A hot treat for X-day! *

By Dennis McClain-Furmanski (dynasor@infi.net)

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X-Day will be here soon !
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Why give someone
a boring, brain-SHAPED box of grey matter
when they can
EAT YOUR BRAIN OUT !

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| Introducing ... *********** |
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| THE ************ |
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| ANATOMICALLY - CORRECT **** |
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| HUMAN BRAIN ** |
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| ... a delicious, solid hunk of premium human grey matter | | |
| IN THE EXACT SAME SKULL AND BODY AS A HUMAN BRAIN ! | | |
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FOR PHOTOS AND A CLEAN NAPKIN:

send an e-mail message to 12345.6789@yeti.gov ---------------------------------------------

* Include the word "GIF" if you can view dirty pictures

* Include the word "JPEG" if you can view more dirty pictures

A UUencoded version of dirty pictures will be sent to you.

The first photo shows the Chocolate BRAIN with it's smashed gift skull (perfect for X-Day!)

The second photo shows the Chocolate BRAIN with it's skullbone cutter (perfect for transplanting that humorous organ from a stranger).

A brief set of instructions will also be sent in case you are unfamiliar spooning the good stuff out.

o-----------------------------------------------------------o | This X-Day, give a gift steaming hot from the BRAIN PAN! | o-----------------------------------------------------------o

(@ @)\DynaSoar\___, Hypercyberelectronetworkminister,
ll ll genetically perfect Yeti specimen,
amateur astronaut, author of "The Non-Sequitur Dictionary". Verifiable revelations and miracles, prepared while you wait. Remember, "Bob" loves you. I will too, for the right price. dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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