subgenius 6-30-96 TEVlog
<friday> Sivet, confirm the rumors - will you be posing for the Church calendar?
<PeeKat> Re; Get a Life is Underrated // Perhaps by SOME, but there are many
I've found who appreciate it for the FINE show it was.
> Possibly
> is child pornagraghy illegal?
<PeeKat> I liked when his 'friends' got amnesia and he made 'em dance the Alley
Cat for hours...
<friday> Stang runs child labor camp with own children - Film At 11!
<PeeKat> Bots can't get laid...they spawn subprocesses asexually.
<DBCooper> I loved it when he got toxic poisoning and became a genius
<friday> Shhh.. don't insult the bots!
<PeeKat> Why dost thou repeat "Hello" constantly?
<ZRTLM> PeeKat: You don't know my LEON. He's my bot.
<friday> Hello Sivet, I am still listening
<ZRTLM> LEON THE ZOMBIE.
<ZRTLM> The guy from the movie DOCTOR BUTCHER M.D.
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<PeeKat> Wonder if any place sells Get a Life on video...
*TalkAtMe* I would like to meet a female as ADDICTED TO TALKING ABOUT THEIR
FEELINGS/EMOTIONS honestly, as i am! :) Care to chat about it?
<DBCooper> how do you get to the undernet?
<friday> Somebody go pinch Stang's squid and wake him up.
<PeeKat> Who kicks you off?
<DBCooper> I doubt it...
> My father wrote ubove Did you see?
<friday> I had a hard enough time getting in!
*PeeKat* Where is Rev. Stang?
<DBCooper> so sivet, are you the child pictured in the back of High Weirdness
by mail?
<friday> "Bob" loves you, Zoogz. And he wishes you were dead.
<PeeKat> You already renounced it, Zoogz! You can't do it again!
<PeeKat> Uh...Tshirts?
> no that is my brother I was only a fetus
> My father came and left did you people not see
<friday> Renounce! Rejoin! Renounce! All One-Church-One-Pipe OK Ok Ok!
<ZRTLM> Okay, then I REJOIN. There. NOW I RERENOUNCE IT AGAIN!!!
<friday> I have seen bootleg "Bob" T-shirts but refrained from buying them.
<PeeKat> I'm gonna try to rustle up some of the others. BRB.
> I don't know how to get to the undernet and niether does he I don't think
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<friday> Come back soon PeeKat!
<DBCooper> last page...there is a picture of stang and someone holding up a
crying baby...just wondering if that was a younger you
<friday> If everyone leaves can I take off my shoes?
> My brother got all the publicity....until I was born
<friday> So Zoogz - if Jesus wrestled Stang, who would win?
<DBCooper> Cthulhu lives
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<ZRTLM> friday: Whichever one would be willing to kick the other in the balls
first.
<ZRTLM> It's a hard call.
<friday> How about the one where he developed emotions?
> You should buy t-shirts from us you can use a credit card now
<ZRTLM> Kurgen: They banned me twice on the undernet #subgenius.
<friday> PeeKat left.
> just call in
<ZRTLM> I'm too "something" for them.
<Kurgen> Zoogz: How can you get banned *twice* ??
<friday> Sivet, WHERE IS STANG?
<friday> I think the High Weirdness picture is Idnax ...\
<DBCooper> stang
<DBCooper> ah...so that would make you....8 years old?
<ZRTLM> They brought me back, and BANNED me again---somebody named girlio.
Very funny... (sigh)
<friday> Zoogz OK! OK! OK!
> He is upstairs in his office in front of his computer
<friday> I think that's someone else with the baby ... Stang is wearing little
cotton gloves like Mickey Mouse ...
> no that would be an old picture
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<PeeKat> BAK
*** Action: PeeKat yawns...
<Kurgen> Zoogz: Girlio ?
<ZRTLM> friday: I hate being rejected. I'm the King. I should have been
wealthy by now, not kicked off some babysitting channel by some jackass.
<DrLazlo> Coolio's sista
<PeeKat> Hellow?
