Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Jul 1, 2003 4:55 PM

Basic setup:

1) Brag how unhappy you are. No reason
to post quotes, even this, or follow-ups
to anyone else's rant, whine, or complaint.
Just let it all out.

I'll start.

THOSE BASTARDS! GOING THERE AND LEAVING ME
TO ROT HERE AND I CAN'T GO AND I WANT TO NO
FAIR BWAHAHAHAHA! I HATE THEM ALL AND I HOPE
THEY ALL GET SQUITTERS FROM BAD WATER AND
THEIR OUTHOUSES OVERFLOW AND NONE OF THEIR
CAMERAS WORK. NO FAIR NO FAIR NO FAIR.

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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: "Kicker of Elves" <kickr_of_elves@hotmail.com>

Why can't someone invent a SOAPDISH THAT WORKS. I'm PISSED.

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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: "NeuroManson" <dogegoops@comcast.net>

What's this, a dime sized hole in my forehead? What're ya, a comedian?
I'll slit you open like a pillowcase! I'm the kaiser! I'M THE WRATH OF GOD!

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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: "Rev. Vertigo" <spam@spam.invalid>

Sour PANCREATIC Nostrils! Creationists! BRAIN BUCKETS! This ORANGE CONE is
INVERTED just for YOU, if you KNOW what I mean...

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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>

FUCK THAT SHIT! I'm out of CHEESE!!

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regular exercise program." -- Blackout

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Subject: Re: Very Bitter Thread: Just For Those Who Can't Make It
From: Jarto <_jarto_@exciteR.com>

I keep losing AT CHESS! BAHHHHH! Iam an Insomniac! Alt.slack has
drawn me in...

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Jarto
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"When writing about transcendental issues,
be transcendentally clear" - Descartes


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