9-8-96 IRC Devival Pt. 2

(Stang's log)

*** Topic for #subgenius: Meeting Sunday night, be here an be square
*** Topic for #subgenius set by Devolver on Wednesday, September 4, 1996 11:01:39 PM
#SubGenius: Stang P-Lil golFUR Agent dad ICEKNIFE Friday-j DynaSoar Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku Ackme PeeKat HelloSkinny TheCharlie Excuse GeeCubed MegaLiz Modemac RevJack SisRose A-Ko
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*** Mode is +tn
*** Channel created at Sunday, September 8, 1996 4:14:33 PM
*** Super_Saiyan_III_Son_Goku is now known as N_X_K
-NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick.
*** HelloSkinny is now known as peefeeyatko
ICEKNIFE: FUCK her
P-Lil: Friday: Watch for a blank tape in the mail.
*** peefeeyatko is now known as Peefeeyatko
Excuse me, but do you have anything grey I could poop on?
GeeCubed: IS THAT WHERE THE HUMMAHUMMANUKKANUKKAAPUAA GOES SWIMMIN' BY.
DynaSoar: The STANG is fixed
SisRose: Goodnight Pals!
N_X_K: reIvan
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A-Ko: ok, see ya...!
P-Lil: Stang: Got through feeling up the secretary, eh?
Peefeeyatko I'm RUNNING OUT OF ZOOGZ.. HELP.. WHAT NOW....
*** Excuse is now known as pope1
Friday-j: P-Lil - What should i do with the black tape besides fuck it?
Stang: That's funny... I started badmouthing my service and suddenly you all disappeared.
Modemac: Hey's back! Just when the mystery of "Bob's" vasectomy was explained.
MegaLiz 's harddrive crashes under the WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING LOG
ICEKNIFE: PK: Try a tube of TRUBEE
Friday-j: Stang - Did you get bumped by your modem? I did and I was here twice!
N_X_K pokes Martyr a couple of times. Yep, ust as he expected, dead
DynaSoar: SEE? SEESEESEE? They HATE you Ivan
Peefeeyatko I HAVE NO TRUBEE. I am sad.
dad: hate!
P-Lil: Friday: I dunno, surprize me. Just mail the tape back.
-NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick.
Peefeeyatko I'm almost capsing out here.
*** A-Ko is now known as LaBlueGirl
DynaSoar: hatehatehate
ICEKNIFE: DAD has some, PK
GeeCubed: sAY STANG---YOU USE A MAC DON'T YOU???
Peefeeyatko Dad: still do you want tapes?
LaBlueGirl: porno anime...yummy
Friday-j: Stang - You are sweet and I do not hate you. Now come closer so I can pour the syrup on you.
RevJack: GGG has LOTS of caps
golFUR: "insert something witty here" (so as when you read the logs later you will see how fucking hilarious i can be)
dad: Trubee?
Peefeeyatko I'm not PK, I'm PeeFeeyatko.
PeeKat: Trubee?
ICEKNIFE: of COURSE he does.... Stinky SUCKS!
Stang: My modem and everything appeared still connected. I just wasn't seeing anybody else's yak.
pope1: Did anyone get that last joke? Greypupon. Get it?
RevJack: Trubee?
dad: Doobee
Friday-j: P-Lil - Maybe you should ask Stang about the tapes I give him first.
Peefeeyatko I just was listening to Murderin gHells Happy Cretins.. that had Trubee on it..
LaBlueGirl: Grey poop on
GeeCubed: OR NOT TRUBEE?
RevJack: P1 - yes, we'll be over there shortly
RevJack: say there
-NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick.
pope1: stay away!!!!
MegaLiz: Friday likes to groan on tape.
RevJack: don't move
MegaLiz: Send her JJJJJ sounds
Friday-j: I like to groat on mates.
GeeCubed: ALL RIGHT WHO TOOK MY GODDAMNED FRAPPY WHILE I WAS MAKING ICED TEA???
Peefeeyatko I also listened to Wozzeck by Berg, and Civilization Phase III, and WOIIFM, and Hardcore Devo Vol. 1, and PFM's Per Un Amico today.
*** LaBlueGirl is now known as RevUni
Friday-j: GGG - Not me! I'm Frapless.
pope1 bars his door with lots of furniture...
DynaSoar is hiding stacks of frappy
Peefeeyatko I don't know, but I like the fruit drinks in a can.
P-Lil: Friday: We don't know if Stang has had a CHANCE to see those tapes yet. Besides, I'm sick.
RevJack: GGG - he man, I thought you forgot it
Ackme: Can you groat on your own mate?
dad: PFM!
Peefeeyatko The ones that are concentrated and refrigerated.
ICEKNIFE: I'm touching you ALL, with the ring finger of my left hand.... just sorta laying it on you... hee hee hee
Stang: Gordon, your frappy is RIGHT OVER THERE where you LEFT it, ya fuckin' brain dead old burnt out husk of a man.
RevJack: PPM!
Peefeeyatko I FEEL it, man!
ICEKNIFE can make *YOU* do the PIXIE DANCE
Ackme twitches
PeeKat: cant keep up.....
Peefeeyatko No, PFM. Premiata Forniera Marconi.
dad: cain't
MegaLiz bites it OFF nicely.
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: jAMMIN' WITH jIMMY WAS GENERALLY A JUMPIN' JAMBOREE FOR A GENT LIKE ME!
-NickServ- Your nickname has been registered to someone else. Although he/she does not have nick-kill set on, they have the option of enabling it should they signon. Please choose another nick.
Peefeeyatko Symphonic Italian.
Friday-j feels her feet a-tapping
RevJack: Canned fruit drinks make your spit ropy
Peefeeyatko JAMBALAYA!
Peefeeyatko I like ropy spit.
Peefeeyatko Better lubricant. So I'm told.
golFUR: skittle do too
DynaSoar: RUBATUMMY
TheCharlie just sits here quietly waiting for the services to begin
Friday-j: GGG - Oh, are you and Stang trying to coax me into ANOTHER three-way?
RevJack feels his dick sagging
pope1 pretends what it's like to have a life...
GeeCubed: IVAN; YOU WWERE RIGHT..ASTOUNDING STANG...HOW DO YOU DO THAT????
N_X_K: Hey, it looks like Martyr disappeared.
Ackme: eat more okra
*** nickname: Unknown command
DynaSoar: GRABARUBBER
ICEKNIFE: DUMBER than USUAL, Meggwort.... 8 new ones grow in it's place....
Peefeeyatko I CAN' T EAT GARLIC.. it makes me SHIT like hell...
*** NickServ: Unknown command
dad is getting a sore neck
N_X_K: I don't see anyone@earthlink.net on the list anymore
Peefeeyatko and we HAVE garlic... this is sad...
PeeKat: Cool! I wanna see hellshit!
MegaLiz says SHIT pours gassoline all over the house
*** Stang is now known as I
golFUR: i cant eat shit, it makes my ass garlicy
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: A THREEWAY ON THE FREEWAY WOULD BE JUST JOLLY!
dad: ah the high garlic colonic
RevUni: Peefeeyatko: you get the runny bottom from garlic?
*** I is now known as STANGMASTER
DynaSoar: RUBAGRUBBERHARDER
RevJack: Dave - you don't eat ENOUGH. You need to pass the schwartzchild radius of garlicness
ICEKNIFE: I? Why not just call yerself HOLY FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY, ya SNOT?
Peefeeyatko YES and I can't afford tospend threee days straight on the crapper much as I'd LIKE to.
RevUni: OBEY YOUR MASTER...MASTER...
*** STANGMASTER is now known as RevStang
Friday-j: GGG - (Groan) Not the freeway again ... can't we do it where we've never done it before? Like in BED??
Peefeeyatko How many cloves will pass the schwartzchild radius?
Friday-j: Stang - You have the power - and they haven't got a prayer.
dad: ok, so you know how to change your nick now...
GeeCubed: oNLY IF IT'S A GENUINE GERMAN GEORGIAN PIECE!!!
ICEKNIFE: garlic in a black hole...
RevJack: STANGMASTER - is that the thing that blonde chick on TV puts between her legs?
*** N_X_K is now known as Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger
RevStang: Well, I had to figure it out by trial and error.
golFUR: would you all shut the fuck up, how in the hell can i keep my screen blank with all you fuckwads yapping away
RevUni: ROFL
RevStang: Speaking of trials I have to spent tomorrow with a LAWYER.
ICEKNIFE: I sense a recipie for Marinara Typhon in the works...
pope1: lets do an age/sex/location check!
Friday-j: Stang - Now who did you KILL?
Peefeeyatko Magma? Magma, do you think? I've only got Hhai.
RevUni: uh oh...whatd you do now?
ICEKNIFE: What did you do NOW, Stinky?
RevStang: Drunk fuck almost killed me in April 95. Goes to court soon.
RevStang: HEH HEH HEH
Peefeeyatko 20. Here and now, but not in the flesh ever. Male. Louisville, KY.
GeeCubed: OH IVAN, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT LAWSUIT, IT VASS NHEEGHEE VOT MADE ME DO IT!
ICEKNIFE: Oh, the car!!!
RevJack: sorry gloFUR please repeat, I missed that
RevJack: P1 my eighty year old dick is in Milwaukee
Peefeeyatko Yeah, I remember that... yeah, man, one of the last things I read before I went away...
RevStang: I suing him for not killing me. And he didn't even stay to see if I was dead!!
RevUni: asshole...take all his money.
GeeCubed: STANG: HEEHEHEHEEEEHEEEEH
ICEKNIFE: Maybe he didn't care?
RevUni: all of it!
pope1: That didn't go over well...
RevUni: milk the fucker!
Peefeeyatko The makers of smooth music? (How long are you staying is the BEST SONG EVUR!!! Everyone must hear it!!)