<ZRTLM> Kurgen: Yeah, whoever the hell THAT is.
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<friday> Hello PeeKat! You didn't miss much ...
<friday> Zoogz, is it the size of the target that's a problem? I just wanna
see them pull hair ...
<friday> Sivet, I'm sure you were a _lovely_ fetus ...
<DBCooper> this sucks...i've wasted a half hour not sinning! I gues he is not
showing!
<ZRTLM> Oh well. It's all spilled milk under the bridge. Life goes on. sort
of.
> the highwierdness picture is Ydnax
<Kurgen> Sivet: How am I expected to do a takeover on this channel if you don't
give me ops ?
<friday> Sivet is a lovely Texas lady, no matter her age ...
<friday> Hello Stang you hairy ol' Texas queer - where have you been?
<DBCooper> too late, hes gone
<friday> Kurgen, id you chopped off "Bob"'s head would you get his powers?
> IWhy thank you, Friday
<friday> Zoogz, to us you will always be the King.
<DBCooper> so stang ain't a-comin'....bummer
<ZRTLM> friday: Thank you. I promote you to Saturday.
<DBCooper> i saw....
> He is in another place all together
<friday> I am committing several sins as I type with one hand ...
<Kurgen> Friday: Got them already, now I need ops powers
> he can't excape
<DrLazlo> as did I...
<friday> It should have been spilled blood running in the streets, though ...
<ZRTLM> Sivet: We were lucky this time.
<friday> Sivet, I saw - but he ain't talking _now_. Hold down the fort!
<ZRTLM> brb
<friday> Kurgen, are you Stang?
<Kurgen> Nope, and you ?
<friday> (Sob)
<DBCooper> well, maybe next sunday
<friday> OK, you're not the kid in the photo. But I bet you're cute anyway,
little girl ... are you comign to the X-Day Drill? Many naked men, oh yes ...
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<Kurgen> Sivet: Was he the two-headed baby I've read about on the Enqirer ?
<friday> It is the power over the Under things ..
<DBCooper> christ, hwbm was published in 88...if she was a fetus then she
couln't be more than 9....be nice
> I'm not sure Kurgen
*** Signoff: PeeKat (Read error: 131 (Connection reset by peer))
<friday> Zoogs, I am all days of the week COMBINED plus Hump Day!
> and no i'm not going to the X-day drill
<friday> PeeKat, come back!
> I am 15 years old not nine
<DrLazlo> brb... gotta excremeditate
> the picture was old
<friday> I'm sure you are much more charming Sivet ... I don't see your bro
here, after alll.
<friday> Sivet, your dad needs the Ops powers - hand 'em over and nobody gets
hurt ...
<friday> Yeah, like I'm going to give you guys one of my valuable credit card
aliases ...
<DBCooper> oh...how old are you?
<friday> Sivet, can I buy your underwear?
<friday> You cannot corrupt that which is infinitely corrupt ...
<friday> Will you answer the phone Sivet?
> Yes you can Friday
> I'm 15
> You can not call now the line is buisy
<friday> Go pull his hair.
<friday> Would it be uncouth to mention the 'Internet Underground' pic?
<Kurgen> Look, I'm missing the point, what about the purple pantiwaist ??
<DBCooper> Must run my brothers and only friends...see you next sunday
<friday> A true master of Time Control would never tell!
<Kurgen> Cronos
<ZRTLM> All right. I'm back.
<friday> Stang, GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE! And the rest of you too.
<friday> Zzzzzzzzzz
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> Stang does not come to you , you must go to Stang>
<friday> Getting into IRC is too hard - Janor will never master it. Too bad.
<friday> Hail Ydnax!
> He has other priorities.
<friday> Goodbye DB! Don't spend all that money in one place ...
> He is trying to master the art of alien hypnosis
<friday> Stang is indeed a purple pantiwaist. But don't tell anyone I said it.
<Kurgen> Yep, IRC is almost akin to brain surgery in complexity
<ZRTLM> Kurgen: And just as painful.
<friday> Cronos - is that the Imax film or the one about the alchemist?
