Subject: Re: Legume Dead Not Dead
Date: 24 Oct 1995 22:08:18 GMT
From: nickie@mars.superlink.net (Rev. Nickie)
In article <gringo-2410951248010001@dialin-30.eznet.net>,
gringo@mail.eznet.net (Gringo) wrote:
> I hear that Legume actually showed up, alive and well, at the Cleeveland
> Devival! This is not a rumor, this is from an actual eye witness. Well?
Well, it cerainly SEEMED that way, but there were plenty of PILS to go
around, so you never know...
--
*you have been blessed by a communication from*
-----Rev. Nickie
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Date: 24 Oct 1995 19:08:34 -0400
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
In article <gringo-2410951248010001@dialin-30.eznet.net>,
gringo@mail.eznet.net (Gringo) wrote:
> I hear that Legume actually showed up, alive and well, at the Cleeveland
> Devival! This is not a rumor, this is from an actual eye witness. Well?
My dear friend in "Bob", I am scared. If you've been following my
reports, you know I've been plagued by visions of Legume ever since the
memorial. I just got the photos back ...
LEGUME LIVES STILL.
I don't remember taking more than one roll of photos, and yet I have
four in front of me. I see Legume preaching, Legume confronting
Kid Ginsu, Legume drinking Coke. My camera has never been able to
capture spirits before, so I can only conclude that he walks among us
once again.
Yes, he looks a bit like Tor Johnson, but there is no doubt: Legume
is with us in the flesh. In all likelihood he will even roam the
country with GWAR on their tour. My dear brethren and oh-so-exquisite
sistren in "Bob", he is back.
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Date: 25 Oct 1995 14:05:47 GMT
From: saint@prairienet.org (Andrew Matthews)
In a previous article, gringo@mail.eznet.net (Gringo) says:
>I hear that Legume actually showed up, alive and well, at the Cleeveland
>Devival! This is not a rumor, this is from an actual eye witness. Well?
Oh good! Our OGYR NETWORK[tm] lab boys were able to get our clone
out there in time...
Stang, Janor, Legume... we'll have clones in place for the SLC
show on the 28th, too... The Philo clone's been having problems
with our faux overman form... still needs work.
$T. &REUX, KSC
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Subject: Re: Legume Dead Not Dead
Date: 26 Oct 1995 14:40:22 GMT
From: pdb1981@is.nyu.edu (Patrick D. Bernardo)
I never believed that Legume ever died.
Now, I don't believe that he is back.
In fact, I don't believe that Legume ever existed. Somebody named
Josephus or something made him up. Besides, all this happened too long
ago to tell for sure. I think that he probably is a figment of your
collective imagination.
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Date: 9 Nov 1995 06:41:28 GMT
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
FINALLY somebody is catching on! It was all just a Shroedinger's Legume
experiment. The Legume in the box was dead in one universe but alive in
the other, and never existed at all in a third, and ruled the fourth, and
so on. Only this time it wasn't theoretical, but FOR REAL. We got up to 17
universes this time. Who knows how many we can generate? We'll find out
when the next Doktor dies.
Only problem is, next time, nobody will believe us.
Which is probably for the best.
Stang
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Date: 27 Oct 1995 08:37:43 -0400
From: ljduchez@en.com (Lou Duchez)
Here's a scary thing:
- Russell Post of "Those Annoying Post Bros." comes back from the dead on
a regular basis.
- My photos reveal that Legume's shades look just like Russell's, including
an inverse-video "pupil" to add expression.
I could definitely see Legume as a third Post brother.
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Date: Thu, 26 Oct 1995 00:18:08 GMT
From: ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
All right. You guys are obviously going to keep this bullshit up
indefinitely, so I'll have to be the one to COME CLEAN.
This ENTIRE THING has been a hoax. Legume died May 10 of a heart attack,
IN HIS SLEEP, but Stang, Bevilacqua and all the rest of them were too
ashamed admit to the world that their hero died such a Pink death. So
they rigged up this fake death to cover up the truth and make some cash.
I just hope SOME of the money from the donations and 900# calls went to
Legume's family and not up your noses.
--
Rev. Matthew A. Carey VISION TEMPLE }{ TARZANA CALIFORNIA
18653 Ventura Blvd., Suite #379 Send $1 for a "First Hit" starter kit
Tarzana, CA 91356 http://www.loop.com/~john/revmac/vt.html
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Date: 9 Nov 1995 06:38:54 GMT
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
In article <1995Oct26.001808.495@lafn.org>, ac118@lafn.org (Matthew Carey)
wrote:
> This ENTIRE THING has been a hoax. Legume died May 10 of a heart attack,
> IN HIS SLEEP, but Stang, Bevilacqua and all the rest of them were too
> ashamed admit to the world that their hero died such a Pink death. So
> they rigged up this fake death to cover up the truth and make some cash.
No, even THAT part of it was fake.
>
> I just hope SOME of the money from the donations and 900# calls went to
> Legume's family and not up your noses.
>
This is true: There was no money. After all the pissing and moaning, not
one person sent a penny to the bereaved family.
Nail that in your coffin and smoke it!
Stang
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