Subject: Reasons NOT to go to X-day

From: Rev Carter <rex_mondo@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 5:38 PM
Message-ID: <1183412300.824561.55770@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

Don't go to X-day for the naked people:

Do you like to see naked people? Take off your clothes and look in the
mirror. You'll probably see several people that look like that at X-
day.

woo.

Do you like to see attractive naked people of the opposite sex? Check
out that internet thingie...I hear there's plenty of them there. Or if
you want to see them in real life? Go to an upscale tittie bar with a
pocketful of money.

Don't go to X-day for the drugs:

If you want 'em bring 'em yourself. This isn't some five-day Dave
Matthews fest where trust-fund hippyfrat boys wander around selling x
and trading cocaine for anal sex with phish groupies. There is no
shakedown street. You won't score acid. If you need to trip then bring
a bottle of Robitussin and drink yourself groggy so that your whacked-
out ass won't be bothering us.

Don't go to X-day for the sex:

Unless you bring it with you. Don't get me wrong, people DO hook-up at
X-day, but not the people who go there to hook-up.

Don 't go to X-day for the parties:

You're not invited...unless you've got something to add - it never
hurts to donate a bottle or bag of something to the party...

Don't go to X-day for the events:

There are none. Unless you generate them yourselves.

Don't go to X-day for the music:

Unless your definitions of music are...well...flexible.

Don't go to X-day for an audience:

Unless you have interesting and amusing things to say and can present
them in an entertaining fashion.

Don't go for the good vibes:

We're surly. That's how you can tell we're having fun.

------

I'll see y'all on wednesday.

-Rev Carter

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 7:00 PM
Message-ID: <1183417247.651458.104620@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 5:38 pm, Rev Carter <rex_mo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Don't go to X-day for the naked people:
>
> Do you like to see naked people? Take off your clothes and look in the
> mirror. You'll probably see several people that look like that at X-
> day.
>
> woo.
>
> Do you like to see attractive naked people of the opposite sex? Check
> out that internet thingie...I hear there's plenty of them there. Or if
> you want to see them in real life? Go to an upscale tittie bar with a
> pocketful of money.
>
> Don't go to X-day for the drugs:
>
> If you want 'em bring 'em yourself. This isn't some five-day Dave
> Matthews fest where trust-fund hippyfrat boys wander around selling x
> and trading cocaine for anal sex with phish groupies. There is no
> shakedown street. You won't score acid. If you need to trip then bring
> a bottle of Robitussin and drink yourself groggy so that your whacked-
> out ass won't be bothering us.
>
> Don't go to X-day for the sex:
>
> Unless you bring it with you. Don't get me wrong, people DO hook-up at
> X-day, but not the people who go there to hook-up.
>
> Don 't go to X-day for the parties:
>
> You're not invited...unless you've got something to add - it never
> hurts to donate a bottle or bag of something to the party...
>
> Don't go to X-day for the events:
>
> There are none. Unless you generate them yourselves.
>
> Don't go to X-day for the music:
>
> Unless your definitions of music are...well...flexible.
>
> Don't go to X-day for an audience:
>
> Unless you have interesting and amusing things to say and can present
> them in an entertaining fashion.
>
> Don't go for the good vibes:
>
> We're surly. That's how you can tell we're having fun.
>
> ------
>
> I'll see y'all on wednesday.
>
> -Rev Carter

I heartily agree with this post!

The BEST, most SUBGENIUS reason to go to X-Day @ Brushwood is to SPEND
MONEY, MOSTLY on The Church of the SubGenius.

We/I have just this afternoon returned from a 5-day trip to Los
Angeles for my daughter's wedding! I have gained a son and my baby
girl is now Mrs. Sivet [CENSORED]. We have a mere HANDFUL OF HOURS in
which to deposit enough Membership sales credit card #s to cover the
dowry check I wrote, dismantle Tarzan's Radio Studio, and pack it and
everything else into the iVan with Dr. Hal, The Pulpit, the Altar, the
Great Sacrificial Bomb, the Golden 9-Iron, the Ark, the Giant
Dobbshead, the Full Metal Giant Dobbshead, the Giantest Dobbshead of
Them All, not to mention all the champaigne and sunscreen, etc.

I have conducted a couple dozen weddings (not counting Mass
ShorDurMars) and I have ATTENDED probably a hundred. A century ago I
used to videotape weddings for extra walking money, you see. I
videotaped a lot of professionally arranged weddings and receptions.

My daughter's wedding was THE MOST ELABORATE and INTRICATELY DETAILED
that I have ever seen, and she designed pretty much all of it herself,
from the cake stand to the invitations to the place cards at the
tables... the catering, the music, everything was micromanaged by
Sivet, and it came off spectacularly!

