Subject: Shit & Dicks

From: Sternodox <glatter@delphi.com>
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 95

When one speaks of "Dick-Shitting" is one referring to the
act of shit coming out of a dick or is one referring to actually
shitting dicks - like, you know, dicks coming out a butt? I'm
really curious and willing to try just about ANYTHING.

Rev. St. Erno Dachs

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Subject: Re: Shit & Dicks
From: i.stang@metronet.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)

Dear Erno,

The term always refers to dicks extruding from a butt as waste matter
after digestion, much as virgin french-fries are squeezed from the potato
paste extruder at your job. The biological process of excreting (or
"spumming" fecal matter from the penis is a very different thing, and is
most commonly called "Shitting from the Dick" in order to avoid
minsunderstanding. Confusion over this matter has led to tragedy for many
teenagers, and you were right to ask about this problem, no matter how
embarrassing. If your parents find it difficult to discuss these matters
with you, perhaps you should talk to your school counselor or your pastor.
Dick Shitting is a perfectly normal part of adolescence, and you shouldn't
feel that it makes you "different."

Barbara Bush

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Subject: Re: Shit & Dicks
From: gunther@bga.com (Joe Newman)

In article <R6w8GwL.glatter@delphi.com>, glatter@delphi.com says...
>
>When one speaks of "Dick-Shitting" is one referring to the
>act of shit coming out of a dick or is one referring to actually
>shitting dicks - like, you know, dicks coming out a butt? I'm
>really curious and willing to try just about ANYTHING.
>Rev. St. Erno Dachs

You raise a valid point; the ambiguity is troublesome. Since
it is more common for butts to contain dicks than for dicks
to contain shit (except perhaps in rural Alabama), Occam's
razor would guide me toward the "dicks coming out a butt"
hypothesis.

Thank you for considering this question, you shit-sucking,
fifteen foot bronze replica of a baboon's cunt.

-Joe Newman

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Subject: Re: Shit & Dicks
From: nenslo@teleport.com (NENSLO)

Nenslo said: Where, then, are we left regarding the act of shitting up
one's own dick, which I falsely denied having said to "purple" in my
smash hit email repost called "Go Shit Up Your Own Dick."
I tend to think that "dick-shitting" is a big enough concept to
cover all aspects of shit, dicks, and their conjoined efforts. There's
always room for a new kind of dick-shitting.

"Stinky Dick"
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