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ADULT SPECIALTY PRODUCTS
Anything that can be produced entirely by SubGeniuses, with no human help, is sold through Rev. Ivan Stang's Bulldada Time Control Labs, with ALL profit going to the Church, NO MIDDLE-MEN, and NO ONE WEARING A NECKTIE INVOLVED AT ANY STAGE -- GUARANTEED.
COLORFUL "Bob" Clothing • Books • Stickers • Jewelry • Coffee Mugs • PINS • POSTERS • RPG Games • WhizBangs, Geegaws, Doohickies, Toys • Froptainers • HeadWare • Clocks • Keen Junk
HUNDREDS of Bumper Stickers!
The SubGenius Store is co-run by CafePress, and carries many SubGenius Sacred Goods that must be mass-manufactured with help from other companies and factories.
Instant installation by professionals. Not stored in any souls! Accept no SUBstitutes! NO other Mind-Control cult can beat our low, low death-dealing prices! MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
EVERYTHING MUST GO BY JULY 5!!
"To Dull The Pain Of Existence In A World Without Slack"
Don't be fooled.... all items in this catalog are REAL. Only the descriptions have been changed.
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