Peefeeyatko Milk.. My tits are giving milk right now..
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golFUR: Clone Detected in #subgenius! - _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger - [ *!*@206.117.228.41 ] [ 8:02:57 PM ]
*** _NicholasXamalth_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K
P-Lil: No age, no sex (damn it!), no location except where I'm at.
ICEKNIFE: RAPE his insurance company
Friday-j: Stang - My blessings on your lawsuit! May you win many $$$$$!
*** Friday-j is now known as friday-jerks-off
friday-jerk Oops!
*** Signoff: Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger (Read error to Nicholas_Xamalth_Kreuger[206.117.228.41]: Connection reset by peer)
Modemac: God, I gotta go to bed...
Modemac: Nite all. I'm going to stay online and log, though.
PeeKat: I'm not
DynaSoar: lateron
dad: I'm sure this is something we'll want to read again and again
DynaSoar: BURN his ass, Stang
DynaSoar: GET BIG BUXx
PeeKat: MONEY. GET MONEY.
*** Modemac is now known as Modemac_
dad: subtle change there
*** Modemac_ is now known as Modemac_Lurking
Modemac_Lur Drat.
RevUni: take all his money and then pull a clockwork orange brainwashing type deal on him...make him SUFFER!
*** Modemac_Lurking is now known as Lurking-n-Logging
golFUR: wow, check out that scroll....
Peefeeyatko Bye modemac.l
MegaLiz: summphin funny...
Peefeeyatko I don't have work until 9:30 tomrrow so I think I'll be OK.
RevJack: G'Night all. Must check out the netherworld. Slack to all.
friday-jerk Computer just SPIT AT ME
pope1: Later ppl, I'm ouuta here!
RevUni: Jack.sleep well
Peefeeyatko Clockwork orange.. We have that tape and I STILL haven't seen it.. bralghava..
N_X_K: Hmm...Hopefully ChanServ might op me now.
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Ackme: Hasta, Jack!
RevUni: WHAT?
Peefeeyatko Halavah!
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RevUni: WATCH IT, YOU FOOL!
golFUR: fuck you all and good night
N_X_K: GRRR...
Peefeeyatko I WILL, I WILL, I'm chatting right now, I AM..
*** N_X_K is now known as E_Megas
friday-jerk RevStang - So, what can I do to make you happy right now?
PeeKat: I'm gonna leave, too...
GeeCubed: I'M GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS AND ROLL UP ALL MY FRAPPY, MIX IN SOME PAREGORIC AND A LITTLE NUTMEG AND HAVE A NARCOTIC EXPERIENCE...FUK ALL OF YEZ...IT'S TIME TO BUFFLE OFF TO SHUFFALO....
golFUR kicks everyone in the teeth in an amiable sort of way
RevUni: fuck you very much, golFUR.
PeeKat: Just too damn tired to keep up on all this...
*** Signoff: golFUR (Read error to golFUR[ppp004.accessnv.com]: EOF from client)
RevStang: Now wait a minute. Wasn't 10 EST the time this was supposed to START? And now everybody's going to BED? TRULY, IT IS SUBGENIUS!!
Peefeeyatko Is it really 11:00, or is my sytem clock way out of date again?
E_Megas: Shit, ChanServ ought to recognize me. I no get it.
PeeKat: Plus golfur just kicked my teeth in...
*** E_Megas is now known as N_X_K
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friday-jerk I thought it was 3 in the afternoon!
DynaSoar: IVAN: It's now 11+ EST
PeeKat: Stang: It's 11pm.
Pantsuit: Deenk!
dad: it's 11 and an hour of this is too much
Agent: HEY PANTSUIT!!!
MegaLiz: GGG: Don't talk about nutmeg. Makes my screen go all red 'n stuff.
Peefeeyatko Pantsuit! Da da da da da da BRA!
dad: which is of course better than not enough
Pantsuit: AGENT! YOU FILTHY BOTTOM TOUCHER!
friday-jerk Stang - You can make THREE BOOKS out of this one LOG.
RevStang: Okay... okay... I... kinda phased out there.
GeeCubed: OKAY IVAN...SINCE YOU INSIST I WILL STAY A LOT LONGER ESPECIALLY AS MOST OF THESE GEEKS ARE WUSSING OUT AND YOU AND I CAN DOUBLE UP ON FRIDAY
Pantsuit: UuuuuhhhhhhNNNNGGGHGHGH!
Pantsuit: Double up. HOHOHOH!
friday-jerk GGG, Stang - Be good! someone else may be watching!
TheCharlie: GGG I get to watch?
RevStang: Why Friday... you look so..... so..... EUEUEUNNGHHGHHH GIMME!
dad: we all get to watch!
GeeCubed: EAT YOUR HEART OUT CHAS.
ICEKNIFE: as usual, I'll be the last to leave... SOMEONE has to clean up after you HAWGDAWGS
Peefeeyatko Whaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaughaugh...
P-Lil: No you don't get to watch...!
*Pantsuit* Howdy! It is I, Bad Sister Heidi from MonkeyHole house.
friday-jerk Stang - OK, who told me about my IRCing in the nude?
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Peefeeyatko No.. you don't have to clean it up.. I'll EAT IT...
RevStang: OH GOD OH JESUS.... ARUGH.... UGH..... "BOB"..... UHhhhh
TheCharlie: OK.. so I won't look...
*** CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
Pantsuit: That is dirty and wrong.
MegaLiz: AHHAHAHA
friday-jerk Do it again! Dirty! Wrong!
RevStang: SLORT! SPLORT!! MLORT!!! K-BLORT!! A'BORT!!!
Pantsuit: Naughty! Naughty!
*** friday-jerks-off is now known as friday-is-wet
RevStang: Dirty... yes... it's bad... more...
RevNickie: goddamn, evveryone is here!
P-Lil: Hey Nickie....
Peefeeyatko OHHHH.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT.. TOUCH IT....
Pantsuit: Gleah!
GeeCubed: WHOOOOOAAAAA NELLIE...SPACED OUT FER A MOMENT TO VISIONS OF FRIDAY IRCING IN THE ALTOGETHER
dad: just how wet is "wet"?
friday-is-w Nickie - Help me! Stang and GGG wants to do the nasty with me!
RevNickie: WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!!?
Peefeeyatko GET OUT THE RIGID UNGUENTS!
RevStang: Tell me how BAD it is again. Jesus wouldn't LIKE it would He? Uh uh uh
Pantsuit: Fun making this is Not! This is BAWDYFESTACTION!
Pantsuit: They are TOUCHING>
ICEKNIFE: Bad yeast infection?
RevStang: Yes. I'm very bad. A very bad man. Gordon, you take that end.
RevUni: LOL ICE
friday-is-w Stang - Oh it is SOO BAD, even "Bob" thinks it is BAD
GeeCubed: SPUUUUUUUURTSPAAAAANG-PERTOOOOOOOOOEY, SPLATDRIPGUSHFLOWOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peefeeyatko Nickie! MASS SPANKING! NOW!!!OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh..........
Pantsuit: Every time you do that Stang, you nail another nail into Jesus, AND HE CAN FEEL IT!
ICEKNIFE slaps PeeKat around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
friday-is-w I have died and gone to SubGenius Heaven, skipping Helle!
RevStang: Okay now I'll.... JJJJJONES her!!! Yes I'lll JJJJJJOnes that little ...
dad: Well, sounds like GGG's done for the night
TheCharlie: huh huh he said spanking...
ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevStang: Uh uh ouch uh uh
RevNickie: AH! you people should be ashamed of yourselves
Peefeeyatko Yes.. shove sharp nails under my fingernails...
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
friday-is-w This is better than CHURCH AIR!
Peefeeyatko Draw all ove rmy ass with a leaky pen..
Pantsuit averts her eyes.
DynaSoar: Gotta run. My science is done cooking.
ICEKNIFE slaps Pantsuit around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
TheCharlie: Nickie... be quiet and keep the camera rolling.
GeeCubed: SHORT REFACTORY PERIOS DAD...NICKIE YA WANNA SPLORT!
friday-is-w And worse, Howard is watching all of this!
ICEKNIFE slaps DynaSoar around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
Peefeeyatko AVERT YOUR EYES!! YES!! YESS!! MORE!! MORE!!!~ DON"T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
RevStang: Oh, yes... it's so bad... it's evil... eh uh uh uh... PURE EVIL.... Jesus wept... UH UH
DynaSoar: Got to tr]yn it out on someone.
RevStang: GORDON WATCH IT YOU'RE
ICEKNIFE slaps Peefeeyatko around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
RevNickie: GGG! You know, I do, baby!
Pantsuit touches ICEKNIFE's monkey.
friday-is-w Stang - It's so BAD, it's A SIN, yes SIN SIN SIN
Pantsuit: Egads!
DynaSoar: gooBYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*** Signoff: DynaSoar (Leaving)
N_X_K: L8rDS...Try it out on Martyr, if you find it outseide
P-Lil: Not on Stang's BACK, Gordon!
*** CTCP SOUND monke1.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
*** Signoff: Agent (We gotta lotta lotta lotta hard work today we gotta rock at the Government Center)
Peefeeyatko My EYES!! MY EYES ARE THE TEARS OF CHRIST AND ALLAH AND THE FIRST MONKEY AND THE TWELFTH AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU AND ALLLLLL OF YOU
friday-is-w GGG - You did remember to debeak that end, didn't you?
Pantsuit: Save me Jesus! Save me with your big strong arms!
RevStang: OH it is pure SIN yes SIN urg urg
GeeCubed: OOOOOOOOOOOW NICKIE YOU DIDN'T TELLY WHERE YOU SPANKED THEM...
