Sterno's Latest X-Day DEMAND!!!!!!!!

From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)

To all alt.slack.shitz who will experience X-day. I will be offering my
services in the NON-SHIT-BESMIRCHED arena of 'frop and pil testing. I will
be bringing my daughters, one ex-wife, and girlfriend. I DON'T WANT TO BE
EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF THEM by not having any pils or 'frop to test. DO
YOU UNDERSTAND, you pathetic shit-crossbow-snipers who allow
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHERS (of either sex) to blow you while you suck LIVID
SHIT out of a wombat's pamper? It's STILL NOT TOO LATE to stash some
"extries" for me to fucking TEST OUT! Bring me PILS and 'FROP, by the
fucking BUCKET, goddamit - if not by the antique, claw-footed BATHTUB
full, you chancre-squirting buttfuckers of each other's MOUTHS and THROAT
WOUNDS.

Please.

OR ELSE!!!

- Sterno

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M'muh!

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From: "St. K" <ksantos@uafphpl.uark.edu>

Hey Pope, don't you need an assistant to weed out the puny shit so you
don't have to waste your time? I'm young(er) and my liver still has
some soft tissue, whadda ya say to using me for your filter boy?
Anything that doesn't put me into a coma wouldn't dent your shit and
slug semen encrusted psyche.

Oh yeah. I read about the damage. Have your dicks been fucking each
other again?

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From: sternodox@aristotle.net (Sterno)

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS????!!!! "Have my DICKS been FUCKING each
other!" Jesus H. Christ in a fucking GREEN KILT . . . mah GAWD, boy, what
the HUMPIN' ODIN do THINK??!!

- Sterno

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M'muh!

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