When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?
The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
OJ AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
THE LAST NEW THING
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSEN RATINGS SOAR!
Ladies Home Journal:
LOSE 10 POUNDS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN, TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
The New York Times:
MILLIONS SEE HUMAN IN SKY, CLAIM IT'S JESUS CHRIST;
CLINTON ADMINISTRATION BLAMES RELIGIOUS RIGHT
Inside: Commentary by Stephen Hawking, Anthony Lewis,
A. N. Wilson, Harold Kushner, Steven Jay Gould, Yanni
Yes, Me Worry
Now Do You Believe Us??
Heat-Resistant Long Johns -- We Test 10 Brands
The Lord Accepts Holy Father's Invitation
The Messiah -- Redemption, or More Male Oppression?
We ask Bella Abzug, Betty Friedan, Ellen Goodman, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Anita Hill, Starhawk, Virginia Ramey Mollenkott, and Shirley MacLaine.
The Skeptical Inquirer:
The Final Judgment -- Just Another Hoax?
By James Randi
The New York Post:
=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*= "I cannot conceive of a god who rewards and punishes his creatures or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I -- nor would I want to -- conceive of an individual that survives his physical death. Let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egotism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature."
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