The Xists let us off with a warning this year...

From: (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jul 5, 2001 3:12 PM

So, really, it was shaping up to be a pretty normal
morning--considering I wasn't expecting to even *be* here...

Then I made the mistake of turning on the news.

A)How'd they manage to move the space Needle from Denver to Seattle
without anyone noticing?

B) How in the *hell* did they manage to kick Jerry Brown out of the
White House, and why'd they replace him with Howdy Doody?

C)What happened to the John Denver/Jim Croce concert at the Kingdome?
They've been hyping it all year, and now...dead silence?

Can we try again next year? Please?

Chaos Israel.
Tongue-tied and twisted.

From: nu-monet <>

Count yourself among the lucky(?) few who remember through
THIS transition from nu-nu-nu-earth to nu-nu-nu-nu-earth

I remember the good old days aboard the Xist ship in the comfy
confines of a sludge vat, followed by that cold and cruel wake
up call, full of painful information and psychological input

Then the great holocaust of X-DAY 1! (We just called it "X-Day"
in those days because NOBODY thought there'd be another one.)
GWAR really *did* play the soundtrack.

I was tasked to be the clone replacement of a SubGenius, one
of the few "righteous" to be taken that first time around.
A lot of the "remainer" SubGenii went amnesiac-starkers, kind of
like after when the Martians invaded in 1955--and forgot the whole
thing, AFTER going on a clone killing spree at Brushwood.

Oh, and yes, the original nu-earth was made of inferior quality
too. Hell, the Xists only expected it to last a year before it
all degenerated into a massive ball of space feces. I still
laugh at how poorly the merehume replicants, replicoids, androids
and zooides looked and acted--nobody could take them seriously.

nu-nu earth was a little better, but the Xists had their database
damaged in a Z-ist attack, so a lot of stuff got jumbled up.

nu-nu-nu earth was pretty pitiful, mostly due to budget cuts.

And here we are.

"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."

From: (Joe Cosby)

>So, really, it was shaping up to be a pretty normal
>morning--considering I wasn't expecting to even *be* here...

Whe the hell are YOU? And why doesn't your message have the secret
encryption code?

Copy forwarded to appropriate intelligence agencies.

Joe Cosby

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's
warm for the rest of his life"
- Solid Jackson

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