Where are the saucers?!

From: "Rev. Anthropod" <rev.anthropod@googlemail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jul 4, 2008 10:13 PM

I've never posted to alt.slack before, but I'm just about at the end of
my tether.

Where are the fuckin' saucers, you bastards?!

I paid for my ordination over a year ago and I'm expecting to get rescued
from this prison planet very fuckin soon, or else there's gonna be some
serious shit going down.

I fact I'll probably kill you all one by one (Yes, I know where you
live). And if you're thinking of messing with me, my dad's a policeman
and my aunt is a wrestler.

So cough up the saucers, sharpish
(Praise "Bob")


Subject: Re: Where are the saucers?!
From: Radix Lecti Artemia Salina <y2k@shyeahright.com>

Um... July 5th, 1998 is TOMORROW[1], dude, not TODAY.

[1] maybe.

VISIT MY HOMEPAGE!!!!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemia_Salina


Subject: Re: Where are the saucers?!
From: "NeuroManson" <dogegoops@comcast.net>

It's always July 5, somewhere.

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