Hour of Slack #1382 - The Wit & Wisdom of Yahoo News Commenters (Live 9-7-12)


We try to avoid Pink human politics, but we'd be remiss not to stink it up at election time. After some good music by Andrew the Impaled, The Evolution Control Committee, and Tommy Amoeba's new band Amoeba Knievel (plus some fine old and new collages, mostly by LeMur), the live part starts. Lonesome Cowboy Dave calls in to the station, and then he, Wei and Rev. Stang read through a selection of "LIBTARD AND OBUMMER HATERS," all enacted word-for-word from actual -- and, sadly, extremely typical -- comments culled from the ends of Yahoo News articles. We understand that the Libtards aren't angels. But they also aren't as eager to share their grammatical expertise with the world as the Romneyites, especially following the infamous "47 %" blurtings. Music by The Slot Rods and an old timey Stang rant help wash out the filth afterwards.

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1 LeMur: HOS Intro #860 - "Bob"spiracy 01:15

2 LeMur: PR Gnus #1560 00:34

3 Creds with YodelinCowboy 00:46

4 Andrew the Impaled - Low Standards  03:38

5 The Evolution Control Committee (15X-Day) - Pork Chops 01:04

6 Modemac: hosdrive 00:21

7 If I can't Whup It (1980 devival clip) 00:47

8 08-Death of T-Rex+ 04:09

9 Live at WCSB 9-7-12 with Stang, Dave, Wei 42:19

Credits, URLS of bands - Dave and his Toilet Paper Tube Voice FX Box and Kaleidoscope - Intro to 1-sided, biased show: Yahoo News Comments - When you don't vote, you're voting twice for somebody who wants you dead - No Democrat has ever worked - divisive haters vs. divisive haters - those who don't work so they can post to Yahoo - trying to be sadist instead of masochist like normal - limited number of Idiot Voices - He called PR Gnus "Big Bird"! - READINGS FROM YAHOO COMMENTS - We Elite Grammar Nazis - Navaho Code Talker needed - The Demoncraps - The Race Card - Free Loaters, Loot Holes, Raw Models - Is "Moooooshelle" really fat? - Some Demoncraps ARE bad - The Debates: Rumpled Obama on dope vs. RoboRomney on speed - "THEN" not "THAN" - MUCH MORE COMMENTS READINGS - Funny Internet Political Cartoons and YouTubes - Bad Lip Reading - Putting words in peoples mouths - the guy who killed his kids, wife and self because Obama might win - the guy who shot at cops because Obama told the cops to take his guns - Frown Emoticon - MANY HORRID COMMENT READINGS - in praise of Sloth and Loot Holes - "Has GOP outsourced Yahoo trolling to China?" - sad world - Demotard Pole - What We Think According to Them - Dems with huge breasts are all the same! - Stang's conservative friends, not like this, but don't post to Yahoo. "Bob" will sweep up this mess and Big Bird will come and take your guns - intro to old pol-rant.

Names Stang marked on the script to indicate which "Cartoon Voice"  to use:

"Jim Anchower" - "Tard" - "Alcandor" - "Comic Book Guy" - "Crazy" - "Old Lady" - "Texas" - "Texas Redneck" - "Foghorn Leghorn" - "Lisp" - "Prissy" - "Meth Head" - "Thinks He's Funny" - "Bitter Old Man" - "Fake Negro"

10 1997 Stang Rant - Royal Jelly Enemas 02:20

11 The Slot Rods - song 2 at 15X-Day 02:14

12 LeMur: PR Gnus #1554 00:27

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