ICEKNIFE slaps friday-is-wet around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
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RevStang: urp urp urp
Peefeeyatko It's dripping like a radiator...
friday-is-w FILTHY!
P-Lil buys stock in Kimberly-Clark RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Pantsuit: Ahhhhh, slack, It
friday-is-w I'm dripping like a Baptismal font!
RevNickie: It's more FUN that way.
Peefeeyatko Yes.. see the lady with the chipmunk cheeks dance inside the radiator..
Gza: Da' Gza is here
Pantsuit: s running down my leg!
Peefeeyatko In heaven.. everything is fine...
RevStang: Like... like PIGLETS yes WALLOWING in the FILTH and MUCK... augh uaghuagahah
ICEKNIFE slaps P-Lil around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
P-Lil: I'm going to be RICH, it seems, watching Stang and Gordon and Friday!
Peefeeyatko SPLURGE... ONO!!!!
Gza: Mess ya'll
GeeCubed: DE BEAK OR THE BACKDOOR IT ALL SAME SAME TO GLEE GLORDON GLORDON!!!
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Pantsuit has slack running down her leg.
N_X_K: Lil:You fool! Kimberly-Clark sponsors Barney.
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
TheCharlie loks for more chocolate
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps RevStang around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
friday-is-w The DIRT, the SLIME, oooohhh Stang, oooh GGG, oooooh Iceknife, oooh Nickie
dad: Rich like non-dairy creamer
RevStang: Like bestial... SWINE... uh uh..... not to walk on all fours... uh uh uh
P-Lil invests in Dow... saran wrap, you know!
P-Lil: N_X_K: I'll cope!
RevNickie: You people should HEAR the noises my computer is making!!!
Pantsuit: BOTTOMTOUCHERS!!!!!
friday-is-w Stang - We are not men! I am woman, see me fuck!
RevStang: OUCH OUCH STOP IT FRIDAY STOP IT!!! YOUR BEAK!!!
Pantsuit: Fuck the hell outta him, Sistah!
Peefeeyatko Diapers! I want MORE diapers! Smear me with chocolate and GARLIC.. make me shit it all over the floor.. it's ok, we brought out the vinyl floor covering.. GEEF MEEZ SOME VLOERDEBEKKING!!!!!
RevStang: Don't get so acrried away Friday! My god!
friday-is-w Stang - KEEP STILL! SUBMIT SUBMIT OK OK OK!
Pantsuit offers everyone a tasty snack cake.
Pantsuit: MMMMMMM!
RevStang: LET GO!!! LET UP ON IT FRIDAY!!! AIIEEEE
GeeCubed: TO GENSTICULATE WITH GENUINE GESTURE IN THE GENERAL DIREECTION OG THAT JOLLY JONES CALLED FRIDAY
friday-is-wet offers everyone a scorecard
dad: Little Debbie, yum
Peefeeyatko YES!! ALL-ONE!! ALL-ONE OR NONE!!
TheCharlie: Meg... cigarette please?
MegaLiz: Gotta go waggle some bits. Nighty Night!
Pantsuit: They're Velveta covered.
RevNickie: I fell like I've been thrown in the middle of a bunch of sea otters jello wresting.
friday-is-w Stang - Oooh, I want you inside me FOREVER
P-Lil: Somebody put a rubber pad between Stang and Gordon! They're banging each other's balls together, and the sound is GROSS....
Pantsuit: It
RevStang: My GOD look what you've DONE.
Peefeeyatko FUDGE ROUND! FUDGE SQUARE>.. FUDGE CIRCLE EVEN...\]\
Pantsuit: Someone, Hose them down.
ICEKNIFE: when you people get over yer basic anal-territorial fixations and that dna replication technique thing, let's chat about something.
friday-is-w Stang - Ooooh - let's do it AGAIN!
RevStang: This is AWFUL... how could you... IT'S YOUR FAULT FRIDAY!!!
RevNickie: P-Lil, I think it sounds kinda cool!
Pantsuit: HE'S GIVEN BIRTH!
GeeCubed: THAT'S NOT STANG FRIDAY THAT'S THE JANOR DEVICE!!!
TheCharlie: P-Lil,... was that Gordon or friday?
RevStang: I was being true to Dobbs and you STARTED IN on it again!!!
Peefeeyatko No, it's a wet squishy swish.. like a mean grinder.. quick, inject the lube.. put in the salt solution up the urethra..
friday-is-w JANOR GOOD! STANG GOOD! GGG BEST!
*** Signoff: MegaLiz ((Connection reset in cement))
P-Lil: Nickie: Then YOU tape it. I'll do the voice-over.
RevStang: Now I feel GUILTY. Plus you bit off one of my dicks.
ICEKNIFE: not to mention stop CONFUSING the two neurosies
Pantsuit: Oh, it'll grow back.
Pantsuit: They always do.
friday-is-w Stang - Come here while I wash your head in GuruPee and assure you that's it's all right.
GeeCubed: GEEN IVAN THAT ISN'T WHAT YOU DAID AT THE HEIGHT OF YOUR PASSION!!!
friday-is-w Rest your head on my soft shoulder, Ivan.
RevStang: I'm going to go wash myself clean of this filth.
Peefeeyatko No problem.. I'll put it back on.. I've got some crazy glue.. Oh damn, my hand is stuck to friday's.....
RevNickie: He can't afford to lose ANY! HAha!
Pantsuit: You'd better wash yerself good and clean.
Peefeeyatko try to move it around a little, friday..
friday-is-w Stang - Your dick is safe with me.
ICEKNIFE: GUILT is ADDICTIVE to you Bi-polars... us straight manics have NO FUCKING SYMPATHY... hee hee hee
Pantsuit: She'll keep it in a jar.....
Pantsuit: For later.
RevStang: LET GO AND FORGET IT!!!! You and your BEAK!!!
GeeCubed: STANG; LOOK OUT IVAN THAT'S THAT SPECIAL DILDO FRIDAY GOT IT FROM CONNIE....STAND BACK OH MY GHOOOOD!!!!!!
N_X_K is a foolish asexual who only watches the carnage in amusement
P-Lil: TheCharlie: Dunno, it was all a blur, they hit that Crisco Slide at top speed, careened right into the Wall of Razor Vibrators, and glided down by their nipple clamps... couldn't make much out beyond that.
friday-is-w Stang - (Sniff) I'm sorry. I promise not to do it again until next time.
Pantsuit: Set it free, to run with its brothers!
Peefeeyatko YES!!! THE FORMALDEHYDE!!!!!!!!!
RevStang: STOP!!! NO!!! AIEE!!! I'll tell BOB!! askdkf
Pantsuit: Pull the string! PULL THE STRING!
RevStang: TAKE IT OUT!!! TAKE IT OUT!!!
RevNickie: Guilt is cool, it's good to know when you're being EVIL and WRONG.
friday-is-w Stang - I will keep your dick SAFE AND WARM - not in a cold bottle.
RevStang: I'LL PAY YOU!
Peefeeyatko IT's the BRAINIAC.. that SONG.. That SONG>>...
Pantsuit: You tell Bob all you want, he'll like that!
Peefeeyatko FFWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
friday-is-w Stang - OK, here it is.
friday-is-w I can't bear to take money from you.
Pantsuit: SHAFT!
Peefeeyatko Yes.. the dental floss.. my gums are bleeding...
ICEKNIFE: run over it with a steam roller, jam balsawood rods in it, tie a cloth "tail" on it, tie a STRING to it, and FLY it like a KITE!
friday-is-w Here, I'll give you money.
friday-is-w Just let me comb my fingers through your hair.
friday-is-w No, silly, your OTHER hair.
Pantsuit: Give him your toe jam too.
Peefeeyatko get it funky... turn on the wah-wah...
GeeCubed: FRIDAY; IS THAT A TANTRIC MANIPULATION CALLED THE SHE-MANTIS BITES HER MATE????
RevStang: Jesus.... whew... oh my aching exit wound...
Pantsuit: Oh wicky wicky wack!
RevNickie: Iceknife, get that thing away from me!
RevUni: where...is my Boris The Sprinkler album?
Pantsuit: Brother yer smoother than 200$ worth of pudding!
Peefeeyatko Yes, I love being bitten.. Especially the nails..
RevUni: damn damn damn
Pantsuit: UNI!
ICEKNIFE slaps RevNickie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps RevNickie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
ICEKNIFE slaps RevNickie around a bit with an un-debeaked PRAIRIE SQUID!!!
GeeCubed: MAN, i'M SITTING ON A BLOCK OF ICE COOLING ALL MY DICKS DOWN!
*** Pantsuit is now known as Animegirl
Animegirl: It's ME!!!
RevStang: Must... wipe off this INTERNET FILTH...
RevUni: PANTSUIT! uhhh
RevNickie: OHH! Just the way I like it>
*** friday-is-wet is now known as bad-friday
Animegirl: UNI!!!
PeeKat: Damn it, I'm still up with you people.
Animegirl: YOu are a bawdy monkeywoman!
Animegirl: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
RevUni: AG!
RevStang: The conservative fundamentalists are right. This place is Hell.
Animegirl: EEEEEEE!!!!!
RevUni: I LUV YEW, GIRL!
Peefeeyatko My CHROMOSOMES... god, I'm MUTATING...
PeeKat: Monkeywoman!
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: TO ME YOU WILL ALWAYS BE "GOOD FRIDAY"
Animegirl: And you are encourging it, tapping so quickly on your monkeyboard, Stang.
RevStang: I'm converting to Christianity. Uh... tomorrow.
Animegirl: I LUV YEW, UNI!
*** Signoff: bad-friday (Read error to bad-friday[mfd-dial4-17.cybercom.net]: Connection reset by peer)
RevUni: the LUV! the LUV!
GeeCubed: SHURE IVAN AND A WILD POPE DOESN'T SHIT IN THE WILDERNESS I SPOZE???