But the best thing about it was getting to know my new son-in-law.
What a totally cool fellow. She couldn't have scored a better husband.
He is in the magazine publishing business (as she is) and makes a lot
more money than I EVER did so that's quite reassuring to Old Man
Stang. Judging from his family (who except for his younger sisters are
all from El Salvador) I will have incredibly good looking and smart
grandkids.

Everybody from all extended families converged for this event. The
hotel was crammed with Stangs... crawling with my twenty-something and
teenaged nephews and nieces. Pappy Stang charmed and mind-controlled
everybody. In another hotel were Someone Else and her ten thousand
relatives. The [CENSORED] clan were all already in L.A, as were both
of my kids. My son the Hollywood Director and his wife drove us to the
beach at Palos Verdes in his convertible, while playing California-
themed rock songs on his iPod. Every few minutes his tiny earbud phone
would ring and he'd answer it with Hollywoodish stuff like "Talk to
me."

Right now my little girl is aboard a cruise ship headed for Mexico. I
hope she knows where babies come from. I don't think I ever got around
to telling her. She promised me grandkids though. I however am in the
Slackermansion about to bust ass nonstop until 6:45 am July 5. After
that I will definitely Slack Off.

Several key SubGenii are already at Brushwood now -- the main NY
clench (FedCom) and the FortWorthsterdamanians among others, with
Quijibo Cartel due in Tuesday.

The good news is, Best Idea Ever WILL be performing, but the bad news
is, Rev. Ima and Papa Joe Mama are NOT going to make it -- although if
somebody in Florida can provide a ride, that might change. PEE KITTY??

When I got home this afternoon there were 17 calls on my machine, half
of them people looking for rides to X-Day. I was able to help almost
NONE of them... the other half of the calls were people asking
questions like on what days is it happening and how much does it
cost.

I have not read the email but there are 357 new ones. Praise "Bob,"
dozens of them are blessed SWAG ORDERS and NEW ORDAINMENT REQUESTS!
Damn good thing too, because I wrote the happy couple a HOT CHECK.

I DID in fact manage to rough-cut the 9X-Day video down to a 90-minute
semi-creatively organized chunk. And another 90-minute Part 2 with the
REST of the decent footage. We'll probably show it indoors during the
X-Day Rainstorm. Except that thus far it only exists inside my
computer. I must render a DVD version tonight. Busy busy busy.

Funny how we're always so busy busy busy just before EL FIN DEL
MUNDO!!

I finished reading Lonesome Cowboy Dave's sci fi novel manuscript on
the plane and I would put it about on par with Burgess's A CLOCKWORK
ORANGE. It's like that, but it's not like that. When I get my MWOWM
stone it will be the first "movie" I make.

SEE YOU ON THE SAUCERS!!

Surlily Yours,

Rev. Stang

P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
so our "kookdar" is highly developed, and we trust each other's Spidey
Sense about fuckwadism and dipshittery on the part of would-be New Age
gurus. We are not hurting for attendees and customers, so please do
your hot-tub-shitting elsewhere. I hear that the Raelians are really
tolerant. We're elitists. Go back to Humantown, human. Your money's no
good here.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 8:11 PM
Message-ID: <1183421467.496260.125990@k29g2000hsd.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 7:00 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> The BEST, most SUBGENIUS reason to go to X-Day @ Brushwood is to SPEND
> MONEY, MOSTLY on The Church of the SubGenius.

roadtrip just for spending money? bah. may as well just go to the
Mall of America, which at least has air conditioning.

>
> P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
> unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
> reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
> owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
> so our "kookdar" is highly developed

as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
after paying and not given a refund.

I'll still spend money on the Church, of course, but from the safety
of home.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 8:55 PM
Message-ID: <1183424111.529822.256780@o61g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 8:11 pm, "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust"
<Chibithu...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 2, 7:00 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > The BEST, most SUBGENIUS reason to go to X-Day @ Brushwood is to SPEND
> > MONEY, MOSTLY on The Church of the SubGenius.
>
> roadtrip just for spending money? bah. may as well just go to the
> Mall of America, which at least has air conditioning.

I don't get it. What would be the point of spending money at the Mall
of America? All you'd get would be valuable THINGS. Mere valuable
THINGS.

>
>
>
> > P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
> > unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
> > reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
> > owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
> > so our "kookdar" is highly developed
>
> as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
> attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
> after paying and not given a refund.

But are you an OBNOXIOUS kook? The bouncers themselves, like the
management, are all benevolent kooks.

>
> I'll still spend money on the Church, of course, but from the safety
> of home.

