Become an Ordained Minister NOW... SLACK FRIDAY Holidays-Only 2-for-1 Ordainment Special! Save & Ordain Two Souls for One Price!
J. R. "BOB" DOBBS has ENTERED THIS WORLD... and he is GAINING IN SLACK & POWER EVERY DAY! Hour of Slack Radio is streamed new every week. We now have our own new ROKU SubGenius TV channel! A NEW SALE DAWNS in both of our CATALOGS. The SubGenius music CDs are now downloadable! THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS is there! SubGenius events are happening all over the world this year. X-DAY is held at an exotic site (in darkest Ohio!) every July! The exciting new do-it-yourself virus we invented for the SubGenius Art Mines is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called "reality" that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders -- Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.
You can, with a credit card, or PayPal, just flat-out give us money, for NOTHING:
PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME
|Above: "V-Heart-4", by Heart Ignition|
Complex graphics best viewed one at a time -- the latest in SubGenius non-moving pictures.
Welcome to the wide open, wide-screen, dilated-pupilled world of SubGenius graphics, wherein the hideous and the beautiful become almost... well, not indistinguishable, but for some of us, it gets to where we PREFER the hideous stuff.
More Fun Than You Really Wanted. (As always, hear THE HOUR OF SLACK podcasts for the latest and longest in SubGenius audio. These stashees below are from the earliest days of Internet sound,)
Praise the Really Rather Rancid Rev. Error! For this mighty SubGenius has, by remote control, from merry Warwickshire, England, TOTALLY RENOVATED an abandoned section of SubSITE that had long lain fallow: the SMALL, SHORT, DOWNLOADABLE SOUND CLIPS vaults, previously called "THE EARS OF "BOB"".
|Press your ears against "Bob's" holes and see what sounds come out!|
The Howll hole
The Mechanically Recovered Meat Hole
The Dirty Dogma Hole
The Hole of Wandarer
The Black hole
The Hungry Hole
The Hole of The Future
The Hymn Hole
|Step right up! Get your downloadable "Bob"ware here!|
...is the veritable "teat" of downloadable antique SubGenius games, apps and animations, most of them from the 1990s.
All eyeballs now to be crammed with obsessive compulsive archetypal cheesy bulldada sacred symbols!! These amazing SubGenius heiroglyphs will replace the english language in business and social intercourse, worldwide!!!
Downloads and Install Instructions available HERE
Galleries - See the BOBCO fonts in action HERERemember, kids, the face of Dobbs is a TRADEMARK, so you have to ask permission to use these images commercially.
The portrait of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and 'SubGenius' are trademarks of The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. All rights reserved.