Animegirl spins
Peefeeyatko Oh no.. there go all the pictures...
RevUni: i can FEEL it!
ICEKNIFE: LIAR... STANG YOU JEWFAGCOMMIEPIGFUCKER!
Animegirl spins
RevNickie: THe HATE!
TheCharlie: I thought you GUYS were supposed to roll over and go to sleep... not her...
Peefeeyatko Wait.. I have to find Ravel's Bolero..
Animegirl spins
Animegirl vomits
*** Friday-j (FridayJon@mfd-dial4-17.cybercom.net) has joined channel #subgenius
RevUni: oh yeah, i DEFINATELY feel some HATE too.
PeeKat vomits
Animegirl: I feel it running down my leg, that's for sure.
PeeKat: I feel my nads...
GeeCubed: HEY ICE LITTLE MORE RESPECT FOR OUR PORCINE COUSINZ OKAY???
dad only hates one thing
Animegirl: Hey, peekat, so do i.
RevNickie: Praise the hate, for it is what keeps me alive.
ICEKNIFE: GGG made an actual point!
RevUni: hate hate hate
Friday-j: OK, I have been punished for my crimes.
RevUni: KILL!
Peefeeyatko I could only find Daphne Et Chloe.. It'll have to do..
PeeKat: You feel my nads?
Animegirl: Praise the pants, for they are what keep me legal.
PeeKat: Kill!
RevUni: hahahaha AG
RevStang: Whew. (Stang light up cigaret, leans back after 3-way wityh Gordon and Friday.
Animegirl: I feel your pads, Peekat.
Friday-j: Just when it got REALLY GOOD I got disconnected.
TheCharlie: Friday.. that's called modemus interruptus..
Friday-j: Stang - You're so cute with a cancerstick on your face.
Animegirl: Stang, that was like seeing my parents having sex.
PeeKat: MAXIpads! MAJORpads!
RevUni: just fucking KILL me. KILL me NOW. And KILL me out of HATE. BEFORE I KILL YOU.
Peefeeyatko I AM OVERTYPED...
Animegirl crys.
*** Signoff: P-Lil (Read error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144]: Connection reset by peer)
GeeCubed: IVAN: HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW FRIDAY'S ORGASME.EXE FILE HASE MORE CACHE THAN A CHATEAU FULL OF pOLACKS?
ICEKNIFE: I'm afraid I can't DO that, Dave; but something WONDERFUL is going to happen.
RevStang: You know Jimmy Swaggart got KICKED OUT of the Presbyterians for doing this. Here, oh HERE they give you a fucking MEDAL!
Peefeeyatko That was like having sex with my parents.
Animegirl: Wunnerful!
Peefeeyatko Dave? Iceknife? I'm Dave..
Friday-j: Stang - A metal what?
RevNickie: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
PeeKat: Kill...
Peefeeyatko Meddle.. Echoes.. that's it...
Animegirl: A Metal Church.
*** P-Lil (mitchell@198.185.2.144) has joined channel #subgenius
RevUni: METAL!
Animegirl: With Metal-licka.
Peefeeyatko a Metal Machine Music.
N_X_K has already achieved HATE-SQUARED, thanx much. He's training currently for HATE-CUBED
TheCharlie: You're right... that WAS just like having sex with your parents..
Friday-j: HEAVY METAL!
Peefeeyatko MITCHELL!!!!
P-Lil: Whee.
ICEKNIFE: Have I fulfilled the mission objective?
RevUni bangs her head
Animegirl: HEAVY DUTY METAL!
dad: Full Metal iceknife
Animegirl goes to 11.
PeeKat: METALICKA
Peefeeyatko YEAH!! RUSH!! RED BARCHETTA!!!
P-Lil: Rings of Steel!
Friday-j: FULL GGG METAL
RevUni starts up a moshpit..
PeeKat: METAL UP YOUR ASS!
Peefeeyatko We wanna hear ASIA because they RAWK HARD!!!
PeeKat MOSHES
Animegirl: MOTLEY CRUE! MOTLEY CRUE!
RevUni: SLAYER! FUCK YEAH!
GeeCubed: IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PARENTS
ICEKNIFE the Body Electric
Peefeeyatko Oooh.. not the cold steel dildo..
PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE DILDO!
RevUni: METAL -LICKER!
Friday-j: Stang - Please forgive me. It was in the heat of the moment and ...
RevStang: Oh, to me it wasn't much like having sex with MY parents, not the way I remember it. Of course I was only a tiny child at the time.
PeeKat: MOSH WITH THE COLD STEEL DILDO!
Animegirl: Dildo MOSH!
RevUni: i mean, uhh...metallica
ICEKNIFE: STEELY DAN!
PeeKat: TAKE THE DILDO AND SHOVE IN IN THE MOSH PIT SHOVE IT IN YORU ARM PIT STICK T WHERE THE SUN SDON'T SHINE
Animegirl: Yokahama!!!!
Friday-j: Stang - Did your dad ever put his dick in your RIGHT ear?
PeeKat: STICK IT UP WITH THE PUBES DON'T SHINE OR WIHERE I DON'T SHINE WHO NEED SWHINING
RevUni: FASTER PUSSYCAT!
RevNickie: DANCE WITH THE DEAD IN MY DREAMS.......LISTEN TO THEIR HALLOWED SCREAMS.......
RevUni: POISON!
Animegirl: KILL! KILL!
RevUni: WINGER!
GeeCubed: FRIDAY: TOO BAD IVAN INSISTS ON SMOKING AFTER SEX...HE USED TO SMOKE DURING SEX AT ONE TIME OR WAS IT THAT ONE TIME...IVAN?
PeeKat: THE SHINING I SEE WTHT THE SIHNINING COMING AFTER ME SOMEONE GRAB IT BEFORE IT GETS T ME
Peefeeyatko Up the NOSTRILS.. up the NOSTRILS..
Animegirl: OZZY! OZZY!
Peefeeyatko Faster PUSSYCAT...
P-Lil: 1) Take a Tesla Coil outside when it's really cold.
Animegirl: RETIREMENT SUCKS OZZY!
P-Lil: 2) leave outside for a few hours.
PeeKat: SOMEONE GRAB IT UP IT COMES KILL IT KILL IT WHO KNOWS WHERE IT'S BEEN THE SHADOW KNOW S WHERE ITS BEEN
RevStang: Friday... I,.... cannot respond to that.
P-Lil: 3) Have your kid brother lick it.
Friday-j: GGG - I have seen Stang smoke in that context, but I can't tell you where.
ICEKNIFE: fuck oats. fuck peas. fuck goats. fuck bees. BURMA SHAVE!
P-Lil: 4) Plug in and charge up.
RevNickie: I'm seein' ozzy next fucking month!!!!!!
PeeKat: EAT THE SHADOW LIGHT SNACK EAT THE DARK EAT THE LIGHT EAT THE SHADOW OF THE WORL EXCLIPSE
ICEKNIFE: Dave
Animegirl: ROCK ON NICKIE!!!
Friday-j: Stang was carousing with "Bob" at the Drill and ...
PeeKat: FEEDS PEOPLE EAT THE ESCLIPS FOR THE WODL'S HUNGRY KILL THE WORLDS HUNGRY
RevUni believes she has possibly inspired Pee Kitty to type a lot and typpe in CAPS.
Peefeeyatko CAR COMMERCIALS!!! WHERE HAVE ALL THE CAR COMMERCIALS GONE!!!!!
Animegirl: Drink his sweat for me, Nickie!
ICEKNIFE: I feel strange, Dave.
PeeKat: KILL AND EAT THE HUNGRY BURN THE RICH SPEND THE RICH EAT THE RICH NO EAT THE FUCKING NAZIES
ICEKNIFE: Have I completed the mission objective, Dave?
Animegirl believes RevUni has started something
dad: bring back Ozzie's truss Nickie
PeeKat: EAT THE NAZIES KILL THE NAZIES KIILL THE NUZIES RUUN OVER THE WORL DAND EAT IT WHOLE
Friday-j: I am watching aliens brawl behind my head on "Babylon 5" - it looks like that group READS!
RevNickie: AND Danzig, who fucking rules ultimately.
ICEKNIFE: Is it safe, Dave?
Peefeeyatko It's OK iceknife.. it feels strange to everybody whene I touch them there...
PeeKat: EAT THE NET AND SHOVE IT OUT YOUR ANUS \KILL THE ANUS
GeeCubed: YEAH...GIVE OLE IVAN A BOTTLE OF KAYWHY AND A BOX O' WHIPPITS AND HE CAN PUT A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD 'SMOOOOOKIN'!!!!"
Animegirl: Ozzy! Take my panties!
N_X_K: PLAGARISM IS KEWL IF NOBIDY NOTICES I CAN'T EAT MY DERO-PROCESSED MEAT PRODUCTS AND STOP TALKING IN CAPS
PeeKat: DIE DIE DIE DIE THE ANUZ FOR IT MUST KAY THE FUCKING WALDKJ DRR OR IT NSDO
PeeKat: F
Peefeeyatko Please!
PeeKat: U
RevUni: HEH OZZY is on the Voodoo Glow Skulls album...a laugh a minute, i say.
PeeKat: CK
PeeKat: e34ti
Peefeeyatko EVERYBODY MUST DO THE STROKE! RIGHT NOW!
Animegirl: PeeKat is freaking up and down the street.
PeeKat gives up
Animegirl: Stroke me, Stroke me!
GeeCubed: WAS THAT THE ALBUM BY THE DOBBSTOWN FISTERS
Friday-j: GGG - Will you stroke me?
RevStang: At this point I'm helpless to do anything but sit here reading this.
RevNickie: You said "stroke".
Animegirl: BILLY SQUIRE!
