Everyone knows that X-Day happens at 7:00 a.m. - but, they ask, starting
WHERE? Eastern or Central time? All over the planet simultaneously, or
time zone by time zone? PRAISE DOBBS, it is the latter - which shall make
for some great cable viewing on that mighty day!
Thousands of spaceships will line up in a vertical row, north to south,
letting each section of the rotating Earth pass by underneath as they
bathe it in Rays of Glory. They'll start at the International Dateline,
the place where each day on Earth "begins." The first populated area at
which it will be 7 am, 7-5-98, happens to be the island of Nuku'alofa in
Tonga, just east of the Fiji Islands in the Pacific Ocean. Also enjoying
an early X-Day will be the Arctic SubGeniuses in Provideniya, Siberia. If
CNN has cameras there, SubGenii in the U.S. will be able to watch their
X-Day start - 17 hours before it gets to us! (Plan to tune in at 2
p.m.(CST) on July 4.)
The SubGenii of Japan and Australia will be Ruptured next, as the Pinks of
those lands are Smitten. Then will fall the Conspiracy in China...
India... across Russia... then the Arab world, and Africa and Europe...
then Brazil, Canada and the U.S. (Eastport, Maine first). The last
SubGeniuses to be Ruptured will be those just west of Nome, Alaska and in
Western Samoa.
-- excerpt from REVELATION X (copyright 1994 by The SubGenius Foundation,
Inc.)
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Subject: Re: July 5, 1998 7AM?
From: wbarwell@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (William Barwell)
Oh baloney! Heresy! Heresy! No, go back to the Book of The SubGenius,
before we got hysterical. We will make our own hell on earth.
So tis writ. No, on July 5th, 1998 the UFO's will land, but only a few
and only to meet Dobbs at some lonely site outside of Dallas on a lonely
country dirt road. Later the self same UFO's will put down on some U.S.
Airforce base and offer us "help".
Like Columbus helped the indians. These things will take awhile
to come to fruition. We must ignore these later heresies and
hysterical visions of the Pentacostal SubGenius factions. Offering
us inane promises of UFO's full of sex goddesses. Sound like the Koran
and it's houris, Hunh?! No. Technology will soon allow us to jack into
the sex centers of your own brain.
Cut out the middle man. Or woman. Or whatever. You can be one walking
orgasm with a simple operation. Alien technology at it's best.
Civilization will grind to a halt as the masses save up their food stamps
for that one operation that will end all their problems. And sit around
glassy eyed and slack-jawed in puddles of their own spume.
Not with a bang or a whimper, but a moan and a puddle. This is how the
world will end. The world will be run by those of us who had the wisdom
to have our implants installed at less than 10.
Cybersubs rule.
Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope Of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: July 5, 1998 7AM?
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
>which it will be 7 am, 7-5-98, happens to be the island of Nuku'alofa in
>Tonga, just east of the Fiji Islands in the Pacific Ocean.
Wrongo. Tonga is on the wrong side of the dateline. The first place in the
world to get the new day are the Chatham Islands, home of 890 New Zealand
dependants and twice that many crayfish.
Also enjoying
>an early X-Day will be the Arctic SubGeniuses in Provideniya, Siberia. If
>CNN has cameras there, SubGenii in the U.S. will be able to watch their
>X-Day start - 17 hours before it gets to us! (Plan to tune in at 2
>p.m.(CST) on July 4.)
>The SubGenii of Japan and Australia will be Ruptured next,
Oh, *I* see. So the X-ists aren't coming to New Zealand? Gee, 'spose I'd better
move, then.
--
Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs Wellington, NZ hobbs_a@ix.wcc.govt.nz
President, soc.bi "Get a Life" society; Neutopian Minister of Propaganda
"...and you and I climb over the valleys of endless seas."
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Subject: Re: July 5, 1998 7AM?
From: tom@nucleus.com (Thomas Terashima)
According to my interpretation of Stang:
X-day will start at 6:00 AM local time
where ever you happen to be on July 6th,
1998 (CE). I envision it as a line of
Xist saucers lined-up from north pole to
south pole, sweeping away all Pinks, etc.
and picking UP all fully-paid-up dues-paying
SubGenius as the line sweeps westward from the
International Date Line.
>From ground level, you'll see a WALL of pure
energy sweep towards you, like the shockwave
from a nuclear explosion (cf. _Akira_ or _Terminator 2:
Judgment Day_), but moving linearly in a plane.
Of course, JHVH-1 is in the details. The "polar
saucers" will remain stationary, while the saucers
nearest the equator will be moving *very* quickly.
If all goes well (and it should be noted that there is
the VERY REAL possibility of "Bob" screwing-up
the last-minute negotiations with the Xists)
in the hours before X-Day various SubGenius-piloted
saucers will be deployed for both
converting the mass population, and to scan for
the all-important Church memberships still in transit
in the Postal System (some dating from the 1980's!!).
When news reaches the "left coast"
(British, Columbia, Washington, Oregon, California)
about what's happened to the eastern time zone,
the coffers will be overflowing with cash from
last-minute memberships.
At least, that's what I *think* Stang said.
Some unresolved questions about X-Day are the exact
nature of the negotiations "Bob" will undertake with
the Xists, the question of the transmorgrification of
Bobbies, the nature of the "Wall of Slack" (if it will
destroy Pinks outright, or just demagnetize hard drives and
cassette tapes).
NOW is the time to start preparing for X-Day. Start thinking
about where the "X-Day Central/Last Dokstock" will take place,
how to get there (especially in the State of Emergency all of
North America will be in), and whether or not the Church
Heirarchy will even be able to supply enough porta-potties
for everyone that shows up (let alone landing beacons for the
Xist mothership).
For those with enough time, knowledge, money and guts, you can
*build* your own rescue saucer; there may not be enough seats for
all those wanting to board the Xist saucers; the "bilge" compartments
may be the only room left by the time the Xist wave reaches Hawaii.
=W= ///Rev.Cmdr.Tom, sLACk sTATIOn zEBRa (tm)///
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Subject: Re: July 5, 1998 7AM?
From: bobpease@csn.net (Robert J. Pease)
The DATE is not accurate!!!
it is 1998 (=666X3)
at June 6 (6.6)
at 7:06 a.m. (actually 6 hrs 66 minutes )
longitude measured westward from 6 hrs 66 minutes 66 seconds
.
heresy flames welcome ( no e-mail please )
St Bert,
slack.
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