homeland defense member shoots himself in the ass



From: "RevUlv"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 4, 2002

http://www.pigdog.org/auto/celebrityspotlight/link/2389.html

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From: thereheis99@hotmail.com (Rev. Crawford)

"RevUlv" wrote in message news:...
> http://www.pigdog.org/auto/celebrityspotlight/link/2389.html

A more even-handed coverage of the incident can be found at
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2002/01/03/MN117862.DTL

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I saw this. I flew back to
the Right Coast over the holidays, and got pretty torqued when I saw
the weekend warriors and their M-16s strolling around DFW. I managed
to ameliorate this outrage by telling myself that the rifles probably
weren't loaded. Oh well.

Said outrage was further exacerbated when another batch of
assault-rifle-wielding guardmen were dispatched to the RDU airport. A
headline in the Raleigh Noise & Disturber hailed this as a holiday
"gift of security." As if the latest implementation of a police state
could be consisdered a "gift."

Sheesh.  Then again, the Triangle region of NC has gotta be one of the
highest concentration of glorps on the face of the planet.  Buncha
redneck yuppies with Eddie Bauer Ford Explorers up on blocks in front
of their McMansions. I'm convinced that the worldwide HQ for the
Conspiracy is located in a bunker beneathe the Cary Towne Center mall.


YFNR

Rev. Crawford
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From: Legume

kissiii wrote:

> Big deal. With this many ppl running around with weapons, did anyone
> think something like this is really worth ridicule?

Yes.
>
> I begining to lose interest in this newsgroup, it seems all anyone does
> here is track down the fubars of others for posting. (NU-Monnet, I'm
> looking in your direction.)

If it weren't for nu-monet's posts, I wouldn't read this group at all.  He
saves me countless hours of finding dumb motherfuckers to laugh at.

GOD BLESS YOU, NU-MONET.
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