Re: CLEAN SHAVEN LIMP DICKS...

From: jcs1589@rit.edu (Justin C. Sherrill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.zoogz-rift,alt.slack
Date: Sun, 05 Nov 1995

In article <sylvia-0511951714260001@0.0.0.0>, sylvia@monitor.net wrote:

>I Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo <moamosan@primenet.com> wrote:
>
>
>[ Since women don't have much facial hair, and also since I just like
>[ women better than gargantuan neanderthal knuckle-scrapers, all women
>[ posting here on the net are hereby exempt from any harsh judgements
>[ I might be inclined to make. I will simply enjoy you for the creative,
>[ blossoming, dainty flowers of lovliness that you are.
>
>[ On the other hand, don't push your luck, either.
>
> Does that mean I can't fart online?
>
>Syliva

How do you fart in ASCII?

Justin C. Sherrill
Captain Beefheart material at http://www.rit.edu/~jcs1589/hpr.html
Will trade odd things.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

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From: Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo <moamosan@primenet.com>

bmyers@ionet.net (TarlaStar) wrote:
>sylvia@monitor.net wrote:
>
>> Does that mean I can't fart online?
>
>Of course you can, just make sure that it smells like flowers.
>
>--
>Reverend Mutha Tarla, Little Sisters of the Perpetually Juicy,
>A Proud Jism Schism of the Church of the SubGenius, Worshipping
>"Connie" Dobbs and Juicy Retardo since 1986
>http://www.ionet.net/~bmyers/homepage.html

I've made myself an object of ridicule.

--ZRTLM
http://www.rlabs.com/zoogz/index.htm
mailto:<moamosan@primenet.com>
news:alt.fan.zoogz-rift

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From: Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo <moamosan@primenet.com>

Dode <dode@dolmen.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>moamosan@primenet.com "Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo" writes:
>
>> All right, you clean-shaven, beardless limp-dicks: I've decided that
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> you aren't even worth talking to (you are a disgrace to all that is good
>> and liquid and cool!), so for the time being I will simply JUDGE YOUR
>> POSTS with the simple pass/fail system. Your posts will either be
>> marked PASSED or FAILED, based on what *I* deem appropriate.
>>
>
>Zoogz, how are you going to separate the messages of your Bearded
>brethren from those of the bald Chinned others.
>
>In order to correctly respond to those posts from the Beardies shouldn't
>you also subdivide them by beard type (full, half, goatee..)
>
>The Fully Bearded - Dode
>
>--
>'Madam you have a very penetrating whisper'
> Mr Ivor Cutler.
>__ __
>|| dode@dolmen.demon.co.uk ||

That was LAST WEEK'S rant. I have to find something else for this week.
Maybe I'll bring back Billy, I don't know.

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From: revjack@radix.net (Reverend Jack)

Previously, Zoogz Rift--The Liquid Moamo done wrote:

: That was LAST WEEK'S rant. I have to find something else for this week.
: Maybe I'll bring back Billy, I don't know.

Please write some children's songs. Thank you.

__________________________________________________________________________
revjack@radix.net http://www.radix.net/~revjack

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