v5, v6, v8.. will the REAL NU, please step to the BACK of the line!!!

From: (fake) "nu-monet v8.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jul 6, 2003 9:31 PM

Yo , NU, see what you started /// a V5.0 imposter, then a V8.0 and now
and v6.0

Wow, you could've had a v8 dickhead


Subject: Re: v5, v6, v8.. will the REAL NU, please step to the BACK of the line!!!
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

You're really missing the boat here, bucko.

"nu-" is an appellation, "monet" is the name.

The various versions are timed to coincide
with the sacred SubGenius holiday known as
"X-Day". Yesterday, that is, July 5th, was
"X-Day 'Five'"; today is the first day of
the SubGenius year leading up to "X-Day 'Six'",
ergo, nu-monet v6.0, the warranty of nu-monet
v5.0 having expired.

The timing also explains, cheeze-whiz, why
I was rather preturbed with your impersonation
of my handle right on our most sacred of days.
Creating additional confusion among our already
confused host.

Of course, you might go into a Catholic Church
on their holiday of Easter and declare yourself
to be "Jesus Christ II"; perhaps this is how
you get your jollies. But I would imagine it
would be as little appreciated there as are
your actions here.

Other than that, the only posting I can recall
leading up to this unfortunate impersonation
was a *complement*, of all things, for some
minor bit of Microsoft Windows information;
if that was you who I responded to; otherwise
I have no idea why you seek to appropriate my

In any event, having explained myself, I once
again ask you to cut it out. Choose another
handle, it will cost you nothing.

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