....and Rev. Nickie DeathChick is your Mistress of the Un-ceremonies.
Now is the time to delve deep into your darkest most twisted fantasies about squids and blow-up dolls. I know you have them, and other more unnamable fetishes.
Last year we had the SubGenius Prom, and you were able to relive your high school dreams of actaully having a date, AND getting laid afterwards, not to mention the beer keg. THIS YEAR...
In honor of the fact that it IS XXX-Day, we're going to Go Too Far yet again, and bring out the inner porno star in all of us.
PUT YOUR SICK PUPPY IDEAS ON DISPLAY FOR ALL TO ENJOY! Now, I know some of you will go with the traditional leather-and-piercings thing. This is fine. But I know there's some of you out there who would LOVE to walk around all evening wearing nothing but PISTACIO PUDDING! Be creative! I know you can do it. Come on, baby; I wanna see what YOU GOT! Give it too me! Yeah! You might even find that Special Someperson who happens to like the same fucked up shit you like, and get it on IN STYLE.
And just to make the evening perfect, I have consented to enact the REVERSE DEATHCHICK SPANKING RITUAL, in which you, the lowly Worshipper of My Sacred Ass will get to SPANK ME on stage, for a love offering. This will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN! Bring money.
-Rev. Nickie DeathChick
Inquisitor General
SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
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