From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.religion.subgenius
Date: Fri, Jul 11, 2003 2:14 PM


The Bobbies Awards are so named because the Award itself is called "The
Bobbie." This year, the actual physical Award Ikons were individually
contructed by Her Highness Hell No of Dr. Dark's Drive-In clench. (Pics on
alt.binaries.slack) The Awards Categories are taken from a list of
Merit Badge titles by Hellpope Huey with Artemia Salina and DJ Epoch.

Connie's Leaf of the Persistrix: Sacred Agent Jane Jordan Browne

Master of WhatTheHellfire: Rev. Chris Lee, Quijibo

Master of the Vomitorium: Rev. Ed Strange

IndoctroBobbieism: Priestess Pisces

UberUltraMan of the Cloth: Rev. David Bachner

Bishop of BadFilm: Dr. Dark

The Shroud of Legume: Heart Ignition

Lords of Musicantorism: The Amino Acids

Lord of HTML: Rev. ERRor

Lord of Arroganticism: Dr. Philo Drummond

Lord of Whatever THAT Is: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon

Mistress of Mastering: Rev. Alliekat

Swift Shiftless Thrifting Medal: Rev. Susie the Floozy

Deathchickian Goddess of the Office: Magdalen

The Order of SubPurity of Rocknar: (none qualified)

The Order of the Luscious Friday: The Rabbi

The Order of the Blasphemula: Espira

The Order of the French-Fried Golden O-Rings: Cozmodiar

Most Retained Brain Cells over A Decade: Uncle Dr. Onan Canobite

The Purple CardioMojoPyro: Prof. Chaz Smith

Crossed Golden Turds of Most Improved Psychic Odor: Sinphaltimus

As-Yet Unrealized Harryhausean Potentialatrica (Most Graceful
>> Armature Under Stress): Rev. Asquire

Crown of the Wei-R-Doe (Special Recognition of Service)/ Stark Fist of
Gigantor (Best Resistance To Usenet Theatrics): Prostata Contata

Best Maintained Dobbs T-Shirt of Yore: Rev. Amph

Best Besting of Besitality: Dr. Legume

Slap of the Nenslo (Most Effective Castigator)/ Flase Profit Unmasking
Citation: Blackout

Sales Crest of the Oil of the Snake: Jesus

Crest of The Wave of Dooky: Lonesome Cowboy Dave

Dobbsian LUUUUV Crest: Rev. Alex

Fake Badge From A Cereal Box: Rev. Jarto

That's no Merit Badge, that's a pizza stain: Puzzling Evidence

Meristocratics: Pater Nostril

Merit Badge in Oswaldean Hydrodynamics: El Queso

Irradiated Cryptozoology: Rev. Sifu

Yellow Badge of Peril: Champion Jack Codini

Steenkin Bodges: Dr. Dark

"Messing About": IMBJR

Best Dressed Glossolalic: Televangela

Spontaneous Decoagulator: Banjo Bob

Merit Merit Merit: Dr. Howll

Dark Prom Kveen: Sister Decadence

Holder of the Serum: Dok Frop

Misunderstood Forces Meddler: DJ Shaver

Merit Badge in Atomic Energy: The Gription Clench

Most Abused and Over-Used SubGenius Music: Saint N & Hellena Handbasket
for "End of the World As We Know It")

Grand Poohbah Lifetime Achievement Award: Frank & Darlene Barney

Dissective Dissonance Divulgence: Rev. Patrick/Honeypie Volkerding

Premeditative AntiLogic: Nu-Monet v.5

HellPopic Expurgation Acknowledgement (special citation): Hellpope Huey

The Order of Excremeditative Overachievement (Roto Rooter w/clusters):
Mr. Fernandinande LeMur

"HEY STANG!" acknowledgement citation: Dr. G. Gordon Gordon

Special Award Award: Stang

Post-Event Recompenses of High Honor, for Food Bestowals Above and
Beyond the World Past Hope and Fear: Rev. Lon / Lord Ferg

(I, Stang, failed to bring home from 6X-Day the first page of my
hand-written additions to a print-out of the categories list, so some
important names and categories may be absent from the above arduously
reconstructed list. For instance, someone won in the category of
"Megarantrics," but I can't figure out who it was. I did not videotape
or record the Bobbies Awards ceremonies.)

We have a few Awards left over and will attempt to mail them to those
who were not able to receive them at Brushwood.

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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Subject: Re: THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
From: "Espira" <>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2003 3:59 AM
Message-ID: <beokl6$icb$>


> The Order of the Blasphemula: Espira

shitting well cunt-you very much fuck-heads


Subject: Re: THE BOBBIE AWARDS 2003
From: Mr. F. Le Mur <>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.binaries.slack,alt.religion.subgenius
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2003 8:24 AM
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On Fri, 11 Jul 2003 14:14:35 -0400, "Rev. Ivan Stang" <>


I'd like to thank the Little People of the ISO 13013 SubStandards
Committee who bribed the judges thinking I'd let them out of the
pens in the basement. And L.L. Bean, the inventor of coffee.

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