That's the very best way for all concerned!

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 6:54 AM
Message-ID: <1183460090.305186.203090@c77g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 8:55 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
> I don't get it. What would be the point of spending money at the Mall
> of America? All you'd get would be valuable THINGS. Mere valuable
> THINGS.

good point. we could go to X-day and get No Things, and use this
NoThing to trade for SomeThing!

> > as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
> > attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
> > after paying and not given a refund.
>
> But are you an OBNOXIOUS kook? The bouncers themselves, like the
> management, are all benevolent kooks.

it's hard to say. for a good year now I've been a Reclusive Kook and
haven't really tried fraternizing with other kooks. two out of three
nonkooks think i'm funny, while the third thinks I'm annoying/
obnoxious, so I may be at least part obnoxious-kook.

> > I'll still spend money on the Church, of course, but from the safety
> > of home.
>
> That's the very best way for all concerned!

I may change my mind for 11Xday, though, if I'm not Ruptured outside
my apartment this year.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Sifu SODDI" <glommin_geek@mudshow.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: "Sifu SODDI" <fuck@you.net>
Date: Mon, Jul 2, 2007 9:23 PM
Message-ID: <%yhii.5176$K9.1389@bignews6.bellsouth.net>

"Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1183421467.496260.125990@k29g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
> On Jul 2, 7:00 pm, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <s...@subgenius.com> wrote:
>>
>> The BEST, most SUBGENIUS reason to go to X-Day @ Brushwood is to SPEND
>> MONEY, MOSTLY on The Church of the SubGenius.
>
> roadtrip just for spending money? bah. may as well just go to the
> Mall of America, which at least has air conditioning.
>
>>
>> P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
>> unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
>> reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
>> owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
>> so our "kookdar" is highly developed
>
> as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
> attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
> after paying and not given a refund.
>
> I'll still spend money on the Church, of course, but from the safety
> of home.
>

Yeah! Let's all spend BUNCHES of money on Churchly goods over X-Day
(particularly those that are only stocked and carried by the Mother Church -
www.subgenius.com) and then laugh about Stang having to run to the post
office with his arms full of mailable swag to get all those parcels out
before he leaves for his NEXT summer venue... Starwood? Burning Man?

It is a droll idea, no?

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 2:21 AM
Message-ID: <f_mdnZEZi_j0dxTbnZ2dnUVZ_tOmnZ2d@zhonka.net>

On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:11:07 -0000, "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust"
<Chibithulhu@gmail.com> wrote:

>>
>> P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
>> unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
>> reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
>> owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
>> so our "kookdar" is highly developed
>
>as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
>attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
>after paying and not given a refund.

the church is weirdly tolerant of kooks. I don't get it.

I spent an awkward 45 minutes trying to explain the church of the
subgenius to a friend tonight, and failing. Ultimately, and as a part
of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
-don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.

And that "normal" was not only not a laudable goal to be obtained, it
was a dirty word in my church. An insult.

The Church of the Subgenius originated, as far as I can tell, making
fun of religion and cults. And mostly that is it's direction. But I
think the only constant is the thing about people who can't fit in.

What really makes a kook is not that they have some crazy idea but
that they go COMPLETELY INSANE if you don't buy off on their crazy
idea. By that measure, I don't think either you or I are kooks.
Kook, I think, probably derives from "cuckoo", the bird, that makes a
meaningless but evocatively human-like sound, and repeats it, without
variation, forever.

http://joecosby.com/sound/Cuckoo.wav

I think I had a great point in there somewhere, I'd appreciate if
somebody would explain it to me when I am more sober.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
>just my intuition tells me women might be having sex with
>their dogs.
- Michael Alcandor, raving lunatic

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.slack/msg/f349e2a280964ca7?hl=en&

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Rev. G.G. Willikers " <GollyGeeWillikers@spamgmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 2:48 AM
Message-ID: <qhmii.2285$rL1.106@newssvr19.news.prodigy.net>

