Sig/quote of the week

From: clavis@phantom.com (Grand Clavister)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.locksmithing
Date: 1 Apr 1995

David E Romm (71443.1447@compuserve.com) wrote:
: "Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it
: has to be us." -- Jerry Garcia

This is a great quote for the Church of the SubGenius, isn't it?

Pax Zweiback Velcro

The Grand Clavister of NYC
Rev. J. Victor Stark
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Subject: Re: Sig/quote of the week
From: bdb@shadow.net (Doktor BoogieDown)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.locksmithing

nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO) wrote:
>Nenslo responds: That's good for the Grateful Dead, but with your
>permission, this revised version:
>
> "Somebody has to do something incredibly pathetic, and it just
>has to be us." -- any given SubGenius

YES! yes Yes YES! I got a full-on woody when I read that one, and blew
BOTH FUCKING O-RINGS! I instantly gained another 3 METRIC TONS of mass,
and can now GENERATE ZERO GRAVITY on demand!

Semper Dobbs,
Doktor BoogieDown

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