Ruptured! Joke 'Em, IF They Can't Take a FUCK!

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JOKE 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A FUCK!
KING OF SLACK - RUPTURED!

KING OF SLACK's DOBBS APPROVED SLACKFILLED HEALING SURGERY, with the help of
THE LIVING KEYBOARD OF SLACK. has brought RELIEF to millions, in the form of
Anti-Muzick SlackNoise.

Bill T. Miller had been abducted by ALIEN NYMPHOS long before he had heard
the WORD OF "BOB." As a half human - half alien mutation, he knew that all
those Weekly World News alien sex stories are the TRUTH. The first abduction
that wasn't erased from BTM's mind, occured during the late 80's while
recording the first OBE LP. BTM and bandmates were zapped into a UFO after
leaving a Convenient Mart with bags full of sugar-coated GROATCLUSTER
munchies. After that OBE ALIEN ORGY experience, BTM was never quite the same
again.

Two of the members of OBE were just getting into "BOB" during this era, but
BTM just figured it was part of their DEVO obbsession fantasies. BUT, when
they came over to the studio the day after the BOBathon DEVIVAL at MASS
ART.....the whole "BOB" thang started to seep-in. The THIRD-NOSTRIL blockage
and the earlier alien implant started to OOOOOOOZE a little bit! The drummer
put a "BOB" head picture on his kick drum and BTM forgot all about
"BOB"....still wondering why anyone would want worship that straight-laced
suited, tie-wearing, shorted haired slick boy FACE. Those OBE bandmates
NEVER did actually JOIN and are STILL UNSAVED.

The EYES and the GRIN keep mutating and drove BTM to actually check out the
CHURCH OF THE SUGENIUS written propaganda crapola. Realizing that the SubG
Dogma was a parody/tribute/rip-off of some of same sort of Weekly World News
Alien Abduction, Firesign Theater laugh-fest, Devo-lution, bad TV, Jimi acid
test, POP-CULTURE OVERLOAD that OBE was ALREADY exploiting, the only logical
course of action was for BTM to become a part-tme SubG. Since HOUR OF SLACK
was syndicated to several radio stations, the OBE Flexi-Disc Single and LP
were sent to REV. STANG at the SACRED PO BOX. Rev. Stang, in his infinite
wisdom and good taste (or lack of) embraced the OBE LP and played a heap of
it on HOUR OF SLACK. The CotSG seemed to be a ready-made audience of people
who dig NOISE. (though it only about a FOURTH of "BOB's" FLOCK seems to
REALLY completely absolutely LUV NOISE.)

Eventually OBE's altar-ego KINGS OF FEEDBACK, started recording some tunes
that directy paid tribute to "BOB." KOF, like OBE was a STUDIO ONLY BAND,
eventually a LIVE KOF ACT was created. Even though BTM is THE KING of KINGS
OF FEEDBACK, some of the rest of the "band" (all UNSAVED non-Subgs) started
to whine once the "BOB" tunes started to become almost half of to the
regular KOF Industrial Blues song list.

Doktor BTM-KINGS OF FEEDBACK hosted SLACKFUX DEVIVAL in NYC on NOVEMBER 2,
1995. In preparation KOF learned and butchered several CLASSIC DOKTORBAND
ANTIMUZICK SONGS for the SLACKFUX MEDLEY, along with other NOW CLASSIC KOF
tunes. THAT GIG was the last time KOF did a LIVE show. The alt.slack
newsgroup was in full swing by then and and a cast of ALT.SLACKFUX were
summoned. Dr. "KID" Ginsu, Pastor Craig, Will O'Dobbs, Rev Nickie
Deathchick, Grand Clavister, Corpse of Legume were all onstage. Even STANG
was originally up to appear, but ended up opening for GWAR that nite. POPE
DAVID MEYER is of course the POPE OF ALL NEW YORK CITY and although in
semi-retirement agreed to appear. Hail Pope Meyer! KOF had done tons of LIVE
regular rock club shows, doktoring to the unsaved. BTM had opened up his
soul to the anti-bob possession countless times during the song KILL "BOB"
just to give the audience a taste pure anti-bob hate. BUT there was never a
real-SubGenius Preacher to exorsise/heal/sicken/purge the anti-bob out of
BTM at previous KOF gigs. When KOF played KILL "BOB" and and the anti-bob
took possession of DOK BTM, MEYER couldn't stand by knowing how dangerous
dabbling with the anti-bob can be. He rushed the stage right after the FIRST
CHORUS of KILL "BOB"-KILL "BOB"-KILL "BOB"-KILL "BOB" - KILL "BOB" before
BTM could even start new usual second first verse and chorus. POPE MEYER
cast out the anti-bob driving it from it's stranglehold on BTM.