Zapanaz wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:11:07 -0000, "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust"
> <Chibithulhu@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> P.S. No, J'lahn, you and the other SubGenius Kooks are still quite
>>> unwelcome at SubGenius events and will be turned away at the door. We
>>> reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Both the campground
>>> owners and I have had years of mutual experience with obnoxious kooks,
>>> so our "kookdar" is highly developed
>> as a self-professed Kook, I now have yet another reason for not
>> attending - I'd probably be chased off by surly gatekeepers right
>> after paying and not given a refund.
>
> the church is weirdly tolerant of kooks. I don't get it.
>
>
> I spent an awkward 45 minutes trying to explain the church of the
> subgenius to a friend tonight, and failing. Ultimately, and as a part
> of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
> most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
> -don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.
>
> And that "normal" was not only not a laudable goal to be obtained, it
> was a dirty word in my church. An insult.
>
> The Church of the Subgenius originated, as far as I can tell, making
> fun of religion and cults. And mostly that is it's direction. But I
> think the only constant is the thing about people who can't fit in.
>
>
> What really makes a kook is not that they have some crazy idea but
> that they go COMPLETELY INSANE if you don't buy off on their crazy
> idea. By that measure, I don't think either you or I are kooks.
> Kook, I think, probably derives from "cuckoo", the bird, that makes a
> meaningless but evocatively human-like sound, and repeats it, without
> variation, forever.
>
> http://joecosby.com/sound/Cuckoo.wav
>
>
> I think I had a great point in there somewhere, I'd appreciate if
> somebody would explain it to me when I am more sober.
>
>
Try not letting that happen...mkay

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Sifu SODDI" <glommin_geek@mudshow.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: "Sifu SODDI" <fuck@you.net>
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 3:13 AM
Message-ID: <8Gmii.11583$s8.3792@bignews1.bellsouth.net>

"Zapanaz" <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

(snip)

> the church is weirdly tolerant of kooks. I don't get it.
>
>
> I spent an awkward 45 minutes trying to explain the church of the
> subgenius to a friend tonight, and failing. Ultimately, and as a part
> of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
> most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
> -don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.
>
> And that "normal" was not only not a laudable goal to be obtained, it
> was a dirty word in my church. An insult.
>
> The Church of the Subgenius originated, as far as I can tell, making
> fun of religion and cults. And mostly that is it's direction. But I
> think the only constant is the thing about people who can't fit in.
>
>
> What really makes a kook is not that they have some crazy idea but
> that they go COMPLETELY INSANE if you don't buy off on their crazy
> idea. By that measure, I don't think either you or I are kooks.
> Kook, I think, probably derives from "cuckoo", the bird, that makes a
> meaningless but evocatively human-like sound, and repeats it, without
> variation, forever.
>
> http://joecosby.com/sound/Cuckoo.wav
>
>
> I think I had a great point in there somewhere, I'd appreciate if
> somebody would explain it to me when I am more sober.

I think it was: Fun kook good, not-fun kook not-good.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: occupant <djoccupant@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 1:33 PM
Message-ID: <1183484039.356889.228140@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 3, 1:21 am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:

> Ultimately, and as a part
> of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
> most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
> -don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.

I am a social chameleon, at my whim I could osmose into virtually any
group, set, or "click". But as you've pointed out, my powers of
observation
quickly establish parameters which are better for all involved. I
could only
find ONE group, set or "click" which I could stomach...and it's you
CotSG...
will you marry me?

Or at least let me sniff yer drawers...

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: ima <imasubgenius@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 2:07 PM
Message-ID: <1183486055.664701.310520@n60g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 3, 1:33 pm, occupant <djoccup...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jul 3, 1:21 am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
> > Ultimately, and as a part
> > of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
> > most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
> > -don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.
>
> I am a social chameleon, at my whim I could osmose into virtually any
> group, set, or "click". But as you've pointed out, my powers of
> observation
> quickly establish parameters which are better for all involved. I
> could only
> find ONE group, set or "click" which I could stomach...and it's you
> CotSG...
> will you marry me?
>
> Or at least let me sniff yer drawers...

GROSS!

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: The Bishop <Convery.Kevin@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 3:45 PM
Message-ID: <1183491920.613512.262690@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>

That's clique.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: occupant <djoccupant@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 4:25 PM
Message-ID: <1183494344.499141.129070@k79g2000hse.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 3, 2:45 pm, The Bishop <Convery.Ke...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jul 3, 1:33 pm, occupant <djoccup...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Jul 3, 1:21 am, Zapanaz <http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl> wrote:
>
> > > Ultimately, and as a part
> > > of a different conversational thread altogether, I pointed out that
> > > most Subgeniuses are people who couldn't fit in if they wanted to, but
> > > -don't- want to, and are in all reality happy that they don't.
>
> > I am a social chameleon, at my whim I could osmose into virtually any
> > group, set, or "click". But as you've pointed out, my powers of
> > observation
> > quickly establish parameters which are better for all involved. I
> > could only
> > find ONE group, set or "click" which I could stomach...and it's you
> > CotSG...
> > will you marry me?
>
> > Or at least let me sniff yer drawers...
>
> That's clique.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

fuque you for evar

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@sssssubgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 7:07 PM
Message-ID: <yIydnfVBCo0-SxfbnZ2dnUVZ_gSdnZ2d@giganews.com>

The weathar?

