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From: "William Price"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Dec 29, 2001

can someone PLZ tell me who this "b0b" is :)  : )
??!?!!?
I am a new "uesrnet" member, some 1337 f0lkz told me to come h3r3
to g3t hip.
; D

a big shout out to tha' laaydeez!!!   ; D

is there an explanation abut this group somewhere?
and what is this "Slack" and the "conspiracy' i keep hearing
about?
I saw some "Bob" Graffiti under a bridge in cleveland and I am
really curious!!!!!!!!!

DJ Tha Deucemaster

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From: HellPope Huey

In article <3c2dcc73$1_2@corp.newsgroups.com>, "William says...
>
>can someone PLZ tell me who this "b0b" is :)  : )
>??!?!!? I am a new "uesrnet" member, some 1337 f0lkz told me to come h3r3
>to g3t hip.
>; D

Before you take another step, put on double-layered Kevlar underwear.
Otherwise, your balls and ass will take such a repeat beating, you'll never be
able to focus on the rest.

>is there an explanation abut this group somewhere?

Yes, but those who are allowed to read the scroll burst into flames and are
never able to impart what they've learned to the rest of us.

>and what is this "Slack" and the "conspiracy' i keep hearing
>about?

Opposite ends of a graphite rod used to hold nuclear reactions in check, but
the Con end has been heating up really fast lately.  

>I saw some "Bob" Graffiti under a bridge in cleveland and I am
>really curious!!!!!!!!!

Go to Stang's house. He'll explain it all to you. He has nothing better to do
and he just loves to have company for weeks at a time. He'll hold in his pee to
KEEP talking to you so that when it becomes unbearable, he has to waddle to the
john. Then he'll talk to you through the door. Tell him I sent you; I get a $20
finder's fee when I send him a new dupe, er, convert.

However, you have to pay your $30 membership fee at the door or you can't get
in at all and he'll shoot you in the ass with a load of rock salt as you run
from his rage. Other than that, he's a lovely French creampuff, fresh from the
oven. When sedated. Frop me, daddy, four to the bar.

  HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
       "Bring Me The Head Of Arnoldo Palmera"

 "Come to think of it,
   there are already a million monkeys
     on a million typewriters,
        and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare."
               - Blair Houghton

 "America is the only country that went from
     barbarism to decadence
      without civilization in between."
               - Oscar Wilde
 
  This isn't about what you want;
      its about who you are.
               - "Star Trek:
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From: YarkMeaty@Bahooga.com (plumber butt)

get a dozen eggs. and eat them

next morning you kno w all you need to.
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From: "xenu"

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From: "Rev. Magdalen"

"Mumthra" wrote in message
news:3c52babe.256514342@news.mindspring.com...
>
> You started it.
>

Did not!  My post was about getting rubbed with exotic oils, not can openers
in my pussy!  You talkin crazy talk!
NEVER Say things like this This again .

> is there an explanation abut this group somewhere?
> and what is this "Slack" and the "conspiracy' i keep hearing
> about?

go here read http://www.subgenius.com/
then buy the books "Book of the subgenius" and "revelation X"
then send 1$ to:
PO BOX 140306
Dallas, TX 75214

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From: "U.M. Zaporets"

I don't like it. I smell a trap. A trap, I tell you!

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From: "William Price"

hahahahaRotFl what should i say to them?///??
helloall you ladeezezeze.
why did i offend u...sosorry i am new to the internets...
PLZt ell me what i did i dontwant 2 off& ani1



"xenu" wrote in message
news:t0wX7.88641$Wd.28057845@news1.rdc1.az.home.com...
>
> NEVER Say things like this This again .
>
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From: YarkMeaty@Bahooga.com (plumber butt)

On Sun, 30 Dec 2001 03:40:09 GMT, "xenu" wrote:

>
>NEVER Say things like this This again .

yeah. Boy. 'Cause they mostly stringy skags or Cinerama-sized pork
butts.

just keep jerkin off to downloaded porn. At least you won't catch
anything.
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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond"

William Price wrote:

> can someone PLZ tell me who this "b0b" is :)  : )
> ??!?!!?
> I am a new "uesrnet" member, some 1337 f0lkz told me to come h3r3
> to g3t hip.
> ; D

Folks are liars.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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From: hjimenez@intertainer.com (Kane Weishaupt)

"Col. Sphinx Drummond" wrote in message news:<3C2F1F14.6B74F2F6@subgenius.com>...
>
> Folks are liars.
>

That's why Folk Music is evil
and Hank Williams is Beelzebub
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From: "kevbob"

"William Price" wrote
> can someone PLZ tell me who this "b0b" is :)  : )
> ??!?!!?

he's just this guy who lives in a haunted hospital thing at the top of a big
hill.

> I am a new "uesrnet" member, some 1337 f0lkz told me to come h3r3
> to g3t hip.

then obviously they weren't "1337 f0lkz", now were they?

> ; D
>
> a big shout out to tha' laaydeez!!!   ; D

shhhh.  you'll scare them away.

> is there an explanation abut this group somewhere?

yes.

> and what is this "Slack" and the "conspiracy' i keep hearing
> about?

yes.

> I saw some "Bob" Graffiti under a bridge in cleveland and I am
> really curious!!!!!!!!!

indeed, you are curious.

> DJ Tha Deucemaster

hahahahaha.

can i have some too?



--
"I've felt worse but I've felt better,
A human see-saw to the letter
It makes me feel so bad, so nice
So bad, so nice!" -P.W.E.I.
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From: Modemac

On 30 Dec 2001 13:56:00 -0800, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>>Can the BobCo. Steam Cleaning Hookah
>wash away enough of the spirochetes for the legendary SubGenius neon immune
>system to kill off standard crotch-crawlies, or will the mutant strains take
>hold and lead to leprous wangs & pudenda, causing a great wailing and gnashing
>of geeks?

All I know is, those crotch-crawlies taste pretty good when you boil
'em with rice.  They're a delicacy in the Phillipines, even more than
chocolate covered ants.

--
                     First Online Church of "Bob"
                       http://www.modemac.com/
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From: HellPope Huey

>
>All I know is, those crotch-crawlies taste pretty good when you boil
>'em with rice. They're a delicacy in the Phillipines, even more than
>chocolate covered ants.

And moreso than the mail-order skanks from which they come. Or so I hear.

  HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
     New year, new pants, new suspicious stains,
     2.0, 2.0, so what  

  "Everything I've observed closely tends to wobble."
              - Robert Anton Wilson

  "I don't need your worship
     Just need a sacrifice each day
   No need to worry
    Just want to help in every way...
  I don't know what's come over me
    I'm really feeling rather strange"
            - Tony Banks, "Big Man"

  "I know this great restaurant
      where flamenco dancers tenderize the steaks."
            - "Night Court"

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From: DrDark@37.com (DoktorDark)

"kevbob" wrote in message news:...
>
> hahahahaha.
>
> can i have some too?

WHERE IS THIS BRIDGE? I LIVE HERE AND I WANT TO BUILD A CATHEDRAL
WHERE MIRACULOUS SICKENINGS CAN TAKE PLACE!!
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

In article <3c2dcc73$1_2@corp.newsgroups.com>,
William Price wrote:
>can someone PLZ tell me who this "b0b" is :)  : )
>??!?!!?
>I am a new "uesrnet" member, some 1337 f0lkz told me to come h3r3
>to g3t hip.
>; D
>
>a big shout out to tha' laaydeez!!!   ; D
>
 
If you came here to get "hip" you are in the wrong newsgroup.
One comes here to get anti-hip.  Which is not the same thing
as un-hip. When you can understand this, there may be hope.


Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!

 

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