Hour of Slack #1385 - ELECTION RESULTS SPECIAL - Live 2012-11-4


"I'm Tired of Bronco Bomney!"

Time Control! On November 4, we already knew who would be President both before and after the recount! So in this special live show, we celebrate America's great new destiny under our glorious leader, as well as the terrifying changes it will bring as it shuffles toward Bethlehem Steel. Also: Rev. Jannus Blackseed's sermon from 15X-Day, pertinent songs by Rev. Phineas Narco, Devo Dan and Jonathan Coulton, killerlages by LeMur, G. Gordon Gordon mini-rants. SUPER-MONSTER-GEEK QUIZ: Can you identify the background music and sound effects? Winner gets to sleep with Lonesome Cowboy Dave and briefly make him just plain Cowboy Dave.

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1 LeMur: PR Gnus #1570 00:51

2 Dr. G. Gordon Gordon: slak 00:17

3 LeMur: HOS Intro #855 - A New And Wondrous Thing 00:20

4 Jonathan Coulton: Good Morning Tucson 02:25

5 LeMur: PR Gnus #1564 01:00

6 Rev. Phineas Narco: All the Stupid People (short version) 02:05

7 Rev. Phineas Narco: Empty Chair (AIC Spoof) 04:22

8 Dr. G. Gordon Gordon: dobbs help you 00:20

9 Jannus Blackseed Rant live @ 15X-Day X 07:25

10 Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Rev. Ivan Stang, Princess Wei 'R.' Doe: Live on WCSB, Bronco Bomney 11-4-2012 33:36

New dawn in America: Bronco Bomney elected. Credits. Time control show - live in the past, Nov. 4, Halloween preempted by Hurricane. Waiting for America's New Destiny. IRON SKY quickie review. Dave calls. The Communist Wei Party regime. The Quotations of Chairman Baronc. Ship's manifest destiny -- all on board, bored as hell. USA now an It. Snake's rights. Concentration camps for all, even undecideds. Chomsky Island. The Pee Party vs the Wei party vs. the great wee Wii game. The Rat King of Amerikee. Everybody's either Winston Smith or John Galt. Adam Smith and his invisible hand dancing with Karl Marx and Charlie Chaplin. The libtards are coming. Now the repukitards! No the Commies! Monitoring police broadcasts for election riots. We're camping out after the hurricane. Good morning Tucson. Brain police forcing brains on us - there's so much I don't wanna know! Hostory repeats itself: have to let fluids run out all the time. Forced peeing is Mormuslamic Taliban Naziism! A video camera and pee tester inside AND outside the toilet. The Pee Party has reared its ugly behind. Mitt Robamabot's 14 wives. Multiple wives now compulsory. Won't be overpopulated for long. End of world coming yesterday. Nov. 6, Dat the Earth Stood Still. One chicken in every pot and a rat king, and pot in every pot. Fascist commies from Utah. Trapped in voting booth - right-in candidates - you're getting poled every day. The Fix Network. William Tell Burroughs, author of Tarzan. THE BUZZ COMES - compulsory buzz, rape; even children impregnated whithin the womb by the buzz aldrin and Moon Nazis. Incindiary devices implanted in your head. The Robamabots and those liberuled -- Bobsolete, Ob! Ob Robomney, our new leader. Black/white/robot. Coin flipping undecideds. Xmas is coming: giant Jesus Santa, destroying Big Ben, the World Trade Center, the Empire State Bldg - beating off the tanks -- not even Thanksgiving yet! The Santa Jesus trudges thru the snow - Russian Dave rant - Romneystein. RECOUNT ON ELECTION: Mitt Robamabot won after all! Makes my Gary Johnson limp & soggy. Jill and Frank N. Stein -- now running but escape is impossible. Our cameras and peetesters are everywhere. The hunters are coming! Raincoat philosophers Dave rant. Baloney Bobamabot vs. Malarkey Bobamaney. We can cop a buzz - can use Sound Soap to lessen Buzz - President Rosenvelt - President Schickelgruber since Earth switched with Mars. Born on Mars, moved to slave planet Earth Farm One, trapped in gravity sinkhole - true Earth abandoned by Mormuslamic Taliban Nazi Commies from the Moon. Electrodes for tomorrow's children. I'm "Bob" Dobbs and I ignore this message. The FOOELS! Soon I shall rule the very world! Race of Supermen! Cackling supervillain Santa -- no sleep for good or bad little girls and boys. Soon, mining coal and fighting monsters. Look: Baby monster! If that's the baby… my god! Turn off oxygen overdose button - must reach oxygen switch -- Buzz came and went - Fear the Buzz or Mitt? Rubber Mitt Romney party, WCSB ball photos - (Melyne attack, throw Felvine) - Church ID, subgenius.com/events for photos - buzz gone - Devo Dan song intro.

11 LeMur: PR Gnus #1566 00:35

12 Dr. G. Gordon Gordon: gittin serious 01:24

13 Devo Dan - Deacon Girl 05:04


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