M@> : -Monty
M@> : --
M@> : Everything I say represents 5,000 people's firm beliefs.
G@> Damn, you lucky bastard. I checked, and it turns out that my 5,000
G@> are all Church-of-Scientology auto killbots at netcom.com.
Mine seem to be drooling pentamorph sociopaths, and they pollute my
e-mail at a frightening rate. It's getting to be so that if yer not either
an old friend, associate, or very famous (Stang is, but shouldn't be, fuck
you Dobbs, nenslo is famous and shouldn't even exist, Philo is infamous,
which is not the same thing) then I tend to send a form letter. send money,
people, THEN we can be pals (until you irritate me).
G@> Lurkers, I need to know! Mail me if you identify most closely with
G@> the slack-drippin' bulldada of the groove-baby Rev. Gilmore!
yool be soooorrrreeee... DUMBSHIT!
DO YOU HAVE THE FACILITIES TO PROCESS BOBBIES, GEEKS, FREEKS, DRONGOS,
PERVERTS, MOPHIDIC SLIME, WANNABEEZ, USETAWUZIZ, FLANGERS, TWEAKERS,
GINKS, DINKS, PINKZ, AND FINKS?
are you sure you WANT to?
do you know what to DO with them, once you have them???
THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT BEFORE YER FOOTGLAND RUNS OFF WITH YER MOUTH!
I'm here to help you. $24.59 + 7.8% sale tax and license fees
ICEKNIFE
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Subject: Re: Slack Stats for March
From: gilmore@en.com (Gilmore)
Date: 12 Apr 1995
ICEKNIFE (iceknife@ashram.com) wrote:
: DO YOU HAVE THE FACILITIES TO PROCESS BOBBIES, GEEKS, FREEKS, DRONGOS,
: PERVERTS, MOPHIDIC SLIME, WANNABEEZ, USETAWUZIZ, FLANGERS, TWEAKERS,
: GINKS, DINKS, PINKZ, AND FINKS?
: are you sure you WANT to?
: do you know what to DO with them, once you have them???
(dusts off cover of "G'broagfran's Gourmet Guide to Eating Pink")
Did you think I didn't prepare for this eventuality?
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