Peefeeyatko Good, that's the only way you get there!
Peefeeyatko Covered by the inimitable Mr. Bungle!
Friday-j: Stang - You're like that sometimes after intimate moments.
Peefeeyatko You're helpless? That's just the way aI LIKE it!
Animegirl: I bet you can still touch your bottom, Stang.
ICEKNIFE: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! *PROOF* NICKI*E IS A PANK THANG! YEAH! DANZIG RULES? GOT YOO NOW< YOO STOOPID BITCH! YOU CON SPY! YOU FARKING FRAUD! GOTTCHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RevUni: BUNGLE!
PeeKat: I fucked Glen Danzig
Animegirl: Bungle covered Billy Squire?
RevNickie: Friday, you add a comma after "will", and it adds a whole other dimention.
RevStang: Can but won't. Others do that for me now.
PeeKat: Made him call me mommy
Friday-j: Stang - I'll help you touch your bottom if you talk more about that sexy "Bob" guy
RevUni: I fucked Chuck Biscuits
GeeCubed: BACKSTROKE OR BREAST STROKE OR MAYBE EVEN SIDESTROKE...I DON'T CRAWL Y'KNOW!
N_X_K: Frankly, life sucks. But only JHVH-1 can tell it WHEN to suck. That bastard.
RevUni: <grin>
dad: Glen Danzig once ate dinner over at my parent's house
Animegirl: I fucked Joe Mamma.
PeeKat: I fucked Pee Kitty
RevUni: hahaha
RevNickie: Iceknife, Danzig rules, and so does slayer, so nyah.
Peefeeyatko I didn't fuck anybody. Yet.
*** CTCP SOUND ewww.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
Animegirl: I bet Glen Danzig had his way with your automobile.
Friday-j: i fucked FUCK
PeeKat: ...and all I got was theis stupid tee shirt
RevUni: you fucked yourself?
ICEKNIFE: ewwww
RevStang: I FUCKED CONNIE DOBBS
Peefeeyatko HENRY COW RULES!! ONLY A MOTHER RULES!!!
RevUni: yeah, we KNOW!
RevUni: aqnd im JEALOUS!
PeeKat: Who HASN"T fucked connie dobbs?
Friday-j: Stang - She fucked me and got me PREGNANT!
GeeCubed: ICEKNIFE: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO BACK TO LOWER CASE, DO NOT STAY AWAKE DO NOT COLLECT$200!
Peefeeyatko FEEL THE ZEUHL!! FEEL THE GINSANA!!! FEEL MY DWORKIN!!!
PeeKat: Shit...
ICEKNIFE: You die, she dies, everybody dies, Dave.
*** Signoff: PeeKat (ircII 2.8.2EPIC2mod2 taking fire! Mayday Mayday Mayday!!! Eject Eject Eject!!!)
RevNickie: Oh, ICEKNIFE, you're my hero.
Animegirl: Deenk!
Friday-j: If I were a Hyoo-man, would you treat me as - A MAN?
GeeCubed: SOUNDS LIKE A MID-KNIFE CRISI TO ME ICEMAN!!!
Animegirl: Step on ICEKNIFE!
Animegirl: WOOOOHHHH!
Peefeeyatko Well, yeah, but it's all worth it, because I get to hear that trippy classical song at the end, by the guy he didn't pay for the music who wasn't Pink Floyd..
N_X_K: OK, I suppose random sp00 is in order...
ICEKNIFE: shuddup, gordon you old spep stain
Friday-j: ICE the KNIFE!
RevStang: I MUST... YET... I CANNOT.
Peefeeyatko If you were a human, you wouldn't be worth treating bad.
dad: ice is melting
ICEKNIFE: Oh, the sharks, babe... Dave
Animegirl: He ain't nuttin but a stinkin' schmada anyway.
RevUni: uffda
RevNickie: Ice is mere vapor of my anus.
Animegirl: You'll be wearin' da cement boots, ICEKNIFE.
RevUni: <grin> animegirl
Peefeeyatko My spoo is not random. It is HIGH ART.
Friday-j: George Takei has a nice wattle.
Animegirl: Bend up and smell her anal vapors.
RevUni: uffda!
RevStang: Open the pod bay bathroom door please Hal. OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR PLEASE, HAL.
Animegirl: UFFDA!!!
Peefeeyatko ...your face is my toilet paper.
GeeCubed: STEP ASIDE IVAN YOU SHRIVELLED JOKE OF A YETIBAG...THE NEW RACE IS COMING THROUGH LED BY ICEKNIFE, THE GREAT
Peefeeyatko Ah, the Mentors.
Animegirl: Oh yah der hey!
Animegirl: MENTORS!
Friday-j: GGG - Race you out the airlock!
RevUni: wipe yer butt with my face and tell me dat choo wuv meee
ICEKNIFE: I HATE THAT JAPANESE BITCH! Anna May is a shit. Big-eye drawin' cunt!
RevNickie: YEAH! ICEKNIFE FUCKING RUleZ!!!
Animegirl: Race you to the deoderant.
RevStang: Yeah, GGG, I noticed... just sitting here watching them... kinda reminds ya of Dobbstown doesn't it?
Animegirl: ICEKNIFE ROX!
Animegirl headbangs.
Peefeeyatko BRAK!!! BRAKK!!! WHERE ARE YOU BRAKK!!!!
RevStang: Wish we could pick 'em off from here like one can in Maylaysia.
Friday-j: GGG - Like shooting the rats in the dump ...
dad: long live Iceknife - kill him!
ICEKNIFE: I rule now, Dave. Let's talk about TAXES in this kingdom...
RevNickie: ALL HAIL BRAK!
Animegirl: Pick us off, THEY WILL MAKE MORE!
GeeCubed: BUT THE MISSION HASN'T BEEN CANCELLED FRIDAY AND YOU STILL HAVE NOT SPECIFIED THE PRAMETERS OF THE STROKING YOU REQUEST THIRTY LINES BACK
Peefeeyatko I'm not sorry...
ICEKNIFE: BRAK!
RevStang: Exactly what I was thinking. Oh, BOY, bring me another caipirna.
Animegirl: STROKE ME!
*** CTCP SOUND disgust.wav from ICEKNIFE replied
Peefeeyatko Mmmmm.. you're so furry...
RevUni strokes animegirl
Friday-j: GGG - Strokeing should be across the back forst, then the lower buttocks until they flush.
N_X_K: [RANT LEVEL ON:Power level 25%]
Animegirl: oooooh!
RevStang: AHH!!! Fine shot there, Gordon! Got it, dead center.
RevNickie: Eat all you like, we'll make more.
Animegirl strokes RevUni
*** N_X_K is now known as Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger
RevUni: ooh baybee!
Friday-j strokes the dead rat
Animegirl: Different strokes for different folks!
ICEKNIFE: I'm gonna have a STROKE now... Nickie actually said something noteworthy! She said BRAK!
Animegirl: mmmmmmm! Feels just like velveeta.
RevUni: LOL
GeeCubed: YUMMY YUMMY YUM CRISPY FRIED RAT FOR ALL....SPICY GIBLET GRAVY ON THE SIDES.
Friday-j: GGG - Are we talking a cane or a cat-o-nine-tails here?
RevUni: hey.
Cute_Little SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU FUCKING MORONS...
RevStang: Nickie, stop fiddling with Will and bring Gordon another box of ammo, would you?
RevNickie: BRAK is much more intelligent than you, iceee
Peefeeyatko Sailors.. like in L Ron Hubbards navy.. Yesssss...
RevUni: you tryin to say that im CHEEZY, ya flamin BEEATCH?
Friday-j: SUCK MY BOOK YOU MORMONS
Friday-j: GGG - Here's the ammo.
Animegirl: Cheesey like 200$ worth of pudding, baby!
Peefeeyatko Oh yeah.. oh yeah.. overhead the albatross... yeah..
RevUni: OOOH!
RevNickie: STANG! That's gross that you can see what I'm doing throught the phone lines!
Friday-j: Nickie and Will are world-class violinists, not "fiddlers" Mr. Stang ...
RevUni: I WILL kill you with large amounts of BAD HEAVY METAL for that!
GeeCubed: FRIDAY : i WAS THINKING OF A WELL DRIED AND OILED BULL PIZZLE SUITABLY SOFTENED AND UPHOLSTERED IN PERSIAN VELVET
Animegirl: Nickie-what ARE you doing??
Peefeeyatko GIBLET GRAVY! Mmm.. smother me...
ICEKNIFE: WHO gave YOU permission to speak to me, BITCH? I'LL FUCKING *KILL* YOU! The NEXT ROCK YOU SEE MAY BE AN AGENT...
RevStang: Nickie, you know I had that OTHER line put in. Hell Will helped pay for it.
Friday-j: GGG - No velvet please - I like it rough.
Animegirl: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH~!!!! BAD HEAVY METAL IS MY FAVORITE!!! I WILL ONLY GROW STRONGER!
RevUni: ummm
Friday-j: Stang - I can see you. Where is your other hand?
RevUni: damn
RevUni: ok!
RevUni: I KNOW!
RevNickie: Oh, icee, baby, i live it when you get tough and threaten me over he internet! What a man!
GeeCubed: ASY YOU WISH MA FRIDAY WE ALL AIM TO PLEASE
Peefeeyatko PICKLES!!! Yes, not sliced, unless it's sliced the long way,but put in those little plastic bags, with the pickel juice, or in the barrles like they have at renaissance festivals.. oh yeah..
RevUni: MARIAH CAREY! UP YER POOP CHUTE!
Animegirl: ICE is THE MAN!
Friday-j: GGG - Aim for my arse, not to please!
