alt.bitch-and-whine

By dynasor@infi.net (Dennis McClain-Furmanski)
Date: 23 May 1995

There's nothing more pathetic than infantile drivel carping about some
supposed lack of suitable material. Well EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE PEOPLE WITH ENOUGH ABILITY, TO NOT SATISFY YOUR WHIMS.

What the fuck are we, the cable company? You want your instant
gratification, go download some of the binaries groups and whack away.

Who the fuck are YOU? The VIEWING PUBLIC? You got some RIGHT to EXPECT ENTERTAINMENT?

YOU are the entertainment. Put about half the energy into something original that you put into your happy-lack tantrums and YOU fix your own fucking problem.

It just so happens that some people LIKE to post stupid, inane, insipid,
trite and useless monosyballic replies to like posts. If that doesn't suit
you,

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

If you think that "ruins" anything, you got a pretty fucking twisted idea of
how the net works. And it's being twisted primarily by the fatal Pink flaw
of waiting for someone else to fill up your head. Go ahead and think that --
someone will be glad to oblige you. Infogluttony is a CON disease that's
self-instigated and insatiable, and they'll be GLAD to help you fill up that
bottomless pit. For a price; a piece of your life. The only cure is a
craniectomy, or MENTAL SHEER GUT BLOWOUT.

I got a drive FULL of nifty shit. But I ain't about to feed your disease.
You don't want alt.slack "ruined". So FUCKING FIX IT and fix yourself in the process. Save yourself, or install yourself in front of your read-only eMpTyVee terminal and get ready for a long, long decline the REST of the way into Pinkdom.

You think people that are capable of entertaining you post here specifically
for that reason? Fuck that -- I'd just as soon wire the modem to an uplink
and beam the shit straight into the cosmic wilderness just on the off chance
it'd fuck with some alien civilization's mind a billion years from now. They
do it BECAUSE THEY DO IT, and this just happens to be a place to do it in.

NOBODY is here to feed your sorry ass anything.

And I'll give you a little tip -- if you have to soak it up or feel the lack
when you can't have it, IT AIN'T SLACK. And if you got some ideas about what people shouldn't do in an artificial reality that reflects the basic anarchy inherent in brain-to-brain communication, go get yourself a job as a magazine editor, or a politician, or a cop. There's an enormous segment of
the population that NEEDS to be told what they should and should not like,
read and think.

I for one fully intend to continue enjoying posting stupid little one line
time wasters because I WANT TO. If you don't like that, learn what killfile
means, learn to scan topics and message lengths, learn to fucking skip posts and threads, learn to fucking FILL THE PLACE WITH WHAT YOU WANT TO BE HERE.

Sorry if things don't meet with your standards lately. But take your
standards, write them on a piece of cardboard, fold it up so it has lots of
sharp corners, and cram it up your ass so the corners lodge in you colon
walls. This shouldn't cause any problems, since you're obviously not using
your anus anyway. I mean, if alt.slack isn't up to your standards, you're so
entirely full of shit that you haven't used it in quite some time, except
maybe to keep your ears warm.

Fuck your standards. If I wanted standards I'd have stayed in the army.
Their standards may have sucked, but they've got 'em by the boot full.
Die choking on your fucking standards, because they're the last warning sign before the big Pink cliff you're about to run off, and if this world isn't
measuring up to your expectations, then just maybe the next one will. Go
find out. Either that, or dig your shorts out of your ass, and place your
expectations on yourself.

This AIN'T the fucking books. This is the net. It is bidirectional, and the
only direction you have any power over is the OUTPUT direction. You got a
problem on the net, grow the fuck up and OUTPUT.

Kissy, kissy.

--
dynasor@infi.net The Doctor is on.

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