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Bulldada Time Control Labs | CafePress SubGenius Store |

BEST-SELLING MAIN SUBGENIUS NEEDS! ORDAINMENT, DVDs, CDs, CDRs, Books, Notions...

BECOME AN ORDAINED MINISTER!

ADULT SPECIALTY PRODUCTS
Music and Inspirational CDs • Sacred SubG Videos, Animation • Hour of Slack Radio archives in MP3 •"Bob" Art • CD ROMS • Odd Other Things...

Anything that can be produced entirely by SubGeniuses, with no human help, is sold through Rev. Ivan Stang's Bulldada Time Control Labs, with ALL profit going to the Church, NO MIDDLE-MEN, and NO ONE WEARING A NECKTIE INVOLVED AT ANY STAGE -- GUARANTEED.


ACCESSORY SUBGENIUS™ PRODUCTS

COLORFUL "Bob" Clothing • Books • Stickers • Jewelry • Coffee Mugs • PINS • POSTERS • RPG Games • WhizBangs, Geegaws, Doohickies, Toys • Froptainers • HeadWare • Clocks • Keen Junk

HUNDREDS of Bumper Stickers!

The SubGenius Store is co-run by CafePress, and carries many SubGenius Sacred Goods that must be mass-manufactured with help from other companies and factories. 

Instant installation by professionals. Not stored in any souls! Accept no SUBstitutes! NO other Mind-Control cult can beat our low, low death-dealing prices! MONEY BACK GUARANTEE 


EVERYTHING MUST GO BY JULY 5!!
OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER:
1-888-669-2323

REPENT THROUGH SPENDING!! You can always simply send a check to:

The SubGenius™ Foundation P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts, OH 44118
"To Dull The Pain Of Existence In A World Without Slack"

Don't be fooled.... all items in this catalog are REAL. Only the descriptions have been changed.