Now, it is clear....
THAT was the MOMEMT of the KING OF SLACK Possession of DOKTOR BTM.

The Void Vortex Soul Opening as the anti-bob LEFT BTM, is when the X-ist
life force soul-eating alien mutant commando for Jehovah One known to us as
the: KING OF SLACK! ....the King Of ALL Slack (who had been tracking BTM
since he had been IMPLANTED during the OBE ALIEN NYMPHO ABDUCTION ORGIES.)
In a sort of reverse rupture possession, the WALK-IN took over and
co-piloted BTM. Since BTM is the KING OF FEEDBACK becoming KING OF SLACK is
the logical path.

Now, Doktor BILL T. MILLER having the HONOR of being one of the SUBGENIUS
CHOSEN ONES, was ALMOST completely taken over, the KING OF SLACK was now
in control. Guiding BTM to do "BOB's" WORK, making only muzick that served
"BOB" and filling the BTM SAMPLER full of LIVING SLACK. BTM ventured even
further off his original path to walls of platinum records, piles of
grammies, nympho groupies and mountains of money. THE KING OF SLACK was
calling the shots. The duties were overwhelming, sinking tons of BTM's TIME
and DOLLARS into SLACK. (OBE and KINGS OF FEEDBACK would take a back seat,
"BOB" was priority!) The X-ist possessed Doktor BTM, now know as the KING
OF SLACK, debuted the now classic X-Day anthem, X-Day's A-Comin' at the
Boston Slack Crusades. Under the influence of the X-ist KING OF SLACK
persona, BTM was driven to countless hours working on Slack tunes and
filling his web pages with Tons of TextSpew and SlackSOUND Files (wavs/real
audio/mp3s.) KING OF SLACK appeared LIVE at BOTH X-Day Drills and the LAST
Boston Devival before X-Day 98. Early 98, a gathering of the SLACKest SubG
anti-musicians in the NORTHEAST USA for a SlackSummit at HEADROOM. Dubbed
SLACKBANGERS. Dok BTM (under KOS possesion) and BROTHER CLEVE and Rev. D. K.
JONES cranked out MORE SlackHITS. "BOB" is LUV - Surgeons For Connie -
SlackBang Me Baby - Last Chance For Slack! KING OF SLACK whipped up another
SOLO hit Religion as Poison. Sorting though all the SlackSounds the the
ultimate SubGenius CD was compiled. The ORGY OF SLACK is the one True Slack
CD. IF you are a SUBGENIUS, YOU NEED THIS CD! BTM sweated BLOOD to give the
SUBGENIUS YETI MUTANTS this CD. Show yer LUV and SUPPORT. The SLACK YOU GIVE
is EQUAL to the SLACK YOU MAKE. Even if you are NOT a SubGenius YOU need
this CD!

This CD was released just in time for LAST BOSTON DEVIVAL before X-Day 98,
This DEVIVAL included Rev. Stang, King Of Slack, Slackbangers, Dr. Legume
and the ONE and ONLY POPE DAVID MEYER. King Of Slack and Pope Meyer united
again for the first time since the SlackFux Devival. Meyer even commented
how much better the BTM performance was. Neither MEYER or BTM realizing that
DOKTOR BILL T. MILLER was now possessed by the X-ist Soul Walk-In KING OF
SLACK.

X-DAY's A-COMIN' - JULY 5, 1998......while others were wondering what would
happen at X-Day, KING OF SLACK knew the RUPTURE would be a REALITY for SOME.

This is the message posted to alt.slack:
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Subject: KING OF SLACK...has LEFT the BUILDING!
Date: Wed, 1 Jul 1998 19:04:47 GMT
Organization: KILL "BOB" INC

KING OF SLACK has left the building!

I will be at X-DAY Killin' "BOB" etc!

One way or the OTHER the entity know as
KING OF SLACK
will be departing on the SAUCERS!

Bill T. Miller may or may not return to
survive in the earthly ruins.

THANX for the SLACK.... luv - KING OF SLACK

END MESSAGE
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At the X-DAY 98 Blowout, KING OF SLACK and the LIVING KEYBOARD OF SLACK
spewed forth heaps of HEALING/SICKENING SlackSounds. Helping out Doktors and
Preachers and even BOBBIES get MORE SLACK. Some of the highlights of Dok
BTM=KOS adventures are:

Thursday:
*Mega-Anti-Muzick Doktor Jam

Friday:
*Slackbangers (with Rev. D.K. Jones and Stang)

Saturday: Dok BTM gave back-up sidekick SlackNoise:
*Soundtrack for the Battle Of Armageddon
*Andrew the Impaled
*Lascivious Exhibitions Alien X-ist's
....Goddess of Orifaces/Goddess of Breasts,Goddess of Appendages
*Janor HyperCleeeeeeezzzz
*Vaginal Bloodfarts
...... All-Star Doktor band with SternoDox (Bass & Vocals) from Doktors
for "BOB" plus Ray Hey (Guitar) and Lafe (One String Bass) from Swingin'
Love Corpses.... along with Steve Slack (guitar) and KING OF SLACK (Keyboard
SlackSamples) Janor was suppossed to be the LEAD VOCALIST RANTER, but
disappeared with the Wacked-Out Nympho who "WON" the Win A Date with JANOR
Contest!

KING OF SLACK - SATURDAY JULY 4, 1998

Earlier Saturday evening BTM had checked with REV STANG to make sure he
would stand-by to help drive the anti-bob out of BTM and croon a duet of the
OBE tune YOU RANG, as he had always done the previous DRILLS and Devivals,
but with a frantic look of terror he begged off...claiming lack of
SleepDrug, but really knowing that this anti-bob possesion was going to be
Hardcore, Hard Fucking Core. The mysterious beloved STANG has long been
rumoured to have been cloned, possessed, duped and out-right screwed years
ago. So, he probably knew that DOKTOR BTM was possesed by the X-ist's
Walk-In Entity, now known as KING OF
SLACK. Stang disappeared minutes later. The SLACK AUCTION had just started
onstage and JANOR was next for his FINAL RANT and then KING OF SLACK was up.
Now left hangin' with NO back-up support to purge the anti-bob, BTM searches
the crowd looking for a PROFESSIONAL SubG PREACHER or DOKTOR or two with the
POWER to PURGE. Spotting Rev. D.K. Jones slacking off, he asked for help. As
a SLACKBANGER bandmate and ARISE Synth Wizard, he had the power to
heal/sicken and said he would do it IF HE HAD TO, but prefered to SLACK
OFF.....suggesting Dr. GGGGGGGORDON, who scoffed...saying "I DON'T PERFORM."
Rev Dave aka DJ SHAVER of OR KILL ME RADIO (also bandmate of BTM's, in the
one hit wonder band called THE REALISTICS) said HE WOULD BE THERE. The
LEGENDARY SUSIE the Floozy had said the day before that she would purge out
the anti-bob with a face full of cleeeevage, but she wasn't anywhere
nearby... yet. All of a sudden the one the only JEEEEEEZUS "Freakin' H"
Christ pops up (with his KING OF SLACK T-Shirt on) saying, I hear ya need
some healing?!" BTM will be SAVED....PraBOB...Salvation is near!

FAST FOWARD....JANOR takes the stage, BTM leads the crowd in a JANOR, JANOR,
JANOR chant and tosses in a SlackSample here and there. Janor delivers a
classic HATE rant with bits of the old standby hits and new top of head
spew. PraJANOR!

Janor winds up his rant and intros the KING OF SLACK! KING OF SLACK
performed ALL the Orgy Of Slack - CD Hits.... Circle Of Slack Ritual,
X-Day's A-Coming, Religion Is Poison, Used Slack, You Rang (Duet with Popess
Lilith sharing vocals.) And finally.....KILL "BOB" one last time before
X-Day 98! KILL "BOB" - KILL "BOB" - KILL "BOB" - KILL "BOB" KILL!!!!!!! Golf
club wackin' head spurtin' KILLIN'....SlackAsFUCK! Suddenly, the anti-bob
whips out BTM's SubGenius Membership Card, urging the crowd to break out
their CARDS. Renouncing "BOB" and The Church of the SubGenius. Next thing ya
know the CARD is being lit by a lighter. OTHER SubGs are urged to BURN YER
MEMBERSHIP CARD....BURN BABY BURN!

The SACRED SPOTTERS can NOT allow this to
go on one more second... JEEEEEEZUS "Freakin' H" Christ" - RevDJ Shaver -
Susie the Floooooozie, spring into action. SLACK-GANG-BANGing UP on the
anti-bob. Susie twirling her tits and blowing up gale force winds to blow
out the BURNING CARD. Finally the ant-bob rips up what is left of the CARD.
Jeeeezus and DJ Shazer are zapping the THIRD NOSTRIL, almost shorting out
the hidden X-ist implant. Meanwhile several of the FAITHFUL in the Crowd of
SlackFux, start burning THEIR own CARDS. One REVEREND pops-up onstage, his
card burstin' into flames. BURN - PURGE - HEAL - SICKEN - KILL! The anti-bob
departs, KING OF SLACK still in control of Dok BTM, looks around at the
debris and the Crowd of SlackFux, wondering what happened. "YOU DIDN'T
ACTUALLY BURN YOUR SUBGENIUS MEMBERSHIP CARDS, DID YOU?" Whipping out the
ACTUAL GENUINE OFFICIAL CotSG MEMBERSHIP CARD... "That was my DECOY CLONE
MEMBERSHIP, that the anti-bob destroyed." There's only one thing left to
do....PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE
"BOB" - PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE "BOB" - PRAISE "BOB"

.....KING OF SLACK has left the stage! PraKOS!

FAST FOWARD .....6:59 AM July 5, 1998
SugGs drooling, drinking kool-aid, looking for X-ist's Saucer trails in the
sky, running around in circles after white limos and wishing they were STILL
ASLEEP in their TENTS. THIS IS THE MOMENT SUBGs have been waiting for?
DECADES OF SLACK-FOREPLAY. NOW SUBGENIUS MUTANTS will finally get to have a
SLACKGAZM?

Stang spews from the pulpit.....and spews and spews.....looking at
scribblings DOBBS had bestowed upon him about X-DAY, concluding that the
DATE is wrong. The year of the X-DAY RUPTURE is REALLY 8661? (no wonder
PHILO was a NO SHOW.) More spew and more spew....in the end the ONLY thing
that REALLY makes ANY REAL SENSE is:

"FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

Now in the midst of all this Slack Frenzy Kaos....the REAL RUPTURE is
actually taking place. Select CHOSEN SUBGENIS MUTANTS, who had been
IMPLANTED and POSSESSED by X-IST Soul Walk-Ins, were standing by to be
RUPTURED back home to the SAUCERS. Leaving their part human-alien-yeti
mutant vessels on earth to recharge and wait for their RETURN. KING OF SLACK
was RUPTURED knowing that JEHOVAH ONE was waiting to bestow INFINITE REWARDS
and HONORS of the HIGHEST ORDER of SLACK for a job well done. When the KING
OF SLACK was sent down to WALK-INTO the SOUL of DOK BTM, his mission was to
exploit BTM's talents to help infest the DOBBS/Jehova One/X-ist Propaganda
all over the earth. The ORGY OF SLACK CD is THE Slackest CD ever
anti-produced. Why do ya think when the ALIEN SEX GODDESS SlackGangBang
happened ONSTAGE, KING OF SLACK was chosen to be the MC-HOST-PIMP-CONDUCTER?
AT THIS VERY MOMENT, imagine KING OF SLACK on his very own PLEAZURE SAUCER,
living out every single SlackFantasy that was implied in the SACRED SUBG
SCRIPTURES. Stanky uttered something like, "Make yer own SLACK.....THE
RUPTURE is whatever you want it to be." The CROWD OF SLACKFUX tarred and
PINK feathered our Beloved REV. STANG, tossing him into the ooozing
radioactive squidfux pond.

Still only ONE thing made sense....

"FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!"

KING OF SLACK was RUPTURED, along with a few others. The X-ist Walk-In Soul
Possessor Entities will now RECHARGE and ORGY on the SAUCERS, until NEEDED.
De-Rupturing at any MOMENT could occur and cause re-possession. In ancient
NORMAL Scriptures you hear of GUARDIAN ANGELS and SPIRIT GUIDES and
CHANNELING and SPEAKING IN TOUNGUES, make no mistake this is the DIRECT
Equivilent. A new Platoon of X-ist Walk-Ins took possession of more YETI
SOULS at BRUSHWOOD. IF you feel compeled TO SERVE "BOB" more than ever,
after being DE-RUPTURED, DO NOT FIGHT the URGE.... go with it. YOU HAVE BEEN
CHOSEN to do "BOB's" bidding. Just make sure to go to every JULY 5 - X-DAY
BLOWOUT. That way you can bask in the SPOTLIGHT OF SLACK and when you are
READY to be RUPTURED you WILL be RUPTURED....PraBOB!!!

THEY say the CHURCH of the SUBGENIUS has OVER TEN THOUSAND MEMBERS? LESS
than a thousand showed up at the OFFICIAL BRUSHWOOD landing strip to be
RUPTURED on JULY 5, 1998. When the TIME is RIGHT, YOU will know you to MUST
BE AT BRUSHWOOD. EVERY year to the next 6000 plus years, DOK BTM will be at
the X-DAY LANDING SITE BLOW-OUT PARTY one way or the other. Someday the ORGY
OF SLACK CDs sales will EXCEED the OVER TEN MILLION CDs SOLD. X-Day Rupture
Blowouts will be FRANCHISED like some sort of SubG Chain Rave Corporation..

But don't worry about BTM.....
DOKTOR BILL T. MILLER is NOW back in control of his SOUL and still a
DEDICATED "BOB" LUVING/HATING, Church of the SubGenius member. The X-ist
IMPLANT is still ACTIVE. The NEED - DESIRE - ORDERS for SLACK OVERLOAD could
be DE-Ruptured at anytime. Then the KING OF SLACK will WALK-IN and POSSESS
the SOUL of DOKTOR BILL T. MILLER once again.

The NEW KINGS OF FEEDBACK CD will be out soon. BTM's DRUM ARMY CD is OUT
NOW! IF you NEED real anti-muzick type NOISE, the full-length ORGY OF NOISE
CD is a dream come true. The NEW Out of Band Experience (OBE) CD will get
back to it's alien orgy porno soundtrack - tv- computer - beatfreak - sample
happy roots. Both CDs due out in 1999. BTM will resume working on recording
tons of OTHER band CDs (recording A.C. this summer.) LISTEN for even MORE
BTM REMIXES. LOOK - Listen - Kneel - Pray for more OBE ALIEN ORGY PORNO
VIDYS and WEBSITES.

Open Your Third-Nostril to the Anti-Muzick!...or KILL ME!

Special THANX to all they SLACKFUX who showed their LUV, by actually BUYING
the ORGY OF SLACK CD!

SLACKtheFUX OFF and PRAISE "BOB"!
Remember BTM LUVS YOU!
LUV-------> Doktor Bill T. Miller
ORGY OF SLACK - http://billtmiller.com/slack/

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