True to form, storm clouds are gatharing over Cleveland tamarrow and will
almost certainly traval east.

[*]
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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Curtis R Anderson <gleepy@gleepy.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 9:02 PM
Message-ID: <GqXii.5881$4e5.2894@trndny07>

iDRMRSR wrote:
> The weathar?
>
> True to form, storm clouds are gatharing over Cleveland tamarrow and will
> almost certainly traval east.

'Twas worse in Buffalo. I couldn't get out to do my famous BBQ ribs &
chicken for the woman and I until much later than I wanted.

Shades of 1998, I'm afraid.
--
Curtis R. Anderson, Co-creator of "Gleepy the Hen", still
"In Heaven there is no beer / That's why we drink it here ..."
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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: "Morose, aka Doktor Holocaust" <Chibithulhu@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 4:21 PM
Message-ID: <1183580465.985056.181530@r34g2000hsd.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 3, 1:33 pm, occupant <djoccup...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I am a social chameleon, at my whim I could osmose into virtually any
> group, set, or "click".

I just never pay attention to whether I fit in or not, as I never
really found that to be relevant information.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Two Beans <two.beans.2b.removeme@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 3, 2007 12:12 AM
Message-ID: <83jj839883huv2si94o1r704kov9tb4hng@4ax.com>

On Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:00:47 -0700, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
<stang@subgenius.com> wrote:

>
>When I got home this afternoon there were 17 calls on my machine, half
>of them people looking for rides to X-Day. I was able to help almost
>NONE of them...

It just isn't the same after you've given me a ride, is it?

-2B

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: nenslo <nenslo@hahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 1:48 PM
Message-ID: <nenslo-8336BF.13480304072007@sn-radius.vsrv-sjc.supernews.net>

In article <1183412300.824561.55770@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Rev Carter <rex_mondo@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Don't go to X-day

Don't worry. I have a muddy sty full of hogs I am going go to wallow in
instead. They are cleaner, smarter, wittier, and have better drugs than
you bunch of lonely ugly brain damaged losers.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: The Bishop <Convery.Kevin@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 6:09 PM
Message-ID: <1183586950.369596.287830@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 4, 1:48 pm, nenslo <nen...@hahoo.com> wrote:
> In article <1183412300.824561.55...@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> Rev Carter <rex_mo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Don't go to X-day
>
> Don't worry. I have a muddy sty full of hogs I am going go to wallow in
> instead. They are cleaner, smarter, wittier, and have better drugs than
> you bunch of lonely ugly brain damaged losers.

Oh my GOD--Nenslo is Michael Alcandor!

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Citizen St. Fwap <bergjylt@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 5, 2007 3:57 PM
Message-ID: <l8jq83lj4fcl298b4gt4gnkmnljv2pjio1@4ax.com>

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 13:48:03 -0400, nenslo
<nenslo@hahoo.com> wrote:

>In article <1183412300.824561.55770@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> Rev Carter <rex_mondo@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Don't go to X-day
>
>Don't worry. I have a muddy sty full of hogs I am going go to wallow in
>instead. They are cleaner, smarter, wittier, and have better drugs than
>you bunch of lonely ugly brain damaged losers.

Clean, smart, witty hogs on drugs. Scary thought.

...

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: LeonardTheCommitted <leothecomm@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 5, 2007 4:58 PM
Message-ID: <pan.2007.07.05.20.58.33.628747@yahoo.com>

On Wed, 04 Jul 2007 13:48:03 -0400, nenslo wrote:

> In article <1183412300.824561.55770@n2g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
> Rev Carter <rex_mondo@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Don't go to X-day
>
> Don't worry. I have a muddy sty full of hogs I am going go to wallow in
> instead. They are cleaner, smarter, wittier, and have better drugs than
> you bunch of lonely ugly brain damaged losers.

I agree with this post

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Ken Oleson <oleansvenknut@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 4, 2007 9:07 PM
Message-ID: <1183597662.724415.265860@q69g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 2, 1:38 pm, Rev Carter <rex_mo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Don't go to X-day

Stopped reading here.

--Oleson.

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Subject: Re: Reasons NOT to go to X-day
From: Rev Carter <rex_mondo@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 9, 2007 7:24 PM
Message-ID: <1184023451.172944.192730@o61g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>

On Jul 4, 9:07 pm, Ken Oleson <oleansvenk...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Jul 2, 1:38 pm, RevCarter<rex_mo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Don't go to X-day
>
> Stopped reading here.
>
> --Oleson.

Thank you. The ambiance was greatly improved.

-Rev Carter

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