from: Rev. Ivan Stang

Best Hour of Slack contribution: Rev. Prostata Contata

Preacher of the Year: Pope Black

Best Contribution to SubSITE: St. David Bachner

Best a.b.s Artist: Fernandinande LeMur

Best musician/antimusician: Saint N and Hellena Handbasket

Best Church architecture: Rev. Ed Strange

Best alt.slack writer: Joe Cosby/SubGenius Spice

Best False Prophet Unmasking: whyaskwhyaskwhy/Rev. Blackout

Best Launchings: Dances with Rockets

Best Spouting: Lonesome Cowboy Dave

Most Prolific Ranting: Hellpope Huey

Best Chef: Pater Nostril

Best Collage Editing: Rev. Susie the Floozie

MOST INDISPENSABLE:: Rev. Nickie Deathchick & Rev. Mary Magdalen

Stark Fist Layout: Rev. Chris Lee

Most Mysterious: nu-monet

Oldest: Dr. Philo U. Drummond

Meanest: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon

Quietiest Vocalist: Col. Sphinx Drummond

Best Frop: Dok Frop

Best Heckler/Worst Puns: Rev. Gorgonzola aka Dr. Dark

Biggest Recent Equipment Donation: St. Marc the Perpetually Amused

Best Super-Powers: Jesus and Magdalen

(What super powers? PATIENCE!)

There may have been other awards, but I have lost the last-minute list that Jesus and I used on stage.

Just for the hell of it I have started a list of SubGenius ministers who have attended every single X-Day Drill since 1996:

I, Stang
Dr. K'taden Legume
Rev. Nickie Deathchick
Rev. Susie the Floozie
Pastor Craig
Rev. Ed Strange
Rev. Chris Lee
Rev. Gorgonzola
Pastor Pressure
Rev. Golding?

Not all of these worthies have gotten up every July 5 at 7 am, however.

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