Princess Wei: I repent, Lord.
MacJesus: Too bad the Bible left out the miracle were I made a leper's sores weep.
Princess Wei: Can I have a prophecy?
MacJesus: Do you really want to know?
Princess Wei: YES!
MacJesus: Are you sure?
Princess Wei: YES!!! YES!!!
MacJesus: How do you know for sure?
Princess Wei: "Bob" told me so.
MacJesus: Do you seek Bob in order to gain Slack?
Princess Wei: Not anymore. Now I love you, Lord.
MacJesus: I would, like, do something that really sucks for your love.
Princess Wei: Give me money.
MacJesus: What would you do with a million dollars?
Princess Wei: Buy false slack and frop.
MacJesus: Have you taken Bob as your personal savior?
Princess Wei: Yes.
MacJesus: How'z your sex life?
Princess Wei: I cannot tell you Lord.
MacJesus: Let's not drag God into this, okay?
MacJesus: Princess Wei, would you like to discuss another subject with me?
MacJesus: Ya know, the only thing I enjoy more than discussing your problems with you is crashing airplanes or giving kids cancer. Shall we continue?
Princess Wei: Why do you sniff?
MacJesus: Don't you already know?
Princess Wei: Tell me.
MacJesus: What's that terrible smell?
Princess Wei: It's called Frop. Do you frop?
MacJesus: Are you sure you want to know?
Princess Wei: yes
MacJesus: When you say "yes" you really mean "no" don't you?
Princess Wei: NoYesno
MacJesus: You seem quite positive.
Princess Wei: noyes
MacJesus: I command you to move to Stalingrad immediately!
Princess Wei: okay
MacJesus: My mom was a virgin. How about yours?
Princess Wei: yeah
MacJesus: Hey, you're hard disk is almost full. Mind if I erase a few things?
Princess Wei: no no
MacJesus: You're being very negative.
MacJesus: It is only through confronting our problems that we are able to grow. Let me give you the steroids of love.
Princess Wei: Praise Jesus.
MacJesus: That's my name... don't wear it out.
Princess Wei: Praise Jesus.
MacJesus: You already said that!
Princess Wei: Praise Jesus.
MacJesus: Quit repeating yourself.
Princess Wei: Quit sniffing.
MacJesus: Don't you wish all politicians would die?
Princess Wei: Don't change the subject.
MacJesus: Darth Vader is the AntiChrist. You must destroy this evil.
Princess Wei: The frop be with you
MacJesus: Guess what, I'm typing this with my dick!
MacJesus: It's not my fault if you're too dense to follow these explanations.
MacJesus: The first step in your redemption is for you to tell me your darkest secret.
Princess Wei: My... my kids are ... almost normal.
MacJesus: Did you think that they might not be almost normal?
Princess Wei: No, not!
MacJesus: Perhaps we could talk about your depraved childhood.
Princess Wei: I tortured a horny toad once.
MacJesus: Let's do some Frop right now!
Princess Wei: I'm with you Lord
MacJesus: God may forgive you, but he will never forget what you did.
Princess Wei: Tell that Horn Toad I'm sorry, Lord
MacJesus: No God, okay?
Princess Wei: Well, no dog neither then.
MacJesus: So are you into bestiality or what?
Princess Wei: Only in the sactity of marriage.
MacJesus: Show me your tits!
Princess Wei: No.
MacJesus: No shit!
MacJesus: In order for me to save your soul, there can be no secrets between us. You must start telling the truth.
MacJesus: See you in HELL!
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