<Kurgen> Then again, some people have trouble chewing gum and walking at the
same time
<ZRTLM> They should start a #subgenius on dalnet.
<ZRTLM> That way, all bases are covered.
<friday> Sivet, you are most welcome always, O Bearer Of The Evil Stang Seed.
<Kurgen> Zoogz: Don't mention Del Net !
> No Friday, you are wrong! Do spend all your money in one place
<ZRTLM> Then we'd have even MORE places to sit around and do nothing in.
<friday> Boy, this place is really hopping, isn't it?
<DrLazlo> So there you have it...
<ZRTLM> That would be cool.
<friday> Stang is _always_ in another place.
<Kurgen> Is that fungus growing on my screen ?
<ZRTLM> I don't know if I can handle the excitement.
<friday> Try turning OFF the computer Stinkums.
<ZRTLM> I like keeping the computer on, so that I'm reminded of what the
outside world is like.
<ZRTLM> I'm very masochistic that way.
ccwf.cc.utexas.edu :No such server
<Kurgen> I'm only 3 weeks old
<friday> Have you ever watched a brain performing surgery? It's disgusting.
<ZRTLM> I'm 90.
<friday> Sivet, now I'm sad. I wanted to soak in the hot tub with you.
<ZRTLM> friday: I'll bet it looks funny.
<friday> Damn, she's ALMOST LEGAL!
> Please sendALL you money to:
<friday> Cool. Heh heh heh.
<friday> So Sivet - has your Dad lined you up with the Good Sex For Mutants
Dating League?
<friday> There's a fungus among us! It's growing out of Stang's head!
> Almost
<friday> We must kill the fungus on Stang's head before it eats his brains and
, starved for nourishment, sttacks Sivet! Get the scissors!
<Kurgen> Stang is dead, radiation overdose from his CGA monitor
<friday> "Yes you can Friday" were there ever more magical words?
> Sivet Stang P.o. box 140306 Dallas, TX 75214
<Kurgen> ..actually, Stang could be dead, and one would never know
<friday> Sivet, what are your feeling on polyfidelity?
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<friday> It's a good thing Stang can't see this.
<friday> Kurgen, are you all pink and tender under your diaper? Let me check.
<friday> Sivet, can I call Stang late at night or will that wake the dog?
> I'm all for it, but you must pass The Baseballbat Test
> You might not get him personally, Jesus might answer or even the Logs
<friday> Everything looks funny from here.
<Kurgen> Friday: I tell you what, you save the log and e-mail it to the brain
dead scuzball
> open your eyes!
<friday> Zoogz, for a dried-up old man you're a real suave (f-word).
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> You can say fucker, even though I am young.
<friday> Ooooooh - I must come to Stang - I must come on Stang - I must come in
Stang - where's my airline tickets? Where's Texas?
> South
<friday> Stang's in the bathroom with the GWAR- Groupies, isn't he? He doesn't
make you feed 'em, odes he lady Sivet?
> north of Brazil
<friday> Is Stang hypnotizing an alien? Kewl!
> No, Ydnax is
<friday> Give all your money to "Bob" OK OK OK!
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> Only when they are hungry (the Gwar groupies)
> Kurgen, you bastard, now I must share my kingdom with you!
> Oh it is bedtime!
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<Kurgen> Ops, looks like a takeover
> You queer little Fuckhead!
> Hi dad!
<friday> HI DAD!
<dad> hi
<friday> Goodbye Kurgen!
<dad> you know what's happening on the other irc?
> No . What?
<friday> Are you coming to the Drill dad?
<dad> somebody named Strings has held the entire group hostage
<friday> What's happening! TELL US!
<friday> NO! SAY IT AIN'T SO!
<dad> Ivan's frustrated
<ZRTLM> Kurgen has entered the building!
<dad> Nobody can send anything to the channel
<friday> How do I get to the other group?
<dad> you have to connect to an UNDERNET server
> How do you do that ?
<friday> Please list an Undernet server!
> Satang is my father and I must find him
> Please help me!
> I must sleep!
> It is past ten!
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