PART 2
BoschOrgy
by cuthulu is an illustration of what the world will be like after The One Hundredth Bonobo.
BOBORGY
by Medulla Oblongada
The Last Step
Pope Sternodox confounds all would-be Wearers of the Poop Dog Hat for once and for all with this one.
Stripes
by Sternodox. This boy has a one track mind.
DATAPOLICE Award
GIMME by Rev. Stang
WILDFUCK by Rev. Stang
x-rated Stangfist by Rev. Friday Jones
x-rated suckbob by Rev. Friday Jones
Stang at Porno Mountain
Withered-armed, spum-butted Stang figure added by Rev. Jesus H. Christ Devilacqua
JizSpewStang
by cuthulu
Gee, thanks a LOT. This brings back bad memories of my Initiation by Dobbs Himself.
Dobbsfacial
by cuthulu. This exploits women.
Connie Dobbs
by Pope Sternodox
MutaDobbs
-- Pope Sternodox Keckhaver continues to light everybody's Pipe without bias. There's no nudity in this one, but you'll probably squeeze off a shot or two when you see it.
Bobtoy
by Dr. Gene Splice (the guitar player of DOKTORS 4 "BOB"). This pornographic GIFmovie is kinda large and'll take awhile to load, but if it loops for you (a la Netscape but not Explorer), you'll have quite a perpetual-motion show running for you. I haven't
jacked off to it yet, but you might.
The Good/Evil Fernandinande cranketh out bizarreness aplenty from the bowels of his central programming. (See the Fernandinande website for much much more.)
HBJ.JPG
-- Dr. G. Gordon Gordon explores the inner outerness of the FINAL DEAL.
spotthenasties
by cuthulu
An advertisement
for what Membership in the Church of the SubGenius can do for you, just as it did for Rev. Stang's mom. (Who did this? Was it Revv.Ed?)
PornMountain1
-- an early, experimental version of Rev. Stang's classic Picasso-level artwork.
PornMountain2
-- Stang wows all art citics with his amazing control over the oil paints and brush. This was done before he thought to ram the meteor into the side of the pyramid.
This way to a GIFMovie by Rev. Stang, a bit more abstract than prurient, but grossly sexual nonetheless: The Hundredth Bonobo
All of a sudden, this son of a bitch cuthulu started cranking out some pretty danged impressive imagery. At first it was spewed only upon alt.binaries,slack, then it filtered its way down here. We grabbed the product of August but Grobbs only knows what
he's come up with since then, so you should also check out cuthulu's amazing RadarLabs:
http://www.rlabs.com/cuthulu/
Praise cuthulu.
SPUTUM
(These SPUTUM badges were created in honor of Dr. Dynasor's fascist clean-up of our alt.binaries.slack storage space, which had been invaded by distributors of illegal bootleg computer programs.)
THE S.P.U.T.U.M AWARDS/PUNISHMENT SERIES, continued
Hung on the highway as examples of what happens to Pinks who post advertisements to alt.binaries.slack (SEE FAQ!).
You may have read about this little event in WIRED. CERTAINLY, you need to see THE S.P.U.T.U.M. website!! In the meantime, here's the latest,
FERNANDINANDE'S SPUTUM ATTACKS
DO THAT DILIGENCE DANCE
GLUEMAN
MIKE SPAM
SNOT STUFF
SPAM4
SPAM5
SPAMSTRING
SPAMSTER
PINK BOY
PINK MIKE
SPAMGOON
MORE STUFF TO JACK OR RUB OFF TO:
BOBDAY
by babS
MEDOBBS
-- Rev. Tripps produced this intricate medieval tryptic rip-off.
PURO
by Jan Johnson. The PreScriptures say that a Texan with huge ears will be the AntiChrist. Don't forget to check out Jan's amazing new ZONTAR website!
WINBOBZ.JPG
WINGZ
BART5
HARVEST
BOBALIEN
EYDOBI
GARSTAR
MAYA
The Great and Good Rev. Steve Checkey has been partaking in SubGenius events near Cleveland (the best kind) for years, mostly Starwood and lately the X-Day Drill. Like me, he recently starting making digital frame-grabs from his videotapes and converting them to JPEGs for Web use. In the new part of The Photo Gallery you'll view Rev. Steve Checkey's reco rdances of the 1996 X-Day Drill Devival.
HEY! PUT THIS ON YOUR WEB PAGE! It'll show that you're COOL!
((advert2.GIF by Rev. Chris Salt))