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YOU MUST BE A SUBGENIUS MINISTER TO ATTEND 15-X-DAY AT WISTERIA, July 2 through July 8, 2012. The rest of us don't want to have to watch a bunch of unsaved Non-Members suddenly and disgustingly FRY ALIVE, just when we are "getting off," being Ruptured in Glory up to the Escape Vessels. Luckily, anyone can purchase a SubGenius Membership/ Ministership/ Subscription right now, along with your registration... just click on the second button below, and reserve not only your place at Wisteria, but also a seat on the Escape Vessels and a throne in SUBGENIUS HEAVEN for all eternity! Important notes: 1) If you plan to camp at Wisteria, the campground requires a separate $10 per person per night, above and beyond your registration and/or new membership payment to The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. (There are however hotels fairly nearby.) 2) NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING FEE WILL BE APPLIED TO YOUR 15-X-DAY PREREGISTRATION FEE. (However, there is shipping/handling for the membership, if you're a non-member) |
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JOIN YOUR SUBGENIUS BRETHREN & SISTERN for the ultimate End of the Universe party-- ONLY $35.00! -- If you're not a Member, you MUST purchase your $35 Membership first! Or, SEE BELOW for BOTH-AT-ONCE DEAL!! Or, you can buy it "at the door" when you arrive -- but there is NO ESCAPING ordainment if you want to escape the gravity well of this stinking Planet of the Clocks! PSYTORSPASMS! MARTYRDOM! $35.00 |
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 XV X-Day 2012 --Registration plus SUBGENIUS MEMBERSHIP for Non-Members: $70.00 (INCLUDES MEMBERSHIP PACK) |
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X-Day Drill 1998 DVD | |
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AWARD WINNER (Dallas Video Festival). Here it is, remastered and slightly trimmed for DVD, the end of the world on YOUR TV! 6 cameramen died to bring you this hellfire-paced, nudity-tainted glimpse into the churning guts of SLACK -- the four day end-of-the world festival condensed into 1 hour 44 minutes! See the Battle of Armageddon, Naked "Bob"tisms, the top preachers in full-on rant mode, Anti-music from Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Bill T. Miller, JHVH Hates Phred; Hideous Nude Blood Wrestling, More Ranting, the Countdown, Stang's Humiliation. Learn why we're still on Earth (IF THIS REALLY IS EARTH!)! STUPIFYING computer animated intro by Champion Jack Codini. Extras include the 23 minute 5X-Day 2002 video and more.
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| $12.95 | SONGS of X-DAY CD |
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A mix of Old School and New School... great starter kit. Each song represents a different music genre, from country to rock to Broadway Musical to hiphop. 1 Take Me Off To Space - Nenslo 02:16 $12.95 |
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| $14.95 | 6X-DAY 2003 DVD
REVISED with 6 Bonus SHORTS |
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NOW COMES WITH 2nd ACCESSORY DVD containing: |
VIEW SAMPLES on Google Video Exactly like an Hour of Slack X-Day radio show, except that you can see it. Shot mostly in DV by Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, Rev. Steve Chekey & Princess Wei "R." Doe at Brushwood; edited mercilessly by Stang. Heavy use of identifying subtitles and nudity, with Rev. Susie the Floozy, Jesus and Magdalen, Rev. Nickie Deathchick, Sister Decadence, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Rev. Ivan Stang, Rev. Alex, Rev. Pee Kitty, Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Sifu and Legume's butts, Rabbi's chest, the Hell Bonfire, the Alien Ball, the horror of 7 a.m., Insane Clown Bat Pussy, teabagging, and Lonesome Cowboy Dave. THE AMINO ACIDS in concert plus musical tracks by Cozmodiar, Gary G'broagfran, The Great Groovy Neptune. The 6X-Day cut is 62 minutes. ALSO INCLUDED: Music videos X-Day's a Comin', Planet X or Bust, 1955 home movies of "Bob" and Connie, the X-Day COMMERCIAL, excerpts from a Cleveland devival in 2004 with The Amino Acids, Man, and Nickie Deathchick; plus bonus BUG PORN educational featurette by Stang with hundreds of nude insects and lesser creatures, POSED THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM! $14.95 |
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