Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach

From: cht@NOSPAMgis.net (Rev. Jihad Frenzy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 20, 1999 5:08 PM

Looks like the word of Dobbs found fertile soil in Denver.

Looks like a couple of "Bob's" Kids decided to witness to the Pinks in
their school.

To quote one of the survivors,

"We thought it wasn't real, and then we saw "Bob"!"

Lucky Pink! Usually taht's the LAST thing they see.

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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: terrygibson@rocketmail.com (Terry Gibson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Apr 20, 1999 6:14 PM
Message-ID: <sW7T2.5744$_c.2020941@WReNphoon3>

This sounds more like "Kill em if they can't take a joke.
You are an unfunny fucking retard. PLONK

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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: reverend_wadd@geocities.com (Rev. Ezekiel Impurity Wadd)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 1:04 PM

On Tue, 20 Apr 1999 15:14:22 -0800, terrygibson@rocketmail.com (Terry
Gibson) spake thusly:

>This sounds more like "Kill em if they can't take a joke.
>You are an unfunny fucking retard. PLONK

Remember kids, if you laugh at it, you're BEING BAD! BAD! BADBADBAD.
I mean, god forbid you shouldn't be AFRAID of things. I mean, how do
you expect to have societal control without mass fears?! And
predicatble ones, too.
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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoffrey V. Bronner)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 12:03 PM

Nah... if they had slack they would have planned to stay alive. Anyone who
shoots up a school and then shoots themselves is just jumping the gun like
those Heaven's Gate morons.

-G
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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: cht@NOSPAMgis.net (Rev. Jihad Frenzy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Apr 21, 1999 1:32 PM

In article <sW7T2.5744$_c.2020941@WReNphoon3>, terrygibson@rocketmail.com
(Terry Gibson) wrote:

> This sounds more like "Kill em if they can't take a joke.
> You are an unfunny fucking retard. PLONK
>

Yep. As XX-Day draws ever closer, just like the faceless killer in a cheap
teen slasher flick, the basic tenets of The Church are changing from the
old ways.

Soon, oh so soon, you will long for the days when it WAS ONLY "Kill them if
they can't take a joke!"

got "bob"?

You know the drill by now, Pink Boy!

The SubGenius Foundation
One Dollar
That fucking PO box in some city in Texas or Oklahoma or one of them lame
states.

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history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -- Mitch
Ratcliffe, Technology Review, April 1992
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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 1999 7:14 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R2204991914410001@news.tiac.net>

In article <geoff.bronner-ya02408000R2104991303360001@news.dartmouth.edu>,
geoff.bronner@dartmouth.edu (Geoffrey V. Bronner) wrote:

> Nah... if they had slack they would have planned to stay alive. Anyone who
> shoots up a school and then shoots themselves is just jumping the gun like
> those Heaven's Gate morons.

How do you know they are really dead?

Two masked gunmen shoot up the school, and then we find two dead kids in
masks and trechcoats and say "Aha! These must be the kids!"
But - were they?
Or were there OTHER shooters as well?

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Subject: Re: Colorado Youth for Dobbs Outreach
From: "König PreuBe, GmbH" <bbombere@erols.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Apr 23, 1999 1:48 PM
Message-ID: <3720C07D.46B906EE@erols.com>

Geoffrey V. Bronner wrote:

> In article <friday-ya02408000R2204991914410001@news.tiac.net>,
> friday@subgenius.com (Friday Jones) wrote:
> >
> >How do you know they are really dead?
> >
> >Two masked gunmen shoot up the school, and then we find two dead kids in
> >masks and trechcoats and say "Aha! These must be the kids!"
> >But - were they?
> >Or were there OTHER shooters as well?
> >
>
> Hmmm... good point. The cops seem to agree with you... today they started
> saying they think there were more than two people planning this.
>
> -Geoff
> --
> <http://www.dartmouth.edu/~geoffb/>

Bwahahahahaha! How many of us are there?

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