From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 3:36 AM
Message-ID: <3F0139F3.99F8A6A3@yahooX.com>
The only way you'd EVER see me at that stupid-ass loser's
convention
of yours is if I were declared "Officially Unwelcome."
Then I'd DAMN
SURE be there, and I'd get right up on stage in front
of every last
flabby flatulent saggy decrepit goony looking dorky
sunken-chested
beady-eyed triple-chinned one of you and say "YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT, HERE
I AM, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND EVEN *TRY* TO THROW ME OUT!"
Being
rejected by you doltish dumbass humorless pseudo-humorists
would be
the GREATEST COMPLIMENT I could ever receive, and it
redounds to my
undying shame and humiliation AND YOUR SICKENING IDIOCY
that some
stupid few of you weak-minded snuffling smelly greasy-faced
novelty-teeshirt-wearing "video screen for a girlfriend"
pantywaists
still for some stupid reason actually seem to be moronic
enough to
like me. The only way any of you could ever be funny
or interesting OR
LESS UGLY AND DISGUSTING is if you fell HALFWAY into
the meat grinder
in a cat food factory and then CRAWLED BACK OUT AGAIN.
As far as I'm
concerned, J'lahn is more of a subgenius than all the
damn rest of you
crammed together in the back of a u-haul and driv into
an arroyo and
left there to swelter to death. He did EXACTLY what
a REAL subgenius
would do - REPUDIATE EVERY ONE OF YOU WEAK WEENIES AND
EVERY SINGLE
DOCTRINE AND DOGMA OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING PHONY MADE
UP "FAKE"
DISCORDIAN-IMITATING CHURCH. I PERMANENTLY RESIGN from
your limp-dick
lame-ass imperforate-anused loser's club. This is my
last post to this
crappy-butted dog-heiney-sniffing newsgroup and if I
ever hear from or
see any of you halfwit ugly stupid loser jackass freaks
again I will
BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT RIGHT THEN AND THERE. And
that goes double
for YOU.
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: asscoltd@aol.com (Assco Ltd)
That was more than one thing.
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>
I'm not sunken-chested.
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 11:26 AM
Message-ID: <010720031126149893%stang@subgenius.com>
THAT'S IT! That's the last straw! I'm not putting up
with this ANY
MORE. You are BANNED from X-Day. You are KILLFILED FOREVER
from this
newsgroup. And about 50 of us will be there MONDAY NIGHT
at 7 BEHIND
THE LIBRARY IN PORTLAND.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin,
TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The
Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email: jesus@subgenius.com
PRABOB
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Awwww. Nenslo needs a hug.
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 6:14 PM
Message-ID: <3f0206e2$0$5790$811e409b@news.mylinuxisp.com>
nenslo wrote:
> The only way you'd EVER see me at that stupid-ass
loser's convention
> of yours is if I were declared "Officially
Unwelcome."
so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country,
even in yoy could
afford gas and get time of from the McJob, and you can't
afford
plane tickets? Why don't you just say so?
Cheerful Charlie
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 2, 2003 1:36 AM
Message-ID: <7or4gv0jqip2q552gk8egt1qepdglj3gt1@4ax.com>
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 17:14:06 -0500, Wbarwell
<Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
>so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country,
even in yoy could
>afford gas and get time of from the McJob, and you
can't afford
>plane tickets? Why don't you just say so?
"so, your juker of a car won't make it acorss country,
even in yoy
could WHAT??"
nO never mind, nice to see somebody more of a wreck
than me on the
newsgroup tonight.
Carry on, lad.
Pig Korean is A-OK with ME, for one.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Jesus has returned, with a rusty coat hanger
- The Rev. Ivan Stang
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Subject: Re: I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
From: "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
<me@example.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: the.hand.c@use.the.face.dont.understand
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 7:40 PM
Message-ID: <yKKdnajOn4xghp-iXTWJgQ@provide.net>
Don't sugar-coat it. Tell us how you *really* feel. Stop holding back.