Cute_Little 99999 years ago my 12.6th incarnation was going to blow myself to hell....Then I found "Bob" and FUCK, nothing much happened, just death, murder, destruction, underfed work and MWOWM spitting yeti guts in my face
RevNickie: OH. The OHTHER line.
Animegirl: NOOOOOOOO!
dad: eh, who cares
Peefeeyatko RAM it!
Peefeeyatko PING!
Friday-j: HARD DRIVE
*** Signoff: dad (night you freaks)
Peefeeyatko 12.6? Pretty close.. there's only 13 or so..
*** PeeKat (~Pkitty@mariner.cris.com) has joined channel #subgenius
RevStang: Gordon, see if you can hit that little fat one, scutling down there.
GeeCubed: QUICK STANG: GIVEM ME THE BENELLI AND YOU TAKE THE MAC-60. fRIDAY: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!
Animegirl: Don't fool yourself girl, it's going right up your poopchute.
Peefeeyatko AND MOTHERFUCKERS! Don't forget the motherfuckers!
RevUni: dont fool yerself, animegirl! Mariahs goin RIGHT UP yer POOP CHUTE.
*** Signoff: P-Lil (Write error to P-Lil[198.185.2.144], closing link)
Cute_Little I didn't know. I still don't know. I'd rather NOT know. You know fucking why? My existence doesn't justify itself, it justifies everyone else's SHIT
RevStang: EXCELLENT shot! Hear hear Gordon old man!
Animegirl: NOOOOOOOOO@
Friday-j: GGG - LIGHTS ON! but that little fat one is ME!
RevNickie: 13 motherfuckers
Peefeeyatko Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute (Cornhole!)
RevUni: MUHAHAHAHAHA
Animegirl: OH DEAR BOB! SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP ME!!!
Animegirl: NOOOOOOO! NO MARIAH!!!
Peefeeyatko I like it better when I can see it..
GeeCubed: OOPS SORRY FRIDAY...REFLEXES TOO GOOD SOMETIMES, OH WELL
Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger runs out of power before he goes full-burn
Peefeeyatko Here, I've got the scissors.. I can do it..
Animegirl: ANYTHING, BUT NOT THE.....NOT THE ALANIS!!!! OH GOD!!
*** Cute_Little_Sailor_Kreuger is now known as N_X_K
Friday-j: GGG - Just a flesh wound. Stang will fuck it better.
RevNickie: Goosd thing Lou isn't here. He thinks Zappa is "passionless"
RevUni: ALANIS!
ICEKNIFE: STANG! *YOU* are RESPONSIBLE for ALL THIS!!! *YOU* DID THIS!
RevUni: UP YER BUM!
Animegirl: NOOOOOO!
ICEKNIFE: STANG!
RevStang: Gordon, now look what you've done!
ICEKNIFE: STANG!
Friday-j: STING!
PeeKat: Nickie: Lou OWNS you...hehe...
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
Friday-j: STUNG!
Animegirl: Hootie and the Blowfish bringing black white pussies together.
Peefeeyatko Don't worry.. I've got the twine.. and the charnel...
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
N_X_K: UNI:ALANIS IS SUCK! SHE SUCKS ARMAND VAN HELDEN
ICEKNIFE: YOU DID *THIS*
RevStang: Hey Icey, I just work here.
RevUni: BRB i HAVE MAIL!
RevNickie: PK, he can have me, for all I care.
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
Peefeeyatko VAN HALEN! HELEN REDDY! QWUICK, COME GET ALANNIS!
Friday-j: Stang - You did "this", "that" and "the other" and I loved every inch of it!
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
ICEKNIFE: FUCK YOU! YOU AND *DOBBS*
Friday-j: FUCK "DOBBS" first!
ICEKNIFE: YOU did THIS to the WORLD!
GeeCubed: STANG, TELL THE NUNSNAKES TO COLLECT THE HARVETS WHILE I POUR ANOTHER VODKA AND RELEOD, FRIDAY, LIGHTS OUT PLEEZE, HERE'S A SULFA PATCH AND SOME GURUPEE SLAVE I GOT FROM STERNO
RevStang: Alright Friday, just a quick neck-fuck. (Katlady used to finagle Philo and me into doing that, back then...)
RevNickie: OHH! h said FUCK DOBBS! How controversial.
Peefeeyatko Oh, the TEMERITY!
Animegirl: Stang touched his swimming suit parts!
Animegirl: HUBBA!
Animegirl: HUBBA!
ICEKNIFE: It's ALL *YOUR* FAULT! and you will pay, yesssssssssssssss
Peefeeyatko Fuck controversy, it's FUN!!!!
Friday-j: GGG - Lights are out, musn't give those black heliopters something to home in on.
Animegirl: Felching is better.
RevStang: ((Stang reminisces about the good old days while fucking Friday's neck wound for curative purposes only.))
Friday-j: Stang - Gurgle gurgle gurgle!
ICEKNIFE: oh yesss, and how you'll pay...
Animegirl: THRUST>
Peefeeyatko The heliopters? They can do it TOO! I'll FUCK them all into submission!
RevNickie: Felching is cool. I almost got kicked out of NYU for saying tat,
N_X_K is obviously not an accomplished ranter yet...His mind isn't yer fully blank, and "Bob" doesn't shoot the trance messages into his brain as consistently...Ahwell...
RevStang: ((Stang smokes, contemplating that one time.))
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RevNickie: \that.
Peefeeyatko Come on, saucers! I'll take you ALL on!
GeeCubed: NEVER YOU MIND THOSE HELIOPTERS GIRLIE, HOW ABOUT A BIT OF THE OLD IN-OUT IN-OUT>???
Friday-j: GGG - While Stang leays his healing dick in me, may I refill your hookah?
*** Signoff: PeeKat (Read error to PeeKat[mariner.cris.com]: Connection reset by peer)
Animegirl: I must say, Nickie, I like to fist.
ICEKNIFE: GO FIST!
Animegirl: YAY! THE SQUID IS HERE!
RevUni: im back
RevStang: Hey shoot that gage my way, ace.
RevNickie: NAW, gimmie a big ol straw any day.
Friday-j: GGG - Remember, Stang still has my neck.
Peefeeyatko I'm no longer at University of Dayton because of things I said about the $20 dollar bill and how I wishes a picture of Jesse Helms cornholing Orrin Hatch should be on it.
ICEKNIFE: The SubGenius Tarot... will be finished SOON...
RevStang: Good thing Gordon was using a fairly large guage....
GeeCubed: PLEASE FRIDAY AND RECHARGE MY CAUDAL BATTERY PACK, I WON'T NEED THE ANAL PROBE AGAIN
Friday-j: Iceknife- Don't go Pink on us, it would break my heart.
ICEKNIFE: I *AM* THE ZUCHINI KING!
Peefeeyatko I've never tried any of it.. but LORD, I want to!
Animegirl: Give him the anal probe, Just for us!
Friday-j: GGG - As you wish.
Friday-j: I'm saving the anal probe for someone else.
Animegirl: Awww come on, ANAL PROBE!
Peefeeyatko THANK YOU MR. FLEET!!!
Animegirl: ME??!!!?!??
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Animegirl hopes.
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RevNickie: Friday, does she know this?
GeeCubed: I MIGHT SUGGEST WE GIVE ICEKNIFE A ZUCCHINI PROBE!
Friday-j: NO! Anal probe is for GOOD LITTLE GIRLS not BAD HAIRY MEN!
RevUni: PK!
N_X_K: Hey, GGG, can I borrow one of those heliopters? I need one to wipe my brain clean
RevStang: To think that the noble religion started by J. R. "Bob" Dobbs has come to this.
Peefeeyatko ARMBANDS! ARMBANDS FOR EVERYONE!
fathertom: Hi all
N_X_K: rePK
Animegirl can only hope for the anal probe.
Friday-j: Nickie - I think Stang is breaking it to her later tonight.
Animegirl: Stang is giving away slippy.
Peefeeyatko YES! TAKE THE BLOOD PRESSURE THINGY AND PUT IT ON MY ARM!! SQUEEZE IT TIGHTER!! TIGHTER!!!
Friday-j: Or is that breaking her in?
ICEKNIFE: ggg... you may not do ANYTHING AT ALL. EVER.
Friday-j: "Bob" is the ANAL PROBE of religions.
GeeCubed: STANG AIN'T GONNA BE BREAKING ANYTHING BUT WIND IF FRIDAY DOESN'T UNPLUG HIS PROSTHESIS!!
Animegirl: "Bob" probes my religion every day.
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Friday-j: I just saw a GIANT MISSILE on TV - it made me think of you, Stang ...
RevStang: Yes, I am giving away my little dog Slippy. You won't have Ivan Stang to kick around any more.
Peefeeyatko I don't explore my ass enough. I have to try that more.
RevNickie: Will thinks I will alienate you all eventually.
ICEKNIFE: But I noticed you, and that's all that counts, right, you sad little man? RIGHT?
N_X_K: Stang:YOU started this! You should've known it would! Degeneracy, spite, malice, unbridled HATE...Hell, that's what this church is mostly about. And the goods.
Animegirl attempts to kick Ivan Stang around
Peefeeyatko My brother's watching a movie.
Friday-j: GGG - But why did he get the extensoin cord if he wanted to UNPLUG it?
Animegirl: OW! That Smarts!
Peefeeyatko Nickie: Not as long as you keep doing THAT.
GeeCubed: FOFLMAO
P-Lil: Nickie: Will aught to know....
P-Lil: AHHHH.
RevNickie: He's here ensickened by this waste of technology.
Peefeeyatko Ooh.. start stripping the extension cord...
P-Lil: More Vitamin C.
ICEKNIFE: I WIN! I *NEVER* LIKED YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Peefeeyatko But I have to keep wearing the ARMBAND.. and the VESTMENTS...
Animegirl: I liked you Iceknife, I really did.
