In one of the many ironies that marked this undevival, the SubGenius preacher most stereotyped as a "hate cultist" -- Dr. K'taden Legume -- delivered a poignant sermon based on personal experiences and a parable... a sermon which involved no one getting hurt. Dr. Legume was also the first SubGenius to personally reassure the police officers on the scene that this would be an uneventful night for them. (Another thing made the cops friendly towards us was when Dr. Foo informed them that the reason this had all happened was that we "weren't P.C. enough for Councilman Reeves.")

Dr. Legume subsequently resigned from the Holocaustal branch of the SubGeniuses, citing a lack of hate in his life (the result of a happy marriage).

What a pussy.

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