe. Dear Sirs, That's the LAST time we use a snapshot of Ivan Stank in a feature. We found out fast that even our most jaded fans can't stomach him. As far as your 'damand', you bastards can get fucked with a grill brush. We've completely revamped our manifesto and from now on it's all rainbows and lollipops. Adam Fezwave-Fontaine Affairs