Clenches and Schisms

The elusive SubGenii don't stay in one place for long and are difficult to nail down. If you E-mail Stang with your Clench's CURRENT URL, and ask really SUCCINCTLY, your link will be added. Important: Don't use the word "Viagra" in your subject header.

"The question is not whether it's a joke. The question is how many people it will fuck."
--John Searcy



WWW SubSite
"Bob's" Sound Holes (Small Audio Files)
The Art Mines (and more)
Featuring Classic Rants, Holy Texts, and 3&4 Fisted Tales of "Bob")
"Bob's" Slacktime Funhouse
The Websites of the Gods!
SubGenius Stores on the Web
SubGenius Groups and Mailing Lists
SubClenches
"Bands" for "Bob"
Assorted SubGenius Radio Ministries
Homepages of Individual SubGenii
Contact The SubGenius Foundation® Inc.

First: SubGenius Recovery and Support Network

First Online Church of "Bob"
(Rev Modemac)

SUBGENIUS REVEREND BLOGSPOT
A blog for all SubGenii

The Quijibo Cartel
(Dr Chris Lee et al)

NENSLOPALOOZA
A Riot of UnRestrained Intellectualism

The Ministry Of Truth

SubGenius MeetUp

National Cynical Network
(Phineas Narco) Audio at: Phineas Narco & National Cynical Network

THE UNOFFICIAL GUIDE TO THE ART OF JACK T. CHICK
An incredible masterpiece from Papa Joe Mama

THE END TIMES NEWS WIRE

THE BRAZILIAN CLENCH! -- IGREJA DE SUBGENIUS

Dobbstown-III, Araruana Official Website
(Another Brazilian clench -- and SUBGENIUS RESORT!)

CLENCH OF THE DRAGONFLY
in beautiful San Marcos, Texas

The Lymph Node Institute
(Rev. Sister Suzie the Floozie, Doc Ellis, Dr. Bugbladder, and MORE!)

Walking Dead Network
...is hosting SEVERAL SubGenius™ Clenches on their servers

Minneapolis Clench of The Walking Dead
(Rev. Mata Kari)
Plenty of devival pics that can't be found anywhere else on the web!

The Phoenix SubGenius Clench #1
(Nu-Monet et al)

IrRev. Friday Jones

Church of the Befuddled Biped
(Rev. Noah Stewart)

The First Assembly Of "BoB" and Online Slak Church
(Doktor Zom)

The First Church of SubGenius's Eternal Pipe Dream
Pope Roger Wilco's New Orleans outreach.

The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash, and Dancehall

(Rev DJ Epoch)

The First Church of Total Relaxology
(Rev. Dr. Jack MeHoff)

Sect of the Barcode Scanners
(Rev. Mother Thaelo Blue)

People's Temple of Loving Vengeance
(Pastor N. Pizzor)

Seattle SubGenius Union of Clenches & Crackpots
(Rev. Mr. Otis F. Odder, Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Rev. Bruce Boblight, and MORE!)

Tampa Clench

 The Resort
The Resort2

Stupid "Bob" Tricks
Ho De Do Clench
Dr. Pissoff's

Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
This site contains anti-graphx which may not be visible to all, Anti-Music which may be extremely painful to hear, and most of all, Anti-Thoughts which may melt the average human brain cell.

NEW!!  DONATE TO THE CHURCH!!
As always, we can use your love offerings. We need to build a bigger Mind Control Laser
(or whatever we're up to this week,) and your $$$$ will help.

The Holocaustal Homepage
St. Janor, Dr. Legume, and Papa Joe Mama form a mutant cyber clench that strongly believes that the Church should not be in the business of farming pinks.

SubGenius Police Usenet Tactical Unit Mobile (SPUTUM)
Mighty Subgenius Cyber Clench of Usenet police. Keeping Alt.Slack and Alt.Binaries.Slack SPAM free for you!!

The First Temple Lodge of Pink Smiting
A mighty clench that's round on the end and high in the middle.