|ARTICLES of TRUTH II
About half of what follows was grabbed from alt.slack by Rev. Ivan Stang, and prepped for Web by Rev. Nickie DeathChick. The other half was submitted by DR. DYNASOAR and POPE LOU DUCHEZ after culling their mighty collections of mummified but sweet-smelling alt.slack rants n' raves n' thangs.
Yes, you're right, the titles alone don't tell you much. We'll fix that as soon as we can. The endless files herein will eventually be sorted out and distributed among the echoing Halls of this website -- with illustrations and credits, if the FIENDS will leave us ALONE for a minute!!!
art by cuthulu
UPDATED Feb-5-1-BX NEW AIEEE!!!!:
SUBGENIUS CIRCA 1898 -- Amazing Historical Document Located by Dr. Onan Canobite
What's in a Name? by The Prophet Jim
SubGenius (TM) UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
Here's THE ANSWER!
If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord Handy Net Grafitti
LOSE MONEY ON THE NET!! A Fernandinande Hack
Our New Storehouse of Internet "Office Graffiti" You've probably Already Seen These In Your Own Email
"God's Plight" A Lovely Poem by Andy Testa
Alt.Slack Versus The Questioner Innocent questions rile the natives.
ONAN the ANSWER MAN: on RICHES
Pounding Nails With One's Forehead
SubGenius Unfair to Mentally Ill!!?!??
DOWNDATED 11-8-2BX with OLD:
A Funny Series of Angry Letters re: SubSITE to Rev. Noah Stewart
A PREDICTION FOR LATE '97 by Rev. Stang
alt.binaries.slack FAQ, Version 1.0 "Gold"--Comments from n.a.n-a.m.
BIZARRE NEWS (found on SubGenius Digest)
From Rev. Sternodox to alt.slack
HALLOWEEN: Little Normal, Little Worlds
HILARIOUS UFO SURVEY RESULTS
Kibo's Sig Collection
SPONGTURATE!... collected by The Prophet Jim
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 1
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 2
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 3
ST. G. GORDON GORDON'S alt.slack RANTS -- a collection -- Part 4
$T.&REUX,KSC goes and flies a kite!
"Bob" and the Brew Club
"Bob" reference in comic book
"Bob" works in mysterious ways
1939 to 1998
666 vs 999
A Parable of the Harvest
A Partial Misleading Anatomy Of The Con
A Sermon on Hate
A Socratic Dialogue on the Superiority of the Church of theSubGenius
A THEORETICAL SPECULATION
alt.slack: The Next Penetration
BENT OVER BACKWARDS
Brag of the Hacker Subgenius - v1.0
Brag of the HTML geek
Brag of the Poet
But what about Dogbert?
CHINDOGU: the Japanese answer to Bulldada
Comix - Slack or Vac?
DAVID LYNCH IS AN OPTIMIST
DIVINE SUFFERING STILL HURTS
DYNASOAR AND SELINA DO A RECIPE
ever wonder why
GERBILS -- A STUDY IN TRAJECTORY
HALE BOB Comet is on its way!
Homegrown 'Frop -- don't bother
Humor: Letters to Landlords
I FUCKED MYSELF
I Met Francis Dec!
In the Belly of the Beast
It will never work
Ivan Stang, a Christian, Comes to know "Bob!"
JANOR IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
JUST SAY NIGGER
Liberation and Ascension
Major Nelson was a stupid jerk!!!
Man steals, eats cremated remains
Markovian Burroughs/Zamboni Mystic Poop
Movies that SHIT slack
My dinner with R. A. Wilson
My dream last night...
Need rumor check: Pope says he's the last one?
OMNI Magazine Cult Test
ON THE CORRUPTION OF THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS
Palindromic SubGenius Rules Of Thumb
Pee Dog's Australian Cousin?
PETE ON BULLDADA
Prom night at the Stang crib: part01
Repost: Noel Godin
Rev. Stang: IMPORTANT
Sensualism & Eroticism (of "Bob")
Shroud of BING?
Slack As Shit At Age 22
SLACK IS CONCIOUS IMMORALITY/HEDONISM "."
Slack or Sloth? You decide.
SLAK squad launching heads in Liberia?
something about slack
something else about slack
Spunky on Film
STANG ON AOL 11-12-95
Stang's Pro-Nickie Rant
Subgen Research Project: Victim Society
SubGenii vs. The Church of the SubGenius
SubGenius, Pink, Bobbie
SubGenius: The Hidden Threat
THE ARROW of ABNORMALITY
THE CAMEL RIDERS
The Economics of Slack
The Great On-Line Equalizer
The Making of the Church of the SubGenius
The SubGenius: Too Damn Optimistic
THE THIRD BOOK OF ONAN
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ALT.SLACK TO SCHISM!!!
THERE IS NO "BOB" !!!!!!
They're fattening us up for the Harvest
Things that make you go HMMMMM
TIME MUST STOP
Today's Spanish Lesson
Uncle Lou's Cavalcade of Fitness
V E R Y Perplexing Issues about the C O N
Wacky Christians and Foreign Porno
Why alt.slack is alt.flame?
Why We All Suck
WIRED: EVIL OR JUST STUPID?
Witches and Dicks
Would you buy a Buick from "Bob"?
A LARGE STASH OF GREAT GREAT TEXT PIECES THAT WE ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT!
This contains some WILD "Best of alt.slack '95" that was stashed here long ago but never properly linked in. Well worth perusing, especially Dr. Dynasor's Mystery Disk.
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