From: HellPope Huey
Newsgroups: alt.journalism.gonzo,alt.slack
Date: Thu, Jan 31, 2002
Will the callous, destructive, people-damaging arrogance of the Bushies and
the
rapidly decaying economy, with jobs hitting a high wind like milkweed pods,
cause people to vote him out or will the patrotic ad campaign, constant
invocation of the terrorist boogiemen & references to the Almighty stick to
enough dullards to bestow upon him a second term?
BTW, please note that I posted the Michael Moore letter to Bush to alt.slack,
alt.politics, alt.politics.bush and alt.journalism.gonzo. It never appeared
on
the two political groups.
Likewise with TWO tries at presenting an article concerning a Spanish study
that indicated marijuana in its natural state (THC extracted without any
manipulation beyond that necessary to inject it into test mice) shrunk certain
cancerous tumors and made others disappear entirely. That one never appeared
on
ANY group to which I posted it, including alt.drugs and alt.conspiracy. Twice,
remember.
That article also pointed out that the Reagan & Ford admins sought to have
universities destroy all records concerning any beneficial research thereof.
Hm.
SO! Just thought I'd ask the group's opinion, since most groups overall seem
to
be peopled by invertebrates. Then again, a lot of this is moot, since more and
more, we are given the Monty Python choice: 3000 pound weight to the head or
a
knife to the clitoris?
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
The film sucked but the soundtrack was grand
You're talking to someone who
really understands rock music.
- Tipper Gore
'Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind,
a soul to the universe, flight to the imagination,
a charm to sadness, a life to everything.'
- Plato
"Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable:
however, I do understand how someone could
get excited about playing a bassoon."
-Fran
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Duh!
But admit it, Huey. Even though you hated Clinton too, you have so much
more FUN hating BUSH. (I do too.)
Bush is the PERFECT guy for liberal types to hate, just as Clinton was
the PERFECT guy for conservative types to hate. TOO perfect, in fact,
in both cases. Either way, the They stays in Them, and the U in Us gets
an actual, literal, real-life Royal Reaming. You think this isn't all
SCRIPTED, and cast more carefully than any Hollywood thriller?
(Although it "reads" more like a soap opera.) And with more ACTORS PER
ROLE.
For instance. That "pretzel." Well, of COURSE that was when they
swapped out the fucked up Third Bush Double (or "clone", though they
don't have to be literal clones by any means) and replaced him with
the Fourth, which looks good as new -- FOR NOW.
How many Clintons were there? It's horrible just thinking about it. And
the unthinkable spectacle recently of seeing the Bush II (v 4.0) robot
and the monstrous Ted Kennedy thing, embracing like old blow buddies at
the Bohemian Club! Christ, if these aren't the end times, then, well,
um, DAMN, I guess if THESE ain't them, they might NEVER get here! THE
ONE WORLD ADVERTISER WON, TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO!!
AND THIS SHIT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!! AIEEEE! NOOOOOoooooooo! HURRY "BOB"
HURRY!
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From: HellPope Huey
In article <010220021436275685%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. says...
>
>But admit it, Huey. Even though you hated Clinton too, you have so much
>more FUN hating BUSH. (I do too.)
Well, although I'm sure a lot of it was accidental, the damned ECONOMY at least
functioned fairly well. I'd not wave a flag over it so, except that when he
took
over the governor's office in Narkinsaw from the incompetent Frank White, the
place was all but bankrupt. He had people go through drawers and cash checks
his
predecessor had LEFT LYING THERE. The state was soon rolling again, albeit in
an
ARKY fashion. He was GOOD at his skullbuggery. Most are such clowns you don't
even want their balloons, but he made you enjoy the SQUIRT BULB.
Naw, I kinda liked the guy because he kept persevering DESPITE THE WHOLE DAMNED
WORLD RIDING DOWN ON HIS ASS ALL THE TIME. He had a REAL good deal with Satan.
He also publically said he knew what it was like to need $20, which was pretty
fetching, regardless. If Bush said such a thing, his head would go all "Scanner"
on us. He has NO concept.
Clinton may have been just another lying political fuck in many ways, but
somewhat like "Bob," he managed to stay erect against all comers. In addition,
half of Arkansaw HATES HIS GUTS, so he MUST have something good goin' on. ANY
guy who is accused of MAYBE flying dope into the Mena airport while in office
and KEEPS the job anyway is more real than our current Howdy Screwdy.
> You think this isn't all
>SCRIPTED, and cast more carefully than any Hollywood thriller?
>(Although it "reads" more like a soap opera.) And with more ACTORS PER
>ROLE.
Not at all. I KNOW its so badly rotoscoped, you can still see the first
rendering. Clinton simply kept the RIGHT wheels greased by LOOKING friendly.
When you have a decent job, you'll swallow a lot. That's where the new boys
are
blowing it, not to mention a stout number of goats.
>How many Clintons were there? It's horrible just thinking about it. And
>the unthinkable spectacle recently of seeing the Bush II (v 4.0) robot
>and the monstrous Ted Kennedy thing, embracing like old blow buddies at
>the Bohemian Club!
I kept expecting their nipples to short-circuit upon contact, sending their
heads flying like some anime grotesquerie. It was almost like watching Hitler
do
that little jig or seeing J. Edgar laugh.
>AND THIS SHIT WILL GO ON FOREVER!!! AIEEEE! NOOOOOoooooooo! HURRY "BOB"
>HURRY!
The first sign of the End will be the big quake. Gary G'Broagfran will surf
to
your house in Cleveland. Then things will get really bad.
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
If those aren't grapefruits, I'm in big trouble.
If THESE are, its worse yet.
Drugs are a criminal issue when you're poor,
a health issue when you're rich
- Bill Maher
Baptist pastors dammed the brooks with the saved.
- H.L. Mencken
For the next 60 seconds, I will conduct
a test of my emergency broadcast equipment.
AAAAAAHHH!!!
Had this been a real emergency,
the scream you just heard
would be followed by lots more just like it.
This concludes my test of
my emergency broadcast equipment.
- Calvin,