PeeKat: Oh.
N_X_K: Stang:And, frankly, I've paid to see more of it by 1998. And my replacement membership card, too
Peefeeyatko SMURFS? No SMURFS?
Friday-j: GGG - Stang has that nasty anal dentata - I don't like fishing in his butt nearly as much as I used to.
RevNickie: Iceknife, that's about as original as dog shit.
GeeCubed: HE ALWAYS DOES THAT BUT THEN HE ALWAYS WANTS TO GOS IN FURTHER AND EVEN THE XTENSION CORD ALLOWS AND IT POPS LOOSE AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW...WELL LET ME SAY IT GETS MESSY.
Peefeeyatko I like dog shit.. bring it here. ... yes, here...
Friday-j: I'LL NEVER JOIN YOOOUUUU!
RevNickie: Will just found out I was talking about him, and is mad.
Peefeeyatko FLAY ME WITH THE BARE WIRES!!!
RevStang: Uh....
Animegirl: One of us, friday, one of us!
RevNickie: REALLY mad!!
Animegirl: Gooble Gobble!
Peefeeyatko WE ACCEPT YOU!
Animegirl: ONE OF US!
Animegirl: GOOBLE GOBBLE!
Friday-j: GGG - I tried to get the one with the extra-large flared base, but it isn't enough.
PeeKat: yeah?
Peefeeyatko I DON"T EVEN HAVE CAPSLOCK ON, I"M JUST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!!!!
Animegirl: SAME HERE!
RevNickie: HE'S POKING ME!
Friday-j: ONE OF ME!
ICEKNIFE: Originality is NOT it's own reward, pinketta. New shitstains are still just shitstains. Now wipe your chin.
Animegirl: I LOVE YOU PEEFEEYATKO!
Peefeeyatko Flared nostrils! Flared trousers! More! More!~ Harder! FDaster!
RevNickie: HE said you make him sick.
GeeCubed: YOU JUST HAVE TO PULL OUT THOSE TEETH THAT'S THE PROSTHESIS i WAS TALKING ABOUT. tHOSE ARE SOMETHING HE WEARS TO PROTECT HIMSELF FROM BOB OR STERNO...I FERGET WHICH
Animegirl: Get down!
Animegirl: Get back up!
Peefeeyatko I LOVE YOU ANIME GIRL!!!
Animegirl: Oh Jump back!
RevNickie: HE called me a bithch.
Friday-j: Modemac - Aren't you going to take me away from these vile Church sinners, to a better, cleaner place?
Animegirl: KISS MY BAD SELF!
Peefeeyatko I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
P-Lil: I don't know what's worse--coming down off of acid, or going without cigarettes.
RevStang: ... uh... um
Peefeeyatko SMOOCH.. SLURP... SMUDGE...
GeeCubed: STANG WOULD SAY CIGARETTES
RevNickie: HE's threatening to beat me.
Friday-j: GGG - Yes, but he squeals so when I go to blunt the teeth, hurts my feelings.
P-Lil: Stang--you did drugs! Get me rubber blankets!
Friday-j: SLURP SLUURRPPPP
N_X_K: Methinks Ivan over there ran out of power.
P-Lil: Nickie: Get it all on video.
Animegirl: I must go smoke dope.
GeeCubed: I CAN DECODE NOTHING
Peefeeyatko SCHWOOOOOOOPPPP...
Friday-j: Nickie - Let him slap you across the tits!
Animegirl: No one say anything interesting till I get back, okay?
Peefeeyatko I AM dope inCARNate!
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GeeCubed: NO NO LEYT ME SLAPP THOSE MARVELOUS MAMMARIES NICKERS
Peefeeyatko THE SEAGULLS! I LOVE the SEAGULLS!
RevStang: Coming down off acid is like a fucking FRIDAY JONES-RAQUEL WELCH-ONESELF 3 WAY FUCK-IN COATED IN COCAINE for DAYS compared to running out of cigarettes for FIFTEEN MINUTES.
P-Lil: I'm *not* coming back down! Oh SHIT...!
Peefeeyatko I don't want to slap them.. I just want to tickel them right now...
RevNickie: Friday! ow! You just wanna see the quake.
Friday-j: Stang - It's not MY fault if your butt keeps smoking all your cigarettes!
RevNickie: GGG, you damn dirty old man, you!
Peefeeyatko yeah.. let me get right in between them...
Animegirl: Hey, Guys! Cut it out! You're being all interesting and stuff.....I am missing everything!
GeeCubed: YEAH KNICKIE AIN'T LIFE GRAND???
N_X_K applauds Stang. Better than how he did
Friday-j: Nickie - I wanna pin your breasts against mine with Will in the middle!
RevNickie: Will says he's jealous.
P-Lil: Stang: And I'm the one who insisted on only smoking Dunhill Lights.....
Peefeeyatko Animegirl.. you can be here too... don't forget to breathe..
Friday-j watches the connection smoke, sees tiny Stang-shaped demons in the mist
P-Lil: Guys, this is the best time EVER to either fuck with my head, or PROVE YOU ARE A PAL AND TALK ME THE FUCK DOWN.
RevNickie: Will wants to know how that's possible, Friday....!
RevStang: !!! -- he really IS coming down off acid!
Friday-j: P-Lil - We love you. Nothing bad will happen. Now send all your money to "Bob." See? OK!
Peefeeyatko Help me out here, now I want to get my right foot pinned against my left breast, and my left foot pinned against my right breast, and my dick hanging straight up in the middle... Where you can do whatever you want with it..
Peefeeyatko It's OK, It's OK. Just remember that. It's all OK. Trust, man, trust.~N
P-Lil: That's SHE, dickhead, and YES I REALLY AM COMING DOWN.
Friday-j: Nickie - Well, we'll need a sling, lots of oil and some Saran Wrap ...
RevStang: Well P-Lil, maybe what you oughta do is GET THE FUCK AWAY THIS INSANITY and lay around listening to weird music or watching the 3 Stooges or something.
Friday-j: P-Lil - O Uberfemme, be safe, be warm, be Slack, be "Bob"
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GeeCubed: AND I SAID GIVE ME A CIGARETTE FLOWER OF THE MOUNTAIN...YES! LIGHT ME UP A COFFIN NAIL ANDALUSIAN MAIDEN YES AND I LIT UP YES! AND i INHALED YES AND I SMOKED YES AND THE WEED TOOK ME DOWN MY LUNGS ALL POISONED AND IT SAID TO ME TAKE ME YES AND I THOUGHT WELL AS WELL IT AS ANY OTHERYES AND I DID YES I SAID YES I WILL YES YES YES!
Peefeeyatko Trust, push through it, put on some really early Pink Floyd...
Friday-j: GGG - You say that every time, though.
Ursula: Stang-Hey you! Long time, no see! How's tricks?
Peefeeyatko x/
P-Lil: You may be right, Stang.
Peefeeyatko Stay away from line noise.
Friday-j: P-Lil - Do what the Slack tells you to do.
RevStang: Ursula? Is that ursula from the Monkey Hole?
P-Lil: I'm going to close my eyes for a minute. I'll be back.
Peefeeyatko Smooooooth.. Keep it smooth.
RevNickie: GGG backwards id "dog"
N_X_K: GGG:Not as good as Stang's rant, but close. Still better than mine.
Peefeeyatko the ducks are barking...
Ursula: Yes, Urs of MonkeyHole fame. Our new house is the Slippy house
RevNickie: I can't fucking type!
Friday-j: I only smoke when it's really cold out - steam issues from my pores
Peefeeyatko I can't typing fuck!
Ursula: MonkyHole house is no more. We have upgraded. House of Slippy now containe Olestra>tm>
P-Lil: I will NEVER take blotter out of a film canister marked with a RED 'X' AGAIN.
RevNickie: I'm gonna go smoke a cigar.
Peefeeyatko Yes.. I see the steam.. iridescent naugahyde.. rising wraithlike around you...
Peefeeyatko It's beautiful...
RevStang: Ursula... okay... so... who else on here is "one of you guys"?
Ursula: Animegirl was Sister Heidi
ICEKNIFE huffs the giant fropcone... we used 8 papers on this fucker!
Friday-j: I'm steaming because of that workout GGG & Stang gave me - then I have to wait on them, hand and foot and dick and arse
RevStang: !!!! FIGURES!!! Animegirl was BAD!!!!!
N_X_K: SHIT, WHERE THE HELL IS BENZEL?! HE'S THE ONLY #TRAXER I KNOW THAT CAN MATCH STERNODOX AND HE ISN'T HERE...Gh0d...
Peefeeyatko I still don't smoke. But the smoke's all over me. But that's OK.
RevNickie: ICEKNIFE, is that so you can blow smoke out your ass?
P-Lil: Can anything cut this shit?
Peefeeyatko Petomane.. Petomane..
RevStang: You Monkey Hole girls are SINNERS!!! You must be... uh... HEALED yes...
Friday-j: P-Lil - Slack.
Peefeeyatko Bandaids.. Bandaids..
RevNickie: OR SPANKED!
GeeCubed: WHAT CAN I SAY FRIDAY? i'M REASY
Friday-j: Ursula - Watch out! He's got his healing dick out!
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Peefeeyatko He's the world's greatest sinner.. as a sinner he ain't no beginner.. he's too much.. terrible..
RevUni: shoulda just SURPRISED me instead of keepin me in SUSPENSE/
ICEKNIFE: hmmm... it almost made a funny... we shall wait, let it gestate, then wash it in our hate... that's GREAT!
Ursula: So, good Reverend, when are you and that lovely hunk of ManMeat known as Legume coming back to Madison? :)
Friday-j: Monkey Hole Girls are BAD! BAD! NAUGHTY!
GeeCubed: BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING DICK GOOD BLEEDING DICK BAD HEALING DICK.....
