Stang Is Ugly by Jacques-Alexis Bernardin

From: "Jacques-Alexis Bernardin" <zulu69@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Stang is ugly
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 1998 03:52:12 GMT

He is, I mean, If I looked THAT bad. I would't post a picture of
myself. Honest

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From: "?!" <s\c\h\a\b\e@m\r.n\e\t>

Yet, he's more famous, has more slack and has more naked chicks crawling
on him (but I repeat myself) than you do. Or ever will.

I tell ya, if *I* looked that bad, I'd be a fucking trillionaire by now.

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schabe "just another pretty face" @mr.net
http://webpages.mr.net/schabe

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From: clbundyREmoVE@indy.net (Christopher Lee)
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 1998 01:02:53 +1000
Organization: Church of Homer Simpson, Boddhisvta

>Jacques-Alexis Bernardin wrote in message ...
>> He is, I mean, If I looked THAT bad. I would't post a picture of
>>myself. Honest

> Yet, he's more famous, has more slack and has more naked chicks crawling
>on him (but I repeat myself) than you do. Or ever will.
> I tell ya, if *I* looked that bad, I'd be a fucking trillionaire by now.

I have nothing to add, I just want to make sure everyone saw what a dumbshot
Jack-Alex Bernardin is.

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Rev Dr Christopher Lee, Church of Homer Simpson, Boddhisattva
QUIJIBO "The Pseudepigraph of Slack", back issues available
love offering to: 18 W. Main, Apt. X, Greenfield, IN 46140

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From: friday@subgenius.com (IrRev. Friday Jones)

In article <MjBp1.171$R2.1714262@news20.bellglobal.com>, "Jacques-Alexis
Bernardin" <zulu69@hotmail.com> wrote:

> He is, I mean, If I looked THAT bad. I would't post a picture of
>myself. Honest

No no no! He's, um, distinguished-looking.
In an ugly, pudgy, wizened, speckled sort of way.
Besides, Pastor Craig IS the Ugly King!

- Friday

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