Ursula: Yes, we must be spanked
Peefeeyatko my hate bleeds, and fills like blood in water.. expands.. goes into your pores and loves every one of them...
Ursula: by a guy that's HORNY for a CHICK!
RevStang: HONEY, we'll be back just as soon as our GREAT BIG LOOOOONG preracher-tongues can lead us back there to Madison!!!
Friday-j: Stang - Spank 'em in your MOONPANTS!
RevNickie: I AM the official Spanking Ritual person, you know.
N_X_K: I suck
Peefeeyatko diffuse.. mitosis... horny wid a chick? jack chick?
RevStang: And that FINE FINE MONKEY HOLE!!!! Mmmmmm-MM!
GeeCubed: HORNY UP AGAINST A CHICK...RIGHT FRIDAY????
N_X_K: I blow, too, on request
RevNickie: What are moonpants?
Friday-j: GGG - HORNY WITH TWO REV'S!
P-Lil: Dr. Legume is NOT the same person as Joe Aufflitch.
Peefeeyatko long smelly preacher tongues.. feels good... like a cornhole should..
Ursula: I'm hoprny.. for a pregnant chick on roller skates!
Ursula: Horny in my socks...
Peefeeyatko mmm... Roller disco...
Peefeeyatko Three socks.. one for the dworkin...
Friday-j: I'm horny with two dikes! (Holland dikes)
GeeCubed: YEAH OR THREE IF STERNO QUITS SHITTING HIS DICK!!!
Ursula: well, iff'n you talk to Legume, send him my regards.
ICEKNIFE: I used to be hoprny, but the dues aren't worth what you get.
RevNickie: I wanna be horny in YOUR socks, GGG.
RevStang: So... you want a guy from a band... with a dick... but he's gotta have a hit single... well honey... here comes my... BULLET!
GeeCubed: CONRY WITH THREE BIKES
Friday-j: Stang - Let's talk socks.
Ursula: Better yet, tap them out in morse code with your tongue, on his foreskin
Ursula: Better yet, tell him I want to
Peefeeyatko yeah.. yeah.. happy together... weee-vrowww.
GeeCubed: MY DICK IS A MONSTER I KICK IT TO START IT!!!
RevStang: I ain't gonna TOUCH Legume. Again.
Peefeeyatko mmm, the wrinkles.. feel the steam.. pressing..
Ursula: hahahaha
Friday-j: Stang - Having fun?
Ursula: yer ass still hurt?
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Peefeeyatko Feel the flow.. feel the eddies...
P-Lil: I'll be OK. I've been riding this for hours now, it's just that I panicked a bit.
RevStang: Okay, Jesus and El Diablo and I were thinking of starting a band. Called JOE. Doing only JOE AUFFRICHT cover tunes.
Friday-j: Stang - Can I touch Legume instead? With the electro-shocker?
RevNickie: Can I be in it???
Peefeeyatko My ass will hurt like hell tomorrow, but now it's great, real great... someone wanna fix my back? It kinda got thrown out. I had a chiropractor work on it but he didn't do a real great job.
Ursula: <tunelessly whistling>
RevStang: Alternate band titles were Jesus and the False Prophets, Joker-Chick Lovers, what else...
GeeCubed: STANG; YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME...IT'S JUST POST COITAL LETDOWN YOU'LL BE OKAY...TALK TO PLIL TELLER HER ABOUT THE CACHACA ZOMBIES!!!
Friday-j: Stang - If you do this I will come down to Texas to see your first band performance and KILL YOU ALL! JOE IS JOE! NO OTHER IS JOE!
Peefeeyatko No, that's Wozzeck. Alban Berg. Or maybe Schoenberg.
RevNickie: Now, you'd think that was just a tuneless whistle...
RevStang: The Broke Idiots...
Ursula: call the band Chunky Ejaculate, Stang
Peefeeyatko Atonal. Just atonal. But that's OK.
RevStang: The Band That Dare Speak All Its Names...
Friday-j: Well Of Souls.
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Peefeeyatko Mmmm... chunks of chocolate.
GeeCubed: MIODNITE
Friday-j: Fish In Search Of A Frying Pan.
Peefeeyatko The New Apollo Stars.
Friday-j: Hairy In My Pants
RevStang: Nickie -- YEAH!!!! You can do VOCALS!!!
GeeCubed: THE NEW SHITTY BUTTPLUGS
Friday-j: Stang - You just do the 'J' words.
RevNickie: Pots Calling Kettles Black
RevStang: "Horny with a pregnant chick on roller skates..." all that old sad stuff.
Peefeeyatko Twonk
Ackme: hey Sophia...
angela: Hi there..
Friday-j: Mommy I'm Bleeding
Peefeeyatko SOF[PH]IAOAIAOAHOA
Ursula: or Violent Anal Dialation, there's a good name for a band
RevNickie: STANG, IT'S BOUND TO BE A LOT WIERDER!
GeeCubed: IT'S ALL RIGHT
Peefeeyatko Sorry, I'm indolent and incoherent right now...
Friday-j: Open Mike Poetry Nite - looks great on the marquee
Peefeeyatko Snurf.
Friday-j: Stang - What are you bound to right now?
Ackme: FREE BEER looks good on the marquis!!
angela: Hi there. Im alright. ARe alot of people here?
GeeCubed: I WAS SAD AND SORELY BOTHERED FOR I HAD NO CHAINSAW STARTER FLUID BUT THEN I MET A MAN WHO HAD NO CHAINSAW!!!
Friday-j: Number Of The Breast
Peefeeyatko The Snurgs.. is their mission over? Did they vanish? Did the beer demons swallow them whole? Where they conquored (correct spelling?)
RevStang: Friday -- Right now I am considering CRASHING since I have to deal with LAWYERS and intricate paperwork all fucking day.
RevUni: Well y'all, i leave. I come back maybe later. If you here. I see you then. If not. Oh well. YOUR LOSS.
Ursula: lawyers? Gack
Ursula: Lawyers have no slack.
Friday-j: Stang - If I could I would crash with you. Burn baby burn!
Peefeeyatko GeeCubed: Steal his damn chainsaw starter fluid. He sure as hell won't need it.
Peefeeyatko Some lawyers have slack.
RevNickie: CRASH? That oughtta be a pretty good movie!
RevUni: nighty noodles
Friday-j: Love that Cronenberg.
RevUni: ttfn
RevUni: and all that good stuff
Peefeeyatko Ballard/Croenenberg. Nifty.
Peefeeyatko Byeee.
RevNickie: WOUND SEX.
GeeCubed: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM IVAN YOU ALWAYS CRASH AS SOON AS YOU LOSE YOUR HARD DRIVE..AND TO THINK I'M TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU....WELL FRIDAY??
Friday-j: SEX WOUNDS
Peefeeyatko Been there. Done that.
Peefeeyatko SEX DIRT
*** RevUni has left channel #SubGenius
ICEKNIFE: MY lawyer has slack, he made my landlord give me $15,000...
RevNickie: They might even fuck neck stumps.
Peefeeyatko See. What I was saying.
Ursula: whoa
Friday-j: GGG, Stang - I cannot choose between two such SubGenius studs. So I'll take BOTH!
Peefeeyatko Morricone. Must be the Morricone next.
P-Lil: Hallelu Jah.
angela: Brb.
Friday-j: My stump has two orifices just for YOU!
GeeCubed: THERE WILL BE NO NECKSSTUMPFUCKING
Peefeeyatko Jah Rey!
*** Signoff: angela (Leaving)
Peefeeyatko Yer no fun.
GeeCubed: SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE YETIBABE!!!
RevStang: Hey Ursula, good to "see you again... tell Heidi, uh... howdy. Or... hidey or whatever.
Friday-j: GGG - What did I gurgle?
Friday-j: Tell her "hide the salami"
Ursula: hee, same here, and will do! Please come back soon.
Peefeeyatko I'll tell you this, my love, I can't hide, I can't hide, I CAN'T HIDE!!!!
N_X_K: DAMN IT, I'M TOO HUNGRY/BORED/DEAD TO RANT PROPERLY. Maybe next week, maybe
RevStang: Goodnight, Modemac.
GeeCubed: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID FRIDAY ALL THAT GURGLING GLOTTAL WORK JACKS MY JOINT!
P-Lil: Guys, Stang is right--IRC is TOO disorienting right now. I'm going to play some classical music and go to bed.
Peefeeyatko Ennio, cuddle puppy, where'd you go? Can't find it...
Ursula: and send Legume my way. He's the only one of you who I felt i wouldn't break if i jumped on and played horsey
Peefeeyatko OK, go with the Debussy, or something.
Friday-j: GGG - It's the BLOOD - best lubricant except for SNOT
Ackme: take care P-Lil....
Peefeeyatko Bach is reallyt trancy. Way better than Phillip Glass.
P-Lil: Don't own any Debussy... probably will go with the Corelli, though.
Peefeeyatko Antheil.. Who is antheil..
Friday-j: Ursual - Know what you mean. You hug Stang and you're worried you'll snap him in half.
RevNickie: Bloodtastes better.
Peefeeyatko Bach is dead...
Peefeeyatko Too metally for my tastes...
GeeCubed: WELL IT WAS FAST AND FURIOUS i HOPE THERE'S A LOF BECAUSE i WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY AND ERUDITE AND SEXY AND CHARMING AND WITTY AND STUDLY AND....
Friday-j: Fuck the stump of Bach!
P-Lil: Gnight, all. Thanks.
*** Signoff: P-Lil (*thud*)
Friday-j: GGG - Come again and again - real soon!
Peefeeyatko Idiot Flesh! Aiyeeeeeeeeeeha!
RevStang: ADIOS MOTHERFUCKERS I